Couldn’t agree more.

I miss when TV could say this stuff. They still do, but they used to too.

What an awesome Christmas present for our military brethren!

After using AI chat bots so much that I can recognize patterns, I’m becoming increasingly suspicious of newer books that seem too well-written. Not naming names or titles; let’s just say that no one really cares or gets mad when rap samples other people’s music, so unoriginality in books is lateral.

You have been challenged to ball. Do you accept?

Momma how come I dont get no copyright letters if I use my phone personal hotspot to torrent movies but I get em when I use WiFi

A buddy cop comedy with Ian McKaye and Glenn Danzig playing themselves and they have to fight crimes involving drugs and meat.

Listening to my favorite Chris Cornell album. More 90s grunge icons need to do a pop/dance album.

Siouxsie and the Machine are alright but they’re no Florence and the Banshees.

Remember: If you love children, they eventually grow up to become adults just like you. Don’t help children if you won’t also help adults. Children aren’t stupid. They can see when adults aren’t being helped, so they will preemptively armor themselves against disappointment. Alliance isn’t free.

Advisory for pet owners and you: check UV levels before taking babies out. See below chart on when not to take babies out. Thank

You have encountered a sleepy dog! Say “big yawn!” before scrolling further.

Now that everyone’s sucking Stephen King’s dick, let’s bring back Golden Years and Kingdom Hospital.

Review of the new Smashing Pumpkins album, “Zodeon at Crystal Hall”: Yep, that’s Billy Corgan’s voice.

If I could give you all the trophies And line them along the wall They’d be covered in solid gold And you would have a ball. I love my doggy Chyna.

Time to get more rolling papers and the store that sells them is next door to a Subway. Pray for me.

Reading books by people I dislike so I could better understand them. I still dislike them, but at least I’ve walked a mile in their shoes and can give an informed opinion on why they suck.

Rub that belly!

Pool’s closed!

Finished Sex and the City series and movies, gonna take a break and watch Love Story: John F Kennedy, Jr. and Carolyn Bessette. She has the same initials as Carrie Bradshaw and the similarities doesn’t end there.

Best songs of the 90s: 1. Brandy - Baby 2. Amy Grant - Baby, Baby 3. TLC - Baby-Baby-Baby

Momma why HBO taking sex and the city movies off they streaming service but they leave the tv series alone

Chair thief.

Yesterday I watched “The Drama”. Today I’m watching “Send Help”. America is not okay.

We’re gonna execute order 86 today, right? Right?

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep And if I should die before I wake I pray the Lord my soul to take HUSH LITTLE BABY DON’T SAY A WORD NEVERMIND THAT VOICE YOU HEARD IT’S JUST THE BEAST UNDER YOUR BED IN YOUR CLOSET, IN YOUR HEAD!!

Fuck you RFK Jr. but also fuck you reddit👈🏿😲 I shop wherever I want!!!

Heh hey bluesky I told this joke in a reply but I wanna tell it again here hehe What did Paris Hilton catch on her fishing trip to Mexico? “Her pes”cado!! JAJAJA!!! Heh! Get it? Anyone?

Weird A.I. Yankmychain

Bought the entire stock except for one jar because that’s the Minnesotan thing to do.

“Father, I must inform you of traversal stuttering in this consumable piece of interactive media. Why don’t you just stop being poor and get a real gamer tower with RGB fans?”

Got 8pc beef samosas from Holy Land in Minneapolis. I remembered to take a pic before I inhaled them all.

Momma why the first sex and the city movie not on hbo but both series and the second movie is

Gamer logic tells me that we need to complete a main quest before we can progress any further.

Cheap struggle meal for the new Great Depression.

Last picture of my old dog and first pic of my current puppy. That rainbow flare means something.

Nobody knows this movie but it’s one of the best time travel flicks of all tomei. Marisa Tomei and Vincent d’onofrio star in Happy Accidents, and trust me, stumbling on this movie is the happiest accident you’ll ever have. Check it out, highly recommended.

My favorite food crime is mixing strawberries with my eggs.

My puppy and I now have our poop cycles synced.

Today me and my friends watched Wild at Heart directed by David Lynch and starring Nic Cage. The stars aligned perfectly for these two talents to work together, and with Laura Dern as the lead, it was truly its own take on the Wizard of Oz story. Plus, Nic Cage singing Elvis! What a great flick.

Tons of people had never read “The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas” and it really shows.

In the Twin Cities, crime is rampant due to apathy and lackadaisical scum. This abandoned car had been taking up space in my apartment’s lot for a year. I used a scripted botnet to spam complaints to Brooklyn Center using residents’ info and they JUST NOW, FINALLY, tagged this for towing.

*opens mouth and points at screen* reddit!! YSK that Sinead O’Connor is on a Massive Attack album!! 😮😲

I just love my baby so much.

My puppy is such a kid that she enjoys the swing at the park.

A conspiracy theory in three album covers:

Hey David Lynch, how much weed should I smoke today?

My puppy carried a branch home from the park today.

Very sad about what happened in Shreveport today but at least the cops weren’t the Uvalde type. They leapt into action immediately. If I were rich I’d show them my appreciation.

Today we made a bad movie better by making our own soundtrack on drums and clarinet.