Professors need to publish their book lists in a more timely fashion. I need to be able to drop their class and take it from someone else when I see they use that piece of garbage known as the Norton Anthology.

Cement Mixer Saga: "It Gets Delivered" The box required two people to dead lift it off the delivery truck and onto the driveway-- where they just left it. I cannot get my car out until I figure out how to move the box. Silver lining is it isn't a cursed tiktok mini version.

"I ordered a cement mixer off of tiktok shop." - PapaCookie I don't know how to process any of the many layers in his statement.

Today we are playing Yellden Ring. It's Elden Ring but I yell a lot because meany scary evil things are trying to kill cute little me and I am a big wuss. I am just trying to figure out how to win the Ordina evergaol! 1 pm eastern timezone, Twitch, www.twitch.tv/momatcookiebox

I am just utterly exhausted. I am cancelling tonight's stream and going to bed early. I am so sorry everyone! I will see you, full of energy again, on Sunday!

It's not that common for the Mama to be sent to her room! the Room, YouTube, 8 pm Eastern www.youtube.com/watch?v=BesO...

Wrapping up another game, getting those completion stats in! Today is a ghost hunting indie: Lost Crown, Midnight Horror. Stop by and help me solve some puzzles! Please and thank you. Twitch, 1 pm eastern time zone www.twitch.tv/momatcookiebox

Sir Mama of the Round Cookie, Champion of the Second Screen, Guarantee-er of the Nap, Defender of the Smookie Realm, at your service, My liege. (artist: Utsuro)

I don't know about you but this game is so surreal and exciting and the art is epic. I can't wait to see what happens next. We went from being a lighthouse to a boat. Toot toot! 8 pm eastern, youtube, www.youtube.com/watch?v=T111...

Come and hang out with me today! I am going to be playing Wildmender, chilling out, and yapping. Twitch, 1 pm Eastern, www.twitch.tv/momatcookiebox.

Good luck and all the best tonight, Owen! Looking forward to the new model! May your debut be scuff free....

There are two kinds of fans: one that knows I like tea and one that follows @briatcookiebox.bsky.social . They are not the same.

I think lurking in my dimly lit attic window watching the trick or treaters probably scared them off. Of course, joke would be on my if my attic ghost was standing behind me looking over my shoulder the whole time and THAT is what made them afraid. Haunted house life amirite?

I made a big pile of leaves and jumped in it and rolled around because I forgot I am old and now my back hurts, my shoulder is stiff, and my knees ache. It was an awesome pile of leaves, no I did not learn my lesson, and yes I will do it again.

There is a stream today at 1 pm on Twitch. So far, everything is going wrong on my end and the scuff is real. Expect nothing, hope for everything. And keep those fingers crossed!

Bought full size bars for Halloween knowing full well we never get any trick or treaters. All the cred for being the cool house, all the candy for myself. This is how we win at life.

I will give credit to one of my literature professors. Despite an insane amount of work per week (200 pages of reading, 3 hours of lectures, and a sum total of 4000 written words), she at least returns grades in a timely fashion.

I am so proud!!

My womb fruit is so close to getting that magic number. She's live now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_de...

I will see you all there!

Thank you to @natecooper.bsky.social and @torioriane.bsky.social and their communities for the raid tonight! I had such fun playing Elden Ring with you all!

My new computer is done! I will be taking (potentially) the entire of Oct 19-26 (Sun-Fri) off. I am taking the time to do all the things that I have been procrastinating on in addition to setting up the computer which is why I am taking off a week. Super excited for my new office!

The Norton Anthology of American Literature is the greatest cruelty you can ever inflict on a student. Physically and content wise.

Old Cookie teams with Young Cookie in this past meets present game. Come hang out at either side of the Cookiebox as I collab with @briatcookiebox.bsky.social Mom's side: "The Past Within", 8 pm eastern, YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=zseA...

Schedule for this weekend: Fri 10.10: 1 pm (eastern) Twitch, 8 pm Youtube Sat 10.11: offline Sun 10.12: 1 pm Twitch, 8 pm Youtube (members only) This is like the 8374th change I am so sorry for all the confusion. Links in bio I guess I don't know. I am just tired. Good luck.

Hello my Smart Cookies! I have to move tonight's stream to Saturday instead. Real life calls and I need to be a mom and do the mom things. Sorry for the short notice! See you Saturday instead! (also don't worry.... everyone is healthy and ok)

Pic has nothing to do with today's streams. It's just pretty and I wanted to look at it again. Two streams, two times, two platforms. Artist deets and channel links in comments. Elden Ring, 1 pm eastern, Twitch South of Midnight, 8 pm eastern, YouTube

Also, I completely derailed class for a hot minute by comparing some chivalric romance poem in translated Middle English alliterative verse to Elden Ring. We could all see it- I was just brave enough to say it out loud. RIP my professor's carefully timed lecture.

I got called out again by a teacher for not "citing sources" but I am the source? I lived it? First hand? Petty me wants to include (me) after every sentence and "Me, My Memory Because I Am Old And Lived Through This Event In Real Time. Accessed everyday." in the works cited.

It's Monday! Perfect day for trauma dumping and rage. Night in the Woods, 8 pm eastern, YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcoK...

When your streamer comes with strings. Lies of P, 1 pm Eastern, Twitch www.twitch.tv/momatcookiebox

So we got a haunted house built out of pieces from a previous and more haunted house on the foundations of an even more hauntier haunted church. Should be fun! Let's ghost hunt! Ghost Vigil, 8 pm eastern, YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH6f...

Thank you to everyone who came out to play South of Midnight with me! It was sooooo good! We are deffo playing more next week. Thank you also to @penumbralvt.bsky.social and @natecooper.bsky.social and their communities for the raids!

Starting a new Halloween season game tonight! Come along and join me! South of Midnight, 8pm eastern, YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGSk...

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Elden Ring for the Elden Mom. Come join me! I am going adventuring! 1 pm eastern, Twitch www.twitch.tv/momatcookiebox

Two streams today (Monday)!!! 1 pm eastern on Twitch only www.twitch.tv/momatcookiebox 8 pm eastern on YouTube only www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6T...

Don't worry, I won't string you along! Lies of P is back today! 1 pm eastern, Twitch www.twitch.tv/momatcookiebox

It's a hot dogs n baked beans kind of night and no I will not elaborate.

Starting the ghost season off with a bit of a hunt. Turn off all the lights and let's head into the darkness.... Ghost Vigil, 8 pm eastern, YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mtz...

Get your trail mix. We are going to spend a.... Night in the Woods, 8 pm eastern, YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7sU...

Bri2: *zoning off instead of writing her essay* Me: you aren't typing Bri2: how astute, Mother. I mean- at least when her teenage-ness spits poison at me it does so with fancy 5 dollar words. So proud.

ATTN fellow Vtubers!!!! You can gift 10 YouTube memberships per month! Click on the support icon in your chat box (the dollah dollah bill) where the supers are. Bottom option is gift memberships! I just found out from Elia Stellaria and wanted to pass it along to you. Hope it helps!

What goes best with "major English essay due in 3 days but you spent 4 hours trying to find the origin of a picture of a house the author once slept in, instead of outlining your essay"- red or white?

Two truths and a lie. Lies of P, 1 pm eastern, Twitch www.twitch.tv/momatcookiebox

Mystery Vtube Theater 3000 is back this Saturday! We'll be riffing over the 1969 movie The Wonderful Land of Oz, a film directed by the same man who brought us Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny. Be very afraid! #Vtuber #ENVtuber

Come hang out with sleep deprived me as we, I don't know, probably hit things with metal sticks and run around in circles because my brain is going to squirrel the heck out. Elden Ring, 8 pm eastern, YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m3W...

Happy Sunday! The sky is pink, the birds are mooing, and I ate elephant on toast for breakfast. What? Would I lie to you? Lies of P, 1 pm eastern, Twitch, www.twitch.tv/momatcookiebox

I literally built a 4 year long DnD campaign all because I learned the proper pronunciation of Moray from this podcast. History in school has never made me scream OMG NO WAY GET OUT or kick my feet in glee at the absolute roller-cluster-coasterness of it all, but the BHP got me marathoning episodes.

Game change to Static Dread! 8 pm eastern, youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urv2...