the BBC should apologise with a montage of all the times Trump showed support for 6 Jan and they should get the person who does the end of World Cup montage to do it

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

The BBC's senior leadership resigning en masse over one dodgy edit in one programme, simply because the right wing press demands it, tells you everything you need to know about where the power really lies in that relationship

Glad that someone has finally taken responsibility for the appalling assault on democracy that was the Jan. 6 insurrection. Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?

You better be putting Viper on the Strictly Christmas Special to do the most Bah Humbug! routine in full character. #scd #strictly

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

Alan Carr pulling the least action movie face possible in the face of an explosion <3 #CelebrityTraitors

“We ain’t got time for your bum bag!” #celebritytraitors

Even I thought this was one of mine!

In case of an emergency…. Grab 3 friends and sing Bohemian Rhapsody

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

Vito has been such a perfect, caring, partner for Ellie. #strictly

Let's just take a moment to reflect on the self-sacrifice and hope this person embodies - not the evil, hateful monsters thirsting for violence.

When we look at this massacre and many more perpetrated by the RSF, let's be clear who funds, equips & sustains them. It's the UAE. Yes, the same UAE that might own your football club, fly you on your holidays, invests in our national infrastructure. If boycotts work, we should be boycotting now.

Never have I been more confident that a routine was designed with Jojo's outfit first. #scd #strictly

this Peaky Blinders Argentine Tango is alarmingly better than it has any right to be. #scd #strictly

Will never forgive everyone for letting Jimmy go this early #Strictly #ItTakesTwo #itt

La Voix has never been left speechless before #scd #strictly

truly feel like Aljaž just *gets* camp, in his soul #SCD

ICE agents are complaining that every time they go out wearing masks in unmarked cars with no uniforms or identification as law enforcement to abduct people, protesters keep dumping pounds of glitter on them so that everyone can tell they're ICE for days afterwards.

I'm coming as its contemporary upstart cousin: a plausible-looking citation dreamt up by GenAI that a librarian loses hours trying to trace.

Scary Halloween costume ideas for cycling fans: - Tour de Pologne sprint finish - Biological passport abnormality - First four hours of Milan San Remo without phone battery - Quinn Simmons' political views - 2.2 Italian fall classic with UAE on the line-up - A fully functional Zwift Setup in July

Timeline cleanse: I present a series of photos of irritated animals

Andrew, or to give him his full title, Andrew.

I snort-laughed at this 😆

Taking time out from my Time Off Social Media To Concentrate On My Mental Health after getting criticised for doing a racism, in order to persuade a political party to humiliate disabled people for no fucking reason except 'cruelty's a wheeze'

The Lord of the Rings ys about how the worlde kan be saved by learninge, compassioun, understandinge manye languages, buildinge friendeshippes across cultural divides, and gardeninge.

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

May I note the specificity of "English"

I’m really starting to suspect that most of the tech bros haven’t actually read Tolkien, as they certainly don’t understand it. The gentle hobbits save the “hard men” of Gondor, largely through compassion and selflessness. Not the other way around. The Christian parable is barely hidden!

there is only one option for La Voix in Halloween Week. #scd #strictly

Sadness. #Strictly

It's worth adding that while the hack of 2+ years ago has been dreadful for British Library users, it is also been awful for BL staff, who cannot fulfil readers' requests and are then confronted by their consequent frustration. With no end in sight.

La Voix has made it *quite* clear that She Is Back. #Strictly

Craig Revell Horwood looks like Ronnie Corbett dressed up for one of those Two Ronnies music pastiches. #strictly

the Heist Task perfectly coinciding with the heist of The Louvre? Perfection. #Taskmaster

Not quite sure why the media is presenting the Caerphilly result as a disaster for Labour, rather than as a perfect execution of its electoral strategy. That strategy for *months* now has been to tell everybody who might otherwise be inclined to vote for them to fuck off. And off they have fucked.

Me watching another hopeless roundtable #TheTraitors

sir, you started the first roundtable with a 3 minute monologue about Sherlock Holmes. #CelebrityTraitors

#CelebrityTraitors

I assume they picked this example because it demonstrates their values precisely

Can't make this up: "'Trumpery' became a fashionable word" in 1840s England to describe the overuse of cheap decorative elements on houses. (Muthesius, Stefan. The English Terraced House. Yale U Pres, 1982. p242.)

It is crazy that two women made it CLEAR that Jonathan is a liar and both were proved faithful and only one person has taken that on board #celebritytraitors

I don't want to lose either of those #CelebrityTraitors

EVERY SINGLE TIME ONE OF THEM COMES UP WITH A STUPID NEW THEORY OF WHO IS A TRAITOR #TheTraitors

First time Cat has made a wrong move all series #CelebrityTraitors

#TraitorsGreekMyth part 4 (final part!) Ruth Codd: Cassandra. She told them it was Jonathan. She told them over and over again. Did they listen? They did not. They blamed her. Well, now look.

Ah, the two 2020s theft joke templates side by side.