I think ive excelled with this year's elf house!

This will either be delicious 😋 or evil 😈

I WANT this! I NEED this! I shall HAVE this! I WIll look EXACTLY the same as the guy in the photo, or heads WILL roll!

Could @bearlydisco.bsky.social or @mattpopofficial.bsky.social help make this dream come true?

Let's hear it for the #Aldi Christmas Tinsel Cactus 🌵 🎁

Little trip to Manxhester today. No where near the Christmas Markets! I learned my lesson yesterday!

Call me twee, call me an old granny, but I ❤️ seeing these knitted toppers on Post Boxes!

Nell has decided that, after 9 years of not being bothered, this year she is bothered by fireworks.

Proof that the Internet LIES!!!!! Was looking forward to doing "Dolly with some Holly" What I've got is "Polly looks like a Wally" She's getting a make over!

A very pleasant spooky but not terrifying, wander around Dunham Massey Mill, near Manchester.

A cosy Halloween night in. I decorate more for Halloween than Christmas nowadays.

Happy Halloween 🎃 Saw this in Leyland yesterday!

I haven't been on an out of UK holiday since before Covid. No airport check-in's, no tiny cans of coke or refreshing hot towels. No "Hello? House Keeping!" For 5 years. Just booked a 7 night Winter Sun break over Christmas! But where? Clue is the picture!

Could this be one of the last roses of summer?

Just an average day out & about in Preston. TBH the mini Freddy Krueger is cute...ish

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#worldmentalhealthday And, as if by magic, mine takes a dip. 😔

I've been making things #spookyseason

Anyone else? #autumn

Social Media Opinion! This is a dog shaped keyring. It's hollow, you snip some fur off your dog, push it inside till it's full, screw on the cap and chain on, then hang it on your car keys, bag, etc. I bought this and put some of Nell's fur in it. So, the question is, is this: A. Cute! B. Creepy!

Annual trip to "Southport Musical Firework Competition" Absolutely soaked, drenched, sodden!

Don't need! Want! Don't need! Want!

Oh....Donnie Trumpy-Pants, just like your advice to pregnant women to not take paracetamol and "Just Fight Through It" The world is "Just Fighting Through" your existence. Such a pity that there isn't a pill that cures us of you!

Sometimes you just gotta treat yo'self!

This was VERY much needed today.

Working with a Y/P today, playing a "Guess The Drawing" game. Topic "The Scariest Thing You Can Think Of At Halloween" Me...Apparently. Though I'm not mad at this!

I've always loved wandering round old church yards. I find them fascinating & weirdly quite calming. Tuesday afternoon this week saw some glorious weather to have a bimble around "Pleasington Priory" near Blackburn. Those views!

Was stopped by a lady in Aldi today after work. "Can I just say your shirt has made my day! I love it!" She had full working vision and everything!

I like to see each new school year as a rebirth...

No! I'm not ready to say goodbye to the summer 😢

Nell has a VERY important message to give to you all!

Last day in Ingleton. Lovely place, very peaceful. The final 🌹 of ☀️

By all means Nell, make yourself as comfortable as you like! My bed, is clearly your bed!

Home for the next week. #Ingleton

Very middle class bimble around RHS Bridgewater today "No sweetie, you cant have chocolate, but you can have a peach"

Went to see the "Diana Mix Tape" at The Lowry tonight, staring a host of Drag Race former contestants all playing Diana Princess of Wales. Whilst some of it was very funny and clever, the poor sound quality really let it down 😔 "She would have LOVED a musical about her,starring f*king Drag Queens!"

Loom Bands are back! Apparently...

You pop into #therangeuk for something and see this!!! Is this "Skelingus"?

Absolutely lovely afternoon making these with a child in a delightfully air-conditioned room! Very calming. End of session, open the door, breathe in the fires of hell itself!!!

I absolutely LOVE #homestyleuk at this time of year! Leading up to Halloween in August! But, which thing did I purchase?

The sky was tres dramatique at 3am this morning!

Root Canal Part 2 Dentist "Do you want to see your dead root?" Me"Moff Weewee" (Not Really) Dentist "We have to ask because some people want to see it"

Scammalammadingdong!

I think we all need some old skool kids songs in our lives...

She's a weirdo...

When a Scrub Mommy & a Scrub Daddy love each other very much, they have a special Scrub cuddle & hopefully a little Scrub Baby grows in the Scrub Mommy's tummy... #factsoflife

Recieved some lovely (and camp as!) Flowers from one of my schools. Little meander around Barton Grange on my way home.

The face of someone who has got to the end of the school year. Edited for an end of year report to make me look less sallow and haggard than I actually do!. I'm exhausted. I work full time,so don't get "all them holidays!"