David Attenborough: “Here we see the infamous “trouserous reptilius” sneaking out of his winter habitat as the weather gets warmer…” 😂😂 this is so stupid but I make myself laugh so there’s that haha

The amount of people that come to a bookstore not knowing how the alphabet/alphabetizing works astounds me…

Love to drive with my cock out…of course it may have led to some backyard play when I got home…

So…full disclosure, I’m diagnosed ADHD and Bipolar Depressive and I tend to hallucinate sounds like music or knocks, etc…but now I’m starting to hallucinate smells…I have gotten several STRONG whiffs lately of what smells like fresh wet dirt while just sitting inside my bedroom…🧐

Was playing some Overwatch before work…who are your mains?

Throwback Thursday to 5 years ago…shirt says “Chubby Unicorns Need Love Too” with a rhinoceros 🦏 on it, former coworker made it for me

Started watching a couple new anime…I really enjoy both of them! Kaiju No. 8 and Sakamoto Days have both had me laughing out loud!

Today at work we were discussing cartoon crushes growing up and this was one of my sexual awakenings!

Wish I had any kind of drive or motivation to take sexy pics again. Between bipolar depression, body dysmorphia, and little to no sex drive…it makes it tough. So here’s an old one I like a lot…

Finally have all 18 Scatterbug! Plus a 100IV and a shiny ✨! Now to collect TONS of candy…

Solo Leveling….😂😂😂

2 shinies in one day! And both purple!

A blast from Tummy’s past for tummy Tuesday!

It’s been 40 years now but I’m starting to finally realize that the people I’m always there for aren’t really there for me in the end. No one truly, in their deepest of hearts, cares for me or what I do. I am alone. (Just need a space to get the thoughts out)

You guuuuuuuuuys!!!! I think I found the one I want to evolve! 😂😂

2016 to 2026

Is wet Wednesday still a thing?

My fat ass just ate an entire pound of bacon on two sandwiches…I told my husband if I die at least know I was happy

My back and legs hurt so bad today I’m walking like Discord Addams…IYKYK 😂

Monochrome Monday

Thought I’d share if anyone was interested…was a fun year of books

Backyard business…

An old pic but since it’s holiday season!

So excited to get my hands on an Advance Reader Copy of Matt Dinniman’s new book!!!

Is it just me or do all of the girls’ (Ronnie, Lily, and Marge) voices on Welcome to Derry sound like they’ve been filtered or digitally changed in this last episode???

I’m so glad I live in the same timeline as Rick Riordan…🔱🌊

Here’s my piss for those that enjoy…!

Need a new show to watch on YouTube on my lunch breaks. I have watched taskmaster so many times plus 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown and need something similar!

Post you from a different era in your life

GRWM Saturday work edition 😈

That checks out…I did go to his concert this year 😂

WHO’S THAT POKÉMON!?

My first shiny Alpha and it’s this dipshit…’Tis the season I guess…

Home alone with the dogs and I heard a noise and at the same time the dogs barked so now I’m terrified…

My protagonist Oui’d and his 13th shiny (3rd since getting the charm) Still no shiny alpha yet…wonder what my first will be!?

First Pokemon game and starter I wanted Charmander so bad but knew he was at a type disadvantage for the first two gyms so I wussed out and used Bulby

Scrub a dub dub

RIP Ishtari, you were loved dearly. 😔

Six months to the day from my birthday and I just remembered to update my age on my profile 😅

FINALLY got that damn shiny charm last night! The other pic are my pre-charm shinies! Now to hunt for more!

There’s not enough penis in my life…even on fat cock Friday…

the face // the cheeks

Time to settle in for the longhaul…goal is to get the shiny charm before the DLC. I have however gotten 3 full odds shinies so far!

I need a dick in my mouth, STAT!

I miss being a slut on the internet…

Been a while. Here’s my belly while I was jerking off the other day 😉

FYI if anyone cares, my mental health has been incredibly low lately and I have not been feeling very good about my appearance so I’ve been avoiding posting anything but I’ve still been around and looking and you are all just gorgeous!!! Thanks for sharing what you do!

I need at least one more friend to complete an old field research…any takers…I’d offer a dick pic in return but this is Bluesky and my dick is all over it 😂