Also … yes Y’all souls be robbing these niggas. My services are available if you scared 🥷🏿🤣

Summer knew what she was doing opening the album with “I should have robbed you” lmfaooo

Gonna give R&B Only another shot tomorrow night. The tickets were free this time so I’ll probably enjoy myself lol

You don’t. That shit don’t register with our logic. I was 6 the first time a man encouraged me to lie even when I’m caught 😭 I stopped taking his advice but not until I was like 25 🫣

This party went from 12 adults and 10 kids to 12 adults and 2 kids. That about explains it.

How I end up drinking 4 tequilas AT WORK 🥴 Let me hit my plug before I end up sick with the spins tonight 😅

Idk who lied to some of yall but a square BBL is NOT cute 😂

How come no one told me they made a Dexter prequel series?!?!?

I’ve reached a point in life where it ain’t no fun if my wife can’t have none

Been feeling myself since I got this young retwist You can always tell a Morehouse Man …

I ain’t want nothing … just came to share I haven’t ran out of ways to love this woman yet. Tomorrow makes 12 years since I stumbled my drunk ass up to her friends and asked if I could steal her away. Haven’t given her back yet lol @justcallmemocha.bsky.social 🤍💍

Fine Fiancée Friday 🤤 @justcallmemocha.bsky.social

Fine Fiancé Friday 😍 @dabiggestblanco.bsky.social

Some of yall need to learn what ethical non monogamy is and embrace it. Find somebody who wit it and leave the monogamous ppl alone. It’s too easy to live in ya truth than to fuck up some one else’s perception of it….

Aquarius 😊 Virgo 😮‍💨 Aries/Cancer 🤬

How “rich” we talking 👀

I feel better now knowing that November is STACKED in the Bay Area! Gibbs and JID are must cops for me. Kaash is the same night as my wife’s HC so I might be too lit to make it. And I’ll be OT for Rexx.

Destin Conrad for $36 tonight and I gotta work until 9pm 🙃

I’d like to think I could. I’ve toed the line before but never fully committed to a full blown second and separate relationship.

Dec 1st can’t get here soon enough. Lord knows I been ready to move. This extra space is going to do wonders for my mental. At least I hope so …

Growing up I was one of the few black kids I knew who watched hella anime Now as an adult I’m one of the few who doesn’t 😂

I can’t stand all these non black folks asking me what I’m watching at work. But only cause they acting fake interested and I know damn well ain’t none of them going home to look up BMF or Raising Kanan 😂

Why do people get mad/weird when you don’t be as excited as the expect you to be about something? Don’t do me no favors if I gotta do extras to show my appreciation. My thank yous be heartfelt enough

A woman once told me I look like I like to be dominated And I feel like this is exactly what she had in mind based on how our interactions went For the record … I’m good luv. My switch don’t flip that far 😂

Whoever keeps putting the A/C on 62 everyday in this office gonna have to catch my fade. I be in a whole ass hoodie in the office when it’s 80+ outside smh

Losing my top two pick to injury in the same night is crazy. It is Trae and AD so it’s not hella surprising but I built my whole team around them Doesn’t help that I have Garland and J Williams on IR right now. My backup Cs: Wendell Carter, Draymond, Claxton 🙃 I should be good at pg still

What’s it like inside your head?

With that being said If you see this and you live in/around the Bay Area, say hi and make a friend! Note: this is still a primarily colored account so if you a clear, think twice lol #BlackSky #BayArea

I feel like I’d be on here more if I had more followers from the Bay Area. I got way too many internet friends I barely see as is. Yall cool, but I be trying to vibe check folks in person after a while lol

One more day then I’m headed to Vegas to turn up with future wifey. Pretty sure this will count as a joint bachelor/bachelorette party cause we ok absolute bullshit and shenanigans from Saturday to Tuesday like Cardi and Stef 😈

She dropped to second in her group last round and one of my aunties put up $100 to make sure she got back to 1st 😭😭😭

Been getting a bunch of folks sending me links to vote for they kids for Baby of the Year What they don’t know is that they ain’t got a snowballs chance in hell as long as my niece still in it 😂 First baby in my family in over 30 years. She got an army of grannies and aunties buying votes DAILY

You just had to be there. There being here. 🤣🤣🤣

If you ain’t nasty don’t @ me! I like to run the streets when it’s dark out and then come home and blow you back out … I hope that’s ok

Cumpadres

I had a 2br two story condo in college with no job and no roommates. Paid a full semesters rent off my refund check.

Retwist day! Don’t mind me if I get on here acting a fool later

Apparently I almost got jumped by like 10 Hispanic folks tonight 😂 This is exactly why I be quiet when I go out cause my mouth always getting me in trouble one way or the other lmao

Running game with random strangers is always a crap shoot. Buddy is crapping out right now and idk how much longer I can assist a walking brick 😂

Imma get in trouble in the morning Surpassed 6 tequilas and getting home at 4am is wild lmao

Just hit 6 🥴 I don’t need another drink tho cause there’s a gay Mexican man incessantly saying nigga around me and my boy just told me a nigga who SA’d his GF is in the bar Somebody tell me to go home! Please!!!

Another Tuesday night trying to stay under 4 tequilas. Actually make it 6 cause I’m starting with a double after being on the road for 9/10 hours of my shift today

Pour some syrup on it for the............. the............ Drip

Special request nudes. Cause they not getting sent otherwise 😂

That I can say with certainty? 10+

8 😮‍💨

After like a month of attempts … tonight I finally caught the White Arabian on RDR2!!! Now I can finally just follow the story out. I just wanted a good horse without paying for it.

Bragging about treating women like shit is wild! And this same nigga always crying cause he can’t keep or find a woman to be “loyal”. I wonder why 🙄😂 A lot of yall don’t even like women for real and I wish yall would stop trying to date them. Making it hard for the homies!