I love being a parent but I would just like, a day where no one screams or throws things or tells me I'm the worst. I think I'd even take just six hours without a meltdown.

Going through photos and asking myself if I'm a good mom, then see where I had a 102° fever with the flu and still let Lily paint and yeah you know what, I do a pretty good job.

The 12 month sleep regression isn't quite killing me, but if I could stop averaging 5 hours of sleep a night, that'd be great.

Woke up at 3:45am because of the baby, didn't go to sleep until 9:40pm because of the toddler, then only slept an hour before the baby woke up. Everything hurts and I'm dying.

Really pushing the "surviving not thriving" mindset to just "I'm alive and that's it" this week

First time completely kid free since Wednesday night and what do I do? Take a shower and do chores. One day I'll be able to read a book at home 🫠

Literally any week I say "oh we just gotta survive it" turns into such a colossal cluster it's not even funny.

This week has just been a WEEK, but getting told I'm going to hell for IVF at work really adds the cherry on top 🥰🥰 really needed to cry in my office this session

Being sick as a mom is the worst because I yelled at Lily for something she couldn't help and now I will remember that forever, while also feeling like I'm dying.

In a different world, instead of watching Daniel Tiger while sick with the flu, I'm watching Wicked snuggled in bed while sick with the flu.

Was drinking a super sugary latte at 3pm a bad idea for my anxiety? Most likely!!

How is it only Tuesday HOW

Anyone else got a kid obsessed with books? LMAO

Really decided to play life on hard mode by insisting I still nurse (and thus pump) through session

I've been up since 4am and I've held strong all day, but bedtime might be when I crash

Listening to my coworkers talk about everything they did over christmas break is a fun reminder that I literally did not finish a single book and only finished one non-kid movie over 12 days 😐

This is the picture of Christmas for me lmao

My deepest apologies to all the mom influencers who I've called liars about getting up before your kids, it turns out you just don't go back to sleep when they wake up in the middle of the night.

I would do so much for a nap and like, two uninterrupted hours of reading right now.

"I'm gonna miss this," I tell myself as I trip over Lily's ride on dinosaur for the third time this morning.

Lily knows Hot to Go and I'm so proud but also wondering how she hasn't picked up on my emo band lyrics as well.

Will I ever stop being nervous about job interviews orrrrrr

How am I supposed to explain to my sweet baby girls one day that we yet again elected a man who has a history of sexual assault and wants to strip their rights away?

I like how kids can tell you're heading for a menty b and then just... add to the chaos