I can watch murder interrogations on YouTube all day

Every time I look up these mf bills due

What do I want to eat 🤔

Fuck ICE!!!

Top of the morning ☀️

Imagine being a side chick and popping up to a married man's funeral and his family jumps you 😂

As a man why are you going live after being in a fight to show your face has no blemishes what are you a bad bitch 🤔😂

If I've ever made you squirt that's gonna always be my pussy

Any man that don't know how to change a flat tire don't deserve pussy in my opinion

Both ill eat a potato I don't care how you cook it

Nothing but respect for ladies that keeps them toes done all year round

I be so ready to quit this job and becoming a bank robber

That first blunt of the day gonna do it every time 💨☺️

Pretty sure I was Hispanic in a previous life as much I love Mexican food

If a woman don't do nothing else she gonna check in the mirror and make sure that booty sitting right every time she walks past one

I love doing burpees you going to get sweaty but they gonna get you right

What do I want to eat 🤔

If Mondays was a person we'd be worst enemies

A white man at that

2025 flew by so fast

Ali Siddiq got another banger 🤣😭

Scared to check my bank account balance after all the money I done spent 😭

Up way too fucking early on a Saturday 😭

So ready for the weekend

I think every short woman has been locked up for domestic violence and got pepper sprayed in the process for resisting arrest because all y'all crazy lol

Being a adult is not working for me

If you can't make her laugh you'll never get the chance to make her cum

People actually hunt Raccoons and eat them 🤔🤮

About to fix me a fat nigga plate

You know you was hammered when you wake up still drunk 🥴

What was the most anticipated album of your childhood when we used to have to go the store and purchase the physical copy of the album

I take spades so seriously.. It's a matter of life and death 😂

Imagine that lol

Ain't nobody got no Mac & Cheese ready yet 👀😂

If he don't make you cum b4 you start your day he gay

So my phone charger will no longer charge my phone but still works on every other device in my house 🤔 And Verizon wants $45 for a new charger y'all can suck my dick I'll order one from Amazon

Same shit I've heard about us Aries 😂😭

When I be playing Battlefield 6 I be getting sick of you Sniper niggas hiding on top of buildings getting easy kills come down here in the trenches and get active with everybody else 🤨

Happened to me a couple times I used to think a woman didn't really love you until she drove up on a sidewalk trying to end your existence 😂😭

Mom Dukes and my sister been having beef for years and I have no clue why because I never involve myself in female drama

I gotta be the only person that will sleep with the heater on and the fan blowing on me at the same time 😭

Verizon got me fucked up gon' tell me I'm eligible for a free phone but I got to pay about $200 in taxes.. Bitch you said free 🤨

He must've walked in on his sis getting put through the mattress

Okra and Squash is vegetables you couldn't pay me to eat

It gotta be stressful for celebrities to always feel like they gotta prove something to social media especially when you don't even know these people

Gotta spend money to make money

I feel like any man that don't know how to change a flat tire don't deserve pussy

Hearing you cum while I talk you through it is my weakness

2 in the moaning 😈

That first blunt of the day never let's me down