Enjoyable that the spurs fans are saying the ref was all for us… yet the GBH on Gordon and Dubravka went unpunished? Still won without much bother, even without that stonewaller pen. #NUFC

Birthday. Pints. And. Points. #NUFC 🤝🤝🤝

Birthday points to go with these birthday pints, please… #NUFC

IDST.

A very easy 3 points. #NUFC

Alexander Isak is very good at football. #NUFC

Now do the one where he throws the ball into his own net 10 minutes later…

Didn’t spot the sub where Bruno went off. #NUFC

Annoying that we gave that West Ham manager a stay of execution last week and now he’s gonna get sacked after this

Urgh. Shelling out £20 on the cup scheme to go and watch Bromley… #NUFC

Bloody hell - Man City playing like Southampton at the back

Why does Pep suddenly hate De Bruyne?

Gonna be some enjoyable content written this week about how Almorin/Almiron’s got them “firing again” ahead of them getting smashed all over away to Arsenal midweek

5-2 at half time is ludicrous, quite frankly

Really poor goal to concede. #NUFC

Tonali massively outshining Bruno today, mind… #NUFC

Gerrhee’s first Newcastle goal… #NUFC

I love Isak, but he’s proper made of glass… which is an even reason why his replacement also being made of glass is such a pisser. #NUFC

A nice win for the better half of Sheffield

Went from watching Sheff Utd save a pen, to Soton conceding. Quite the 60 seconds on my tele…

Not like Southampton to concede so easily

Mbappe will definitely be playing in the Saudi league within the next 2/3 years…

Garbage.

Mbappe is garbage. Even bigger rip off than Lloyd Kelly

Looking forward to the Merseyside Red vs Madrid game… which means it’ll definitely be a “damp squid” cc @notaligrey.bsky.social

ITV off the air, then…

Enjoyable citeh collapse again…

Nissan must’ve called an extra shift in tonight…

Bloke on #thechase took the minus offer and still got caught… hope I never achieve those levels of embarrassment

Aye. We need to sack this shit off too. #NUFC

Absolutely nothing to take from that. Passing, tackling, crossing, shooting, defending - all rotten. And the subs/changes made zero impact and somehow made us even worse… #NUFC

And we are utterly incapable of breaking down a low block. Have been for years. #NUFC

We’ve been 20 yards off the west ham players all second half. Absolutely bizarre. Like they’ve been coached not to press and stand off. #NUFC

We could be here all night and we’d still have 0. #NUFC

Drury’s script at full time in absolute tatters. Lovely stuff

Pay all this money for Sky and you can’t even select an option to watch without commentary

Peter Drury is insufferable at moments like this

All Ipswich aren’t we

Goal music - goal disallowed.

Not like Lallana to get injured…

Ryan Frazer at left back against Liverpool seems fine…

De Bruyne and Grealish on for Lewis and Gundogan at half time. City win it 4-2.

This’ll make the second half spurs collapse even funnier though

Excellent value, this

Quite a few scores going our way at the mo… be good if Bournemouth could get back into it. #NUFC

SNER!

Oddly pleased for Plymouth and Rooney

Feels like Twitter is getting worse by the day/week… literally every other post on my following feed is some kind of random advert that you inevitably click by accident as you scroll. Infuriating.

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