In this case, Communist means “anyone who disagrees with Trump and probably anyone who doesn’t agree with him slavishly enough”

If one were to learn about what the Speaker of the House does from observing Mike Johnson, it seems to be mostly saying “I don’t know” in a panic at TV reporters interrupted by bouts of self humiliation

“You’re a communist!” - Guy who keeps naming everything after himself and putting his face on money

You absolutely need to rub the lack of affordability in Trump voters’ faces because their sanctimony on the issue in 2024 was staggering

Susan Collins is a great example of the effect of media narratives. Her media narrative is that she’s a moderate, and she has ridden that narrative into electoral success. She has no charisma, no landmark legislation, and her voting record is extremely conservative. Yet the narrative persists

Fun fact: I borrowed in the neighborhood of $125k for law school. To date, I have paid $100k on my student loans, which has left a grand total of $139k left to pay

If you want to abide by the rule of never speaking ill of the dead, that’s fine, but under no circumstances should we be forced to pretend someone who has passed on did good things with their lives when they objectively haven’t

Explain to me how Mamdani’s rent freezes and city owned grocery stories are communist, but Trump’s government gas stations aren’t

There has to be a middle ground between “gambling is only legal in a couple of dozen locations in the country” and “everything screams at you to gamble.”

When someone who’s famous complains about the time they got “canceled,” it’s always just them being the biggest piss baby about a few days worth of mean twitter comments

A good rule of thumb is in these incidents, ICE agents need to be presumed guilty until proven innocent

Take your “why didn’t these women come forward before” opinions elsewhere, preferably to the trash

After years of admonishment for not focusing on “kitchen table issues,” no one in the media or the Democratic establishment seems to care that many of these DSA candidates they’re whining about are winning by focusing on kitchen table issues

Kind of insane that “You’re a communist” is still a political attack in 2026, but then I realized that leadership personnel hasn’t really changed since that was an effective attack line

There’s an absurdly good chance that Graham Platner disappears for a couple of months, only to reemerge as one of these “the Democratic Party got too radical for me” types that media outlets will trip over themselves to book

Future generations would call him Donny Shitfinger

Billionaires when no one wants their water destroying, noisy data centers that make their power bills go up and kills all their jobs

You’d think a fanbase as used to disappointment as Minnesota would not go so heavy in deluding themselves to think LeBron would actually come here

You know how unfunny conservative comedy is? I cannot tell the difference between Jesse Watters and Greg Gutfield. I know one of them is supposed to be a comedy show, but for the life of me can’t tell which one

Elon Musk spent like $250 million on the 2024 campaign, but apparently there were still campaign spending limits that needed to be struck down

I wasn’t blessed with many mental gifts, but I am glad my brain can look at a beautiful piece of nature and enjoy it, rather than think, “Boy, it’d be great if we knocked all of this over and put up some butt ugly condos”

If someone uses a word that ends in “-ism,” they have to immediately define it

Tim Connelly when he traded Naz Reid

For those of you who don’t understand what this will do to Minnesotans’ mental health, it’s the equivalent of the passing of Lil’ Sebastian on Parks and Rec

I’d like to thank the Democratic leadership for proving the second most annoying group of people on Earth right

Trump is so evil he won’t even do something that has a minimum amount of good in it

It speaks volumes about how far the GOP has really fallen when someone like Thomas Massie, who has several awful policy and social beliefs, is ostracized from the party because he’s anti child exploitation

From everything I’ve seen, it doesn’t seem like Mamdani is actually a socialist, he’s just a guy who thinks government should do things for more than like 6 people

At what point does there start being consequences for these corrupt DOJ thugs with law degrees?

History is filled with wealthy monsters who ran roughshod over society, but I don’t know if any of them hold a candle to the entitlement and avarice of today’s billionaires and trillionaire. The naked contempt they have for the rest of us is deranged

Really wish more MAGA watched soccer so they could get their feelings hurt by these Australian chants

Doing a CLE about AI adoption in law practice, and it’s basically a sales pitch seminar masquerading as legal education. Not listening, but there are quizzes at the end. I’m getting 100% and my strategy has been to isolate answers with buzzwords only used by the douchiest sales guys in the world

Before you all start harassing Jalen Brunson or KAT or OG, just wait on what the actual Knicks players do with the White House invitation. Don’t just jump on the word of the fascist that owns the team

Guys who “aren’t political” when they see a right wing politician:

Both sides are not the same because Michelle Obama living rent free in these idiots’ heads nearly 10 years after her husband left office and liberals forget Melania Trump exists half the time

Thinking of the political hay the GOP would make if the Democratic donor was essentially in charge of the government for 6 months, awarded himself contracts, and cost more money than he saved when he cut programs then became a literal trillionaire a year later

I heard one of the Repugnant Douchebags at the Repugnant Douchebag Festival said something repugnant yesterday

Kind of crazy that one of the few notorious professionals turned reality show hosts that didn’t turn out to be a loathsome turd is Gordon Ramsay

Do you think we’ll see a trillionaire who isn’t a Nazi?

My wife watches Sweet Magnolias on Netflix, and I can’t put my finger on it, but the show feels like I’m staring into an abyss of madness

A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually

Knicks fans egging Wemby after Game 4 really put a damper on rooting for one of the more likable teams in the NBA

2005 me: “So did you get to see anything cool like a woman President or maybe space travel?” 2026 me: “No. Just the world’s first trillionaire.” 2005 me: “Gross. Does his company at least do cool things that make the world better?” 2026 me: “Oh, God, no. If anything he’s made everything worse”

A third of the planet doesn’t have daily access to potable water, but don’t worry, one of the most vile bigots on the planet will be a trillionaire from making cars that don’t run and rockets that explode in atmosphere

Once again, the Post Office is surprised I don’t live inside my mailbox

The Spurs paying tribute to Trump’s Game 3 performance by falling asleep in the second half of Game 4

Democrats need to start just saying “It’ll pay for itself” when asked about their plans. Republicans have been saying they about their tax cuts and never ending wars for 40 years now, it’s never once been true, and literally no one has ever called them on it

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Hosting the World Cup on America’s 250th birthday should be a showcase of the fruits of our grand experiment, and instead we’re a freak show that the rest of the world is unfortunately going to get a good hard look at

Mamdani took advantage of the fact that only like 8 people on Earth actually know what socialism is. Convinced a lot of leftists that he was socialist, and then when he got elected, he just had the government perform services for people with no one the wiser. Hats off to him