garn47, b3313, yume nikki. what the fuck do you call this genre. where-the-fuck-am-I-likes??? dreamlikes??? actually dreamlikes is baller we should call them that.

nothing scarier in votv than experiencing a new event (screaming bloody corpse appearing behind you) and the only documentation on it is the corpse being inert and hidden out of bounds

Pros of friend getting into homestuck: Friend into homestuck Cons of friend getting into homestuck: “vriska did nothing wrong”

Paula rolling a full party revive from a desperate prayer when she’s the only one left on 16 HP and proceeding to channel her ancestors’ will into her frying pan to finish the boss off with a SMAAAASH!! hit is so peak I love earthbound

sometimes you just have to have the town guard capture your players and send them into the castle levels from super mario world so they learn their lesson

hot take caldera is the easiest area

gay rats with a headache be like damn I could really use some rainbow tylenol right about now

FUCK the groom. BULLSHIT boss fight. Genuinely so fucking obnoxious I’m able to get like 4 hits on him and he goes back to his stupid fucking pipe organ and starts shooting bombs at me that aren’t even hard to dodge and just waste my time. And then his attacks when he’s not have like no windup.

pikachu had no right to be the mascot of pokemon it should’ve been eevee

susie’s idea and luigi logic. do you see the vision. i do.

Krusie is a prime example of moirallegience.

Had a dream that was very very cozy except the thought that “the heir is dead” was constantly running through my mind so anyways fun fact apparently melatonin turns you into davesprite.

had a dream where I was fighting a boss from the binding of isaac and Jake English was there and instead of helping he just sat around and complained about something I can’t remember. also at one point I ran into a bunch of teachers cosplaying trolls and that was neat.

I fucking hate people who use that passive aggressive “hope this helps 🤗” bullshit. I get it I didn’t understand the full context but that’s no reason to be a condescending prick. Kankri Vantas level bullshit.

Back on my bullshit today

I had a dream that was a cross between Homestuck and Look Outside. Markiplier played Dave Strider and got crow attributes from being exposed to sunlight.

Istg if I fall into another bottomless pit or instant death spike or some other bullshit hazard I’m gonna start killing people

Dawg this shit is getting fucking wild what do you MEAN guy fieri is the third antichrist

The soul’s aspect is totally breath idc if heart would fit the terminology, it’s absolutely breath

Anyways did you know paintball hurts a lot??? It’s very painful. Fun though, had a blast, getting shot just really sucked. Ow.

“I haven’t experienced [thing] so I can’t have [thing] in my story” WRONG! You can if you actually learn about it instead of assuming things. Consulting people who actually *have* experienced it is usually a great help btw! Go out there and write what you want, just remember not to be an idiot!

There’s only one spirit in golden freddy, two of the MCI kids just couldn’t agree on who got to be freddy and both possessed him

She sine over my cosine til I tangent

I am harvesting their lifeforces

How the fuck do people just sit around and eat jumbo bags of candy. I ate like half of a regular bag of sour patch kids and I feel like I’m gonna hurl

I really do not like advertisements before videos. Stuff like billboards or posters are fine but stuff like that is directly in my fucking way. Fuck off. I'm trying to listen to music not hear about your new movie. Maybe if your new movie was interesting I'd actually WANT to look at it. Perish.

I think that we should just start killing the people who make those all bosses videos with the thumbnails that spoil the 5 most important bosses in the game. Hit them with hammers.

90 BUCKS FOR BREATH OF THE WILD?????

Evil tmodloader nyquil nightmare where recipe browser has a really buggy 2d softbody physics engine and as you scroll down all the recipes tangle together into a really laggy and unreasonably distressing rat king that makes you wake up in a cold sweat

“Coke is better” this, “pepsi is better” that, both of them are really fucking mid go get some root beer or fanta (or sunkist they’re the same thing). Have a GOOD unhealthy carbonated drink for once. Or better yet drink some water (hypocritical statement).

I can feel it in my right tibia. Deltarune today.

Stupid fucking elusive italian. I hate this game. 0/5 star coins.

Hank J Wimbleton and Subject 106 would probably be enemies. Mute hyper-athletic killing machines with red goggles and a knack for friendly fire but Ceevi is a lot more loyal than Hank and that’d be a fight waiting to happen.

camera

Unused flowey sprite where his mouth looks like an HDMI port

I think I should be allowed to know Healing α No other PSI just that one

Scholar class from FF3 is just Jeff Earthbound down to dealing stupid amounts of damage with attacking items

Dreamt about a new evangelion game where shinji dies in a dirty operating room and then a blue pikmin starts piloting his corpse. It was basically just reskinned Garn47 and Tails (Sonic Boom) was Drilly. Also after 5 minutes it killed you saying you “pasted” (decomposed into a paste for your sins)

Yooo new nintendo console looks sick youtu.be/83GoGHBkdyg?...

VIVIAN from PAPER MARIO THE THOUSAND YEAR DOOR called me at 3 AM!!!! (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Had a dream a friend of mine was doing gmod rp but none of my friends actually do that so my brain willed in the blank with charborg instead

I always thought the bird thing that runs off when you ring the bell was the fake starwalker that the original starwalker was referring to

Locked in (geeked out on caffeine) doing my unfinished math assignments Whoever said caffeine makes all people with adhd tired is full of shit I feel like I can fight the sun and win. That or someone put meth in my energy drink

Be uncompromising with your silly I meow at my friends and if they don’t like that they can fuck off

First time truly being invested in rimworld pawns that aren’t just ocs and actually having headcanons about them like Takao, the colony’s gunman and minor doctor who is dating Frito, our scientist, gardener, and major doctor, who is incapable of violence. They are very fucking gay.

MERRY!!!

Damn. Game with boobs slider is really fun actually. I love hitting people with magic

If you play music while everyone else in the ensemble is tuning you go to hell

The guy who made madness combat draws furries so fuck all y’all Hank J Wimbleton purrs when Doc pets him.

WHY DOES THE PURUGLY KNOW HYPER BEAM???