New Optipess comic! "The Whale Truth"

It’s still Monday the 13th, right?

New Optipess comic! "Schrödinger's Pardon"

New Optipess comic! "Schrödinger's Pardon" www.patreon.com/optipess

Apologies to all my billionaire followers on Facebook I’ve clearly offended with this comic.

New Optipess comic! "Billionaire Afterlife"

New Optipess comic! "Exposition Torture"

New Optipess comic! "Seeing Red" www.patreon.com/optipess

New Optipess comic! "Seeing Red" www.patreon.com/optipess

Jason vs June 13th It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there! Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.

New Optipess comic! "Triggered" www.patreon.com/optipess

A timely Star War from the Optipess archives. #maythefourthbewithyou

An educational comic from the Optipess archives. It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".

The Easter Queen

New Optipess comic! "Workout Motivation"

New Optipess comic! "Workout Motivation"

New Optipess comic! "Not Powerless" www.patreon.com/optipess

Dei Another Day

New Optipess comic! "Illusive Love" www.patreon.com/optipess

New Optipess comic! "More Smile" www.patreon.com/optipess

Happy Valentine's Day, dear reader!

New Optipess comic! "White Noise"

Draw!

New Optipess comic! "We Come in Peace" www.patreon.com/optipess

It’s still Monday the 13th, right?

Happy December 13th!

It's December! Remember to open your advent calendar. 🎅💀

New Optipess comic! "Pillow Purpose" www.patreon.com/optipess

Best video game intro.

New Optipess comic! "Margaret, Middle Manager" www.patreon.com/optipess

America, you did it! 🤦‍♂️ "President Cthulhu" from 2016, somehow relevant again.

Feeling an overwhelming urge to permanently escape into a VR game, any VR game, when I get home from work.

American friends! For the love of Cthulhu, GO VOTE.

Happy Halloween, dear reader!

New Optipess comic! "Silent Chill" patreon.com/optipess

Happy #BatmanDay2024! Here, have a comic. It's called "The Dark Flight". 🦇

New Optipess comic! "Yes! I'm Sick!" www.patreon.com/optipess

Jason vs September 13th

Happy #InternationalDogDay!

New Optipess comic! "Car!!" www.patreon.com/optipess

New Optipess comic! "Margaret, Middle Manager" www.patreon.com/optipess

New Optipess comic! "Cthulhu & Cthulia" www.patreon.com/optipess

Tomorrow's Optipess comic is up early for Patreon subscribers! www.patreon.com/posts/106740...

Metal Gear Solid Delta gameplay is now revealed! Here's a comic inspired by MGS and pretty much every other stealth game.

New Optipess comic! "Video Games Wet Dreams" patreon.com/optipess

Tomorrow's Optipess comic is now out for $3+ Patreon supporters! www.patreon.com/posts/optipe...