If you can't make her laugh you'll never get the chance to make her cum

People actually hunt Raccoons and eat them 🤔🤮

About to fix me a fat nigga plate

You know you was hammered when you wake up still drunk 🥴

What was the most anticipated album of your childhood when we used to have to go the store and purchase the physical copy of the album

I take spades so seriously.. It's a matter of life and death 😂

Imagine that lol

Ain't nobody got no Mac & Cheese ready yet 👀😂

If he don't make you cum b4 you start your day he gay

So my phone charger will no longer charge my phone but still works on every other device in my house 🤔 And Verizon wants $45 for a new charger y'all can suck my dick I'll order one from Amazon

Same shit I've heard about us Aries 😂😭

When I be playing Battlefield 6 I be getting sick of you Sniper niggas hiding on top of buildings getting easy kills come down here in the trenches and get active with everybody else 🤨

Happened to me a couple times I used to think a woman didn't really love you until she drove up on a sidewalk trying to end your existence 😂😭

Mom Dukes and my sister been having beef for years and I have no clue why because I never involve myself in female drama

I gotta be the only person that will sleep with the heater on and the fan blowing on me at the same time 😭

Verizon got me fucked up gon' tell me I'm eligible for a free phone but I got to pay about $200 in taxes.. Bitch you said free 🤨

He must've walked in on his sis getting put through the mattress

Okra and Squash is vegetables you couldn't pay me to eat

It gotta be stressful for celebrities to always feel like they gotta prove something to social media especially when you don't even know these people

Gotta spend money to make money

I feel like any man that don't know how to change a flat tire don't deserve pussy

Hearing you cum while I talk you through it is my weakness

2 in the moaning 😈

That first blunt of the day never let's me down

Them Birria fries got me sleepy af

I heard southern women keep a gun in that purse and will shoot a nigga for playing with her emotions

You country as fuck if you live anywhere you might see a deer

Nothing at all.. Especially the way i talk a woman through nut after nut 💦💦💦

Do jehovah's witnesses still knock on doors I ain't seen none since I cussed some out for knocking on my door several years ago on Easter Sunday. I felt like that was them saying fuck y'all holiday 😂😭

"Bitch I got my pots".. Trick Daddy do his thang in the kitchen

Imagine that 🤔

Burpees and pull ups

Don't usually do edibles i smoke flower but let me see what these do

Omw to the dispensary to purchase drugs

I'll never forget being a kid riding in the car with my grandfather and driving past some prostitutes and him yelling out the window "Annie get your YoYo".. Til this day I'm curious what that meant 🤣😭

How dumb can you be

Spit on it hours

If the cops ever pull me over and tell me to sit tight before walking back to his patrol car he might as well call for backup because I'm pulling off i know what "sit tight" means 😭

Nobody got more fucked up for playing with a nigga than Wiley Coyote 😂

Bitch boy deserves it 🤣

Me vs Mondays

Damn shame when a judge gotta step in to keep people from starving

The Law & Crime channel been showing me women hate men because wassup with all these women killing niggas what we do 😅

If this ain't evil nothing is

Anybody that has ever been in a car accident knows them airbags is damn near worse than the collision itself

This bitch got me confused 😂

You'll never catch me on social media telling someone I got a issue with them imma tell them directly

Streets took my conscience