Sometimes I play small town shopping roulette, where I stop at the local Dollar General instead of the grocery store hoping they have the thing I need. This time they did not.

Tried the cat in a wreath thing and this is about the best I'm getting

At this point I'm gonna have to see if my SA Forums account still works

People are ripping on Pete Davidson playing a Saudi funded comedy festival but did you consider that it's a front for him to get vengeance for his dad they killed on 9/11?

OK but once the protests have escalated and the shit really starts to go down we need the Black Bull flags to come out

Instead of blaming moms taking Tylenol we should look at the amount of microplastics in the dad's semen that causes the lifelong obsession with Legos and/or model trains

If the Government refuses to give us the Epstein list can we at least get the list of compromised names that Jared Leto has that lets him continue to get movie roles?

Then later Dunkin runs out butts

My friend misheard Kpop Demon Hunters as Cake Pop Demon Hunters and now I'm thinking of a group of blonde Southern Baptist girls that go to Sewanee and tell everyone theyre going to hell and say theyre virgins because they only do butt stuff

Tractor Supply got the deer robotrippin like 2000s Lil Wayne

Holy shit Facebook Marketplace is selling a Shrek Truck (SHRUCK)

So I saw the new Naked Gun this week and then Sonic tries to get me to consume 2 footling chili dogs. I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS NO THANK YOU.

This sentence is just Labubu dubai chocolate matcha rooftop rave for white men in middle Tennessee

Was there a MAGA conspiracy about woke politics infiltrating the cornhole community that we all missed? wtf does this even mean?

Nintendo Direct finally revealing JRPG's representing some of the meanest streets in America

I was never quite sure how Colon Blow (or Super Colon Blow) was made, but like Phil Hartman says, I'm convinced. Also funny how much you start caring about grams of fiber consumed as you age. and how you don't hear from acquaintances. But definitely how much fiber you get.

Forget the Epstein list show us the Jared Leto list because he's gotta be getting these roles having some crazy intel

Just ordered this and gonna drop my phone in it to power up my Uma Musume

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Hot take: I love my local post office and mailperson. They always drop my mail off before noon. I've never waited more than 5 minutes in line at the office, and they are excessively friendly

Do you ever hear people in meetings talk and stutter through their words and it seems like they're trying to structure their words and sentences to sound like AI?

The crane machine at my local burger joint out-of-order due to Gremlins in the machine

Holy shit being at Anime Expo during this "worst of times" would be so relaxing right now instead of whatever fresh hell this is

Look I'm just saying that I've never seen Northerlion and Michael Stipe from R.E.M. in the same room

Elon Musk is doing the Roman Candle Salute for July 4th

Get ready to speak Chinese (complimentary)!!!

Even though they were technically a one hit wonder, Pepper was still a great song

Their breakfast wasn't so great

Babs Bunny

I keep hearing that corporations aren't people but then there's Taylor Swift

In case you need to know what's going on at Facebook

There's definitely a CONSPIRACY behind this SpaceX Starship 36 explosion! Watch and Listen closely and you can see and hear exactly what they are trying to hide behind these "unplanned disassemblies"

Need this fit for my cat.

Dairy Queen should merge with Dunkin' Donuts, drop all their garbage non-dessert food, and have a restaurant open until 11PM that sells soft serve, lattes, pastries, and Blizzards. Literally no one wants a burger and fries from DQ. It's 2 tiers below Alabama public school lunch.

You do Sudoku I do the McDonald's app, calculating how much cheaper it is to use a $4 off $10 purchase coupon that doesn't include combos, vs. not using the coupon and just looking at the combo prices. Meanwhile my mom can't send a text. Tech is needlessly stupid and complex now.

Wow, they finally caught Ed the zebra in Murfreesboro. We'll remember you friend, run free.

I love Amazon product videos because they all use copyright free music and have this dystopian comfort like "Yeah lemme get this giant bright red crushed velvet Temu Chicago Bulls pillow and set it in my Chip and Joanna Gaines Fixer Upper cream AirBNB divorced mom dwelling

This AI ass looking plate of grilled food is in fact real and good

"Karmaaaa police, fuck this guy he fucking sucks..."

Apparently activity on BS is decreasing, which is perfect. More activity for me.

"this would never happen on Japan's public transit"

"Hey honey what are you doing?" "Oh just jerking off in a cup and staring at my sperm with my iPhone...for science"

Gen X'ers don't like being called boomers then someone designs the most boomer-ass Gen X shirt ever. You're supposed to be in a state of malaise, not amped up about drinking from a water hose and walking it off. Boomer-coded language here gang.

Whoa, ACTUAL boomer games hitting @xbox.com Game Pass today--talking Pitfall for the Atari 2600 old. This is a cool addition, alongside leaderboards and new modes. Now I just need an Xbox joystick with one big ass red button youtu.be/wOR0muF7lf8?...

Someone posted their Taco Bell chicken nugget order and: -Why do non-chicken chains keep trying to sell us nuggets? -Why are people ordering them? -How does these look like straight up buttcheeks doo doo?

Remember when Panera Bread had the option of a soft roll instead of their rock bread until someone there decided "hey you're already in hell how about the next level of that?"

Alright I've been trying to be supportive for years, but I'm finally calling it. Food trucks are by and large poorly run, overpriced, and too expensive. But no one can afford to start a brick and mortar biz because *points at everything around us* so this is what we're left with.

Look, it's morbid but I'm surprised no one has sampled the lawyer from Ozzy Osboure's Behind The Clip saying "get the gun, get the gun, shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot". That goes harder than 95% of choruses today

Imagine getting fired from The Who for playing too loud? It's like getting fired from 2 Live Crew for using too much profanity.

umm I think we all know a fiery redhead like this right?