I’m watching this Alicia Silverstone Christmas movie, and all I can think is they should all be grilling the daughter’s boyfriend about propping up a transphobe.

Logan taking his mentee to Folsom.

january 2025: this will be my year!! december 2025:

mall Santa of the year, 2005

I need more “Single All the Way” Jennifer Coolidge.

You will be visited by three spirits The spirits:

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show/ movie you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

Welcome to my TED talk. “Christmas in Connecticut,” where a materialistic journalist pretends to be Martha Stewart with the help of her gay, Hungarian chef bestie, is the best Christmas movie. This has been my TED Talk.

It’s that time of year when people are maybe a little too charitable to Sarah Jessica Parker’s character in “The Family Stone.”

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Don’t be such a prude, Laura.

So gorgeous, so random.

He gives, and he gives, and he gives.

I remember being horrified by this at the time, but talk about creative risks paying off.

Oh, hey, another issue of Avengers that doesn’t have any Avengers in it, cool cool cool.

Having read a lot of analysis and adaptations of Greek myth written by women, I’m so wary of Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey.” That trailer is so masc for masc.

Logan has had sex with at least three of them.

Fuck him up, Whitney. (Ask me about my conspiracy theory about Whitney’s time with the Frost family in Boston.)

I just want a short but intense two-day flu so I can lie in bed and read and catch up on season one and of Landman.

You can’t handle her.

That seems fair.

Catharsis.

They never actually discuss it on the podcast, but these hosts seem really committed to gut health.

Get it, Colleen.

Kohl’s Mom makes me sad.

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"You will be visited by 3 spirits" The spirits:

Post a black and white panel and tell us who drew it. Gengoroh Tagame

How DARE you try and blame Charlotte for your family being in Derry, Leroy. How. DARE. You.

Just GIVE THE DAGGER TO MARGE. Marge GETS SHIT DONE.

My fitness app apparently doesn’t consider shoveling the driveway to be “exercise,” to which I say, “Fuck that.”

Emma Frost: The untimely deaths of my first class of students was such a deep and tragic loss. I miss them every day. Mindee Cuckoo: You know, thanks to Krakoa all of those kids are alive again. You could spend time with them literally whenever you felt like it. Mindee: Emma: Mindee: Emma: nah

I feel like we need to empanel a commission to study the circumstances behind Lindsay Mendez not winning a Tony for “Merrily We Roll Along.”

The thespian urge to put on a terrible wig and play a famous singer…

If you see this, share a redhead.

Who is responsible for this? Why are these Absolute titles so good?

Oh, god, not Veronica…

My queens. It has been too long.

Absolute Steve Trevor is such a babygirl.

Never forget the disaster we all could have enjoyed and how they kept it from us.

I miss Avengers Academy.

I’m always more excited to see Clea than Stephen, Medusa than Black Bolt, and Sue than Reed.

I love reading Amora’s Fandom profile. “Marital status: Single.” “Weight: 450 pounds.”

There’s a contestant on Holiday Baking Challenge who does all of his interviews in a crocheted vest with nothing on underneath it, and I am obsessed with that look.

I’m such a fan of Jed MacKay’s writing, but his Avengers run has been one of the least character-driven in the franchise’s history, which is so weird to me.

I get that a lot of comics writers have to get a full issue of Kang delivering a self-important monologue, but does Marvel have to keep publishing them?

Coincidentally, I suffer from ennui when Kang is around, too.

I always wondered why George Pérez never really drew the Legion, as that kind of big group seemed right up his alley.

I wasn’t going to put a tree up this year, but now there’s that Midsommar tree topper…