Top Tip. Convince your neighbours you're a cricket umpire, by using a light meter in your back garden at 4pm and declaring an early tea. For added effect cover your garden with waterproof tarpaulin and have a bloody good row with Mike Gatting in front of everyone.

Well that's all for now Isle of Man, until the next time

📽️📽️📽️ Presenting HEATON’S HEROES: THE STAN AT ST. JAMES’ PARK - a look back at our historic night at @newcastleunited.com on May 14th, with behind the scenes footage and the match as it happened through the eyes of the Stan Army. Watch now: youtu.be/7SK36aEN7Z0?...

I'm pissed off that Gardeners world has taken off for Glastonbury.

Last night was my 5th gig sober, I feel so lucky to have a great group of friends who have supported me recently 🖤

If Steve Backshall wants to be the new David Attenborough then the stupid twat wants to stop throwing stones at fucking polar bears.

Sometimes a post makes me spit my coffee out laughing

Bobby is fit as a fiddle and obviously doesn't eat too many chocolate eggs

I recommend seeing Honeyglaze while you can as they are going be massive.

Two club legends, one paints a picture and the other sings it 🏴🏳️🏴🏳️

Next book on the pile to read, I have heard great things about it so looking forward to it. 🖤

I love going for a tab at 5pm

Honeyglaze @the cluny in March, Primal Scream @ the city hall and HMHB in Glasgow in September. 2025 looks like a good'un so far

Stuck up a Hornbeam looking at beautiful sky

Christmas eve music night where we buy bought each other albums, the only downside is I have to wait my turn as my 2 daughters and missus love music as much as me.

53 and got my first tattoo, this old punk is going is growing old dis gracefully 🔥🍻🖤

It's that time of year and one of the most anticipated pods of the year. Listen to SF0171 Festive Forthy Pt 1 2024, #40 - 28 by Sombrero Fallout on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/pWtzu

Whoa Black Betty

Every time

Night out, hanging out with the young'uns

Sheffield was the wettest place on earth today but still a great city

We knew Chile was a very long country but put next to a map of Europe it's a very very very long country. From the tip of Northern Norway to Morocco.

And you’d moan at the snow ‘Cos your car wouldn’t go Oh it’s cliched To be cynical I November

This is how I feel after leaving twitter

As I used to say on the dark side "don't let a Monday spoil a good Sunday" Enjoy the rest of your weekend my friends 🖤

Feels the the momentum is with @bsky.app as Lots of people I like are here or on their way 🖤

Driving duties today so I choose the 4 CD rotation. But which order

Cradle to Grave open.spotify.com/playlist/2PU...

Hello new world, I have left the darkness for the light 🖤