some of you guys are cool, dont log in tommorow

at the strip club in a journalistic capacity

fuck my beautiful puppy wife

mx. frizzle magic school bussy

in my sick twisted world cross sex hormones are just normal hormones

punk house sourdough starter tastes like stale pussy and moldy tobacco

community is an asexual polycule

deadbolted door is like a chastity cage for house punks

fuck off folk punker im writing a resume

shitting in a bucket and then getting fined $4,000 by the city for code violations at the anarchist land project is way more praxis than any yall bitches ever done

been getting into cigerette burns lately

haters will hear you insist that its only severe mold exposure and scold you for not masking at the show two weeks ago

woman with WASH/BORD knuckle tattoos that cant keep time would fix me

hey i dont think my mom can house us up anymore she said you kept schwagging out her poodle

traincore marshawn lynch: im just bout that slack action boss

cracking a squat to house up the six femmes in my road dog situationship oogle crew polycule

i promise these arent cold sores i just slept in an ant hill last night

anarcho pelosism

bill wilson never said nothin about bitches from new orleans

top ten world trade center buildings number seven will surprise you

i hope dan wilson gets found in a ditch

pullin up to the punk house in a mercedes got me feelin like transgender dominic toretto

i do not want to be a twink i want to be in the pipefitters union

i wish women would use me for my body instead of my power tools

greatful to be here greatful to be the great clown pagliacci

polyamory is like sitting in the cuck chair except its the mattress on the floor as the people fucking

joining the perfectly averageshoreman union

mom found the pookie inside your copy of evasion so she says you have to leave but shes letting me borrow her car to give you a ride to the trainyard

they should make pants with pockets big enough to steal a bottle of doc bronners i rlly need to take a shower

medicaid voice training got me sounding like patrick warburton

dick short but my money long

google dot com how to rename punk house

no lowballers i know what i got tramp stamp

[talking to three of my 16 metamours voice] some of you are alright, dont come to the orgy tommorow

abdl boiracer said i had to buy him a recaro child seat if i wanted road head in the miata

[talking to three of my 16 roomates voice] some of you are alright, dont come to the house meeting tommorow

jarvis, count the bolts for me. now eat shit catching out on the fly

edgar allan poes the pit and the frenulum

I have a little gold bullion in my go bag as a "just in case". I make sure to keep it next to a single bullet. just in case :)

we should organize the revolution on linkedin

ran a 100° fever for three days and now i like dresses.

i got an endless supply of adderall, the world will bend to my whims as long as i dont accidentally open pornhub first

need legal advice: HR wants to talk to me about watching porn in the office but I was clocked out on my lunch break. Is this discrimination?

im like captain amab searching for her white whale

"gentrification of homelessness", me, 2025

they on my them til im pro nouns dead

clocking in for an 8 minute shift at bank of america north hollywood branch anyone have some tips for my first day

everyone wants to know if the mcrib is back but nobody asks how the mcrib is doing

pullin up to the club with lockjaw and serotonin syndrome