Don’t usually post videos so I’m putting myself out there and it may be deleted soon but hope you enjoy it!

God I stupidly love this game

Repost if you could get lost in my cheeks #humpday

Much rather be at home like this than at work right now

Yo…

Nothing like a good work bathroom selfie, hehe

Flirting with men is so much fun 🤩

What are friends for if not to hype you up! Love getting reviews like this. 🫶🏻

Me and my first Pokémon game ❤️

Thought I found a dead body behind our dumpster yesterday at work, turned out to be just a wig…😱

That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.

“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would DESTROY the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!”

Finished my walk at the park and the shirt had to go it was soaked through with sweat 🥵

Not that damn alliance from bracket 2 coming back to haunt me at work…

Finished “Missing in Soho” by Holly Stars and now starting 🏳️‍🌈 book 2 for PRIDE month! “Bromantasy” by Máire Roche A humorous cozy fantasy with a “Dummies to lovers” trope, I can’t wait!

Anyone else just sit around on their day off and scroll TikTok while mindlessly holding their dick in their hand?

Hi. I’m Needle. I’m 41 years old and just tried an Uncrustable for the first time. What fucking rock have I been under. These things are magical!!!

I hear it’s Tuesday again…

Booty in the rain

So jealous of men with hairy chests. I love to look at and touch them so much I wish I had one. Though I’d probably never stop feeling myself ever again 🤣 (also that’s a hint to send me all the hairy chests in the comments 🤞🏻)

Just finished Parade of Horribles (DCC Book 8) in time to start gay books for pride month! First up is book 2 of this drag queen murder mystery series by Holly Stars ✨ It just released in the US and I’ve been so excited to get my hands on it!

I believe it was called JJ’s in St. Louis, MO. I don’t think it’s there anymore which is sad. Also shoutout to Bar:PM as well in STL, was my second bar the same weekend, lol!

Drop some wings! 🪽🦋🦅

Baby gay —> adult gay 🏳️‍🌈

But make it art

DMs got me like…

Rewatching old Taskmaster and all I can think is how bad I want Alex Horne to play with my “Horne Section”…🤤 I’m so stupid lolol

Only got one lap out of two this morning thanks to rain so now I’m back for lap two!

This is Dick. He likes to play Overwatch. His main is Roadhog, for unspecified reasons…🤤

Happy wet Wednesday and last day to me being 40…hello 41

So many hot guys at the park today and not one of them stopped and asked me to blow them…such a shame

QTP with the Pokémon that runs your account

May the 4th be with you! (Not my art, but commissioned it from @jaygeeart.bsky.social on instagram a while ago, turned out wonderful!)

Quote with a shower pic 🚿🧼

I didn’t know this set of cards existed and now I NEEEEEEED them…they’re from Paldea Evolved I believe, wish I could go to a card show!!!

QTP with your favorite Steel-type pokemon!

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery x

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Was cleaning the bathroom after work tonight so I took the opportunity to take some selfies!

If you see this, post an archer!

Still on the hunt for hole…I need a new toy…

Just thought I’d let you know that my penis is in dire need of a warm hole…any takers???

This song came on at the dispensary and I immediately thought of this meme lmao!

By myself at the park…

Tummy Tuesday!

Found a friend today…

I’m enjoying the “Underwatch” event so much!!!

Can we all collectively as a world please stop making Jelly Roll famous?

Thought I’d throw my wood on the pile…