So full from lunch I need a nap

I don't celebrate 4/20 I get high everyday 🍃💨

Happy Easter Sunday 🐰

A woman who keeps her feet done tells me alot about her

Let me quit being lazy and go workout

It's been making coochies wet for years so I would think so 🤷🏾‍♂️

Y'all miss me on here? Of course you don't lol

Should be craving breakfast at this hour but I'm craving carne asada fries 😭

I be almost forgetting about this app social media just don't excite me like it used to

I can watch murder interrogations on YouTube all day

Every time I look up these mf bills due

What do I want to eat 🤔

Fuck ICE!!!

Top of the morning ☀️

Imagine being a side chick and popping up to a married man's funeral and his family jumps you 😂

As a man why are you going live after being in a fight to show your face has no blemishes what are you a bad bitch 🤔😂

If I've ever made you squirt that's gonna always be my pussy

Any man that don't know how to change a flat tire don't deserve pussy in my opinion

Both ill eat a potato I don't care how you cook it

Nothing but respect for ladies that keeps them toes done all year round

I be so ready to quit this job and becoming a bank robber

That first blunt of the day gonna do it every time 💨☺️

Pretty sure I was Hispanic in a previous life as much I love Mexican food

If a woman don't do nothing else she gonna check in the mirror and make sure that booty sitting right every time she walks past one

I love doing burpees you going to get sweaty but they gonna get you right

What do I want to eat 🤔

If Mondays was a person we'd be worst enemies

A white man at that

2025 flew by so fast

Ali Siddiq got another banger 🤣😭

Scared to check my bank account balance after all the money I done spent 😭

Up way too fucking early on a Saturday 😭

So ready for the weekend

I think every short woman has been locked up for domestic violence and got pepper sprayed in the process for resisting arrest because all y'all crazy lol

Being a adult is not working for me

If you can't make her laugh you'll never get the chance to make her cum

People actually hunt Raccoons and eat them 🤔🤮

About to fix me a fat nigga plate

You know you was hammered when you wake up still drunk 🥴

What was the most anticipated album of your childhood when we used to have to go the store and purchase the physical copy of the album

I take spades so seriously.. It's a matter of life and death 😂

Imagine that lol

Ain't nobody got no Mac & Cheese ready yet 👀😂

If he don't make you cum b4 you start your day he gay

So my phone charger will no longer charge my phone but still works on every other device in my house 🤔 And Verizon wants $45 for a new charger y'all can suck my dick I'll order one from Amazon

Same shit I've heard about us Aries 😂😭

When I be playing Battlefield 6 I be getting sick of you Sniper niggas hiding on top of buildings getting easy kills come down here in the trenches and get active with everybody else 🤨

Happened to me a couple times I used to think a woman didn't really love you until she drove up on a sidewalk trying to end your existence 😂😭

Mom Dukes and my sister been having beef for years and I have no clue why because I never involve myself in female drama

I gotta be the only person that will sleep with the heater on and the fan blowing on me at the same time 😭