🗽Trump's DOJ claims they have the right to bulldoze the Statue of Liberty. 🗽

"Flesh eating" Because things were starting to look stable.

"...a ceasefire is when you’re shooting in a more moderate manner.” -- The Fucking Leader Of The Free World. Dear Secret Service: this quote from your "protectee". You got questions, ask him.

Gut OSHA, EPA and all other workplace safety programs and pretty soon (494 days) shit starts blowing up everywhere.

*Tentative Terms for Talks Near* They WERE talking in February when we decided to suckerpunch ourselves into a war.

@marcusaurelius2026.bsky.social You're the first dead guy to follow me.

So... Are you a Turtle?

NBC headline: "At least 2 people shot near the White House, including a possible suspect, officials say" So, one person was a suspect, but we also shot someone else. For no reason.

"Winston? What comes after January 5th?" "January 6th... AAAAAA" The pain machine is fully cranked up. "Winston, there is no sixth day in January."

Cozy #Caturday

Yes, people use "The Stop Sign" as a navigational landmark here.

Full Up Bad Juju! Not a drill.

The Street of Whore Moe's. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Just saw an advertisement for kitchen cutlery: THESE KNIVES ARE FLYING OFF THE SHELVES! Well, shit... get out of there!

Even with the price going up, NO ONE is making any effort to conserve or reduce consumption. No. We are burning more than ever before.

DEFUND ISRAEL.

I was a Teenage Under-Baby.

Dear Secret Service: This is protected speech.

It's Trump's ass on grass.

I'm older than this.

Do you feel safe?

I'm done with memes.

No AI or psychic abilities used in creating this post.

What if I didn't use any AI or stolen photos or art?

Happy Mother's Day "Blessed are the barren and the wombs that never bore and the breasts that never nursed!" Luke 23:29

Felix Dies Matris!

Shapley Supercluster would be a great porn star name.

Mormons are just Steampunk Scientologists. Prove me wrong.

Local gospel station was off the air for a couple of days. Transmitter was struck by lightning. Just saying...

A Super-El-Nino is coming. [In this space I could put an AI generated image of a Mexican baby in a superhero costume. But then the only replies I would get would be the same suburbanites who tell me I need to shop at farmer's markets when they have no idea what rural living is really like.]

Puzzling choice of words. How do you reset a Pope? Do you unfold a paperclip and stick it in his ear? [I love the expression on Pope Bob's face: "I need that fucking baseball bat."]

Today is the National Day of Pretend.

Today's Headlines: Trump Speaks Iran Ponders Israel Bombs Have a nice fucking day.

We secretly replaced your government with a bunch of drunken rapists. Let's see if anyone notices.

Meanwhile back at the Street of Whore Moos.

Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider this justice a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

Would YOU make a deal with Trump? Didn't think so. Mexico won't. Canada won't. Why in the Hell should Iran?

"No. I will not be photographed today." Walpurgisnatcht is coming. Remember to practice Safe Sacrificing.

Old MacGregor has a faun. Io Io Pan! And on this farm he had some nymphs. Io Io Pan! Here a nymph, there a faun, Nymphs, fauns everywhere! Io Io Pan.

The question I have not heard asked yet: Who does Trump want to fire so badly it rated staging this? Trump, Vance, Hegseth, and others all together in a public place where someone could bring a gun? During alleged "war time"? Really?

I could take a better #Caturday photo, but I'd have to move him.

Call me an optimist, but I think the only reason we are not bombing Iran is because we ran out of bombs.

THREE PERCENT is not "close". It is a win.

Louisiana: The Gun Battles In The Food Court State. Actually stupider than Texas.

Which means that Israel talked him into it.

Probe me. I'd probe me. I'd probe me hard.

Sunday Bible Lesson Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus? — Romans 9:20 “Hateful day when I received life! I exclaimed in agony. ‘Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even YOU turned from me in disgust? — Frankenstein’s monster

United States Tax Dollars at work.

Police are asking for the public’s help to identify persons of interest. That's CopTalk for "Do you know what happened? We don't."