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I didn’t need to know that “Jem” was on Tubi.

I need a pointy toe battle between Tarantula and Laura Kinney.

Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

No heterosexual explanation.

But he’s never use his powers to invade someone’s privacy. NEVER.

It’s not worth that much, Cap. You’ll be ceaselessly comparing Magneto to Hitler in just a couple of years.

“None shall suspect I have disguised myself as the flop!”

I can think of at least a dozen Marvel villains she could be talking about.

This comes up a lot, Chris.

To clarify, Cap’s clothes weren’t torn in battle. He was just wearing this.

It only took the schemes of an ancient, malign sorcerer for their fences to begin to mend.

Buckle up, kids.

Happy International Women's Day! Support women's rights, but also their wrongs.

The anti-disco movement was truly a collaboration of the worst of humanity.

God, Sebastian, even a child could figure that out.

Rachel is clearly trying to distract Selene with that look

Charles is always willing to give the government an oopsie.

I ask this in all seriousness, but has more cunt EVER been served in American comics than during the first Claremont run?

Lee Forrester, you will always be famous in my house.

Amanda, your best is always good enough!

“… and Rogue.” SHADE.

Love that Storm made time for a wardrobe change when leaving Forge.

Take me on a journey.

Seriously.

Gil Kane was one of those artists who inspired me to pick up a book I didn’t normally read just because he drew it.

This book shook me when it first came out.

Val really has a deep reservoir of awfulness inside.

Randomly chose this issue to start a read-through.

Now I’m trying to figure out who is on the meanest, funniest Avengers group chat.

This is just a direct quote from the Marvel Heroes slack.

Vision’s Durwood era, when Wanda would let magic loose in the house whenevs.

Girl, no.

Cute hat!

How I arrived on Bluesky

So, “Clown in a Cornfield” is actually… pretty good? And well acted?

I love how everyone in Marvel outer space just kind of sucks.

I love James Urbianak, but I don’t know if he’s who I would choose to read a trashy noir. I keep hearing Rusty Venture and Arthur Tack, neither of whom screams “California ex-con.”

Keep your symbiotes and Spirits of Vengeance out of my comics.

Every now and then, I just don’t care which House the Hunters pick.

Some days I just feel sad for Xandar, you know?

If you see this post a knight: Faiza Hussain

Sidney Prescott is exactly the parent we should have expected her to be. (BAD.)

While I suspect that enjoying “Landman” constitutes a tacit endorsement of fossil fuels, I am seated for Ali Larter’s second act.

My warlord.

Princess Python, you will always be famous.