A solitary end, just for you! A tragic conclusion! A one-way ticket for the train to nowhere!

Oh my, but haven't you already given up? I just wanna make you feel better! It's not like I've got evil intentions or anything, baby!

I'm sure it hasn't escaped you but you can't save him; not a radiant savior like you.

But when the rainy days are over, the bright, sunny days of catastrophe will be waiting! You'll see!

Anywho, on to business.

Tell us, baby! What's wrong with this bad boy?!

All I want is to make wishes come true! Yes, everyone's deepest desires... With a bit of added spice, of course!

Our heroic band of Mr. Carters will soon be along to save you.

Why so prickly, baby? But it's sooooo cute! What are your feelings on predictable tropes? Like, say, your former enemy becoming an ally?

And so it does, baby! One seat for the round cutie over there, and one for you, baby!

Now stand up and do you! Give her a funeral if you want, but make it snappy, baby!

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That's right, baby! Laugh like crazy till you die! Feel it in the pit of your stomach! Delightful, eh? You crack me up!

Isn't it obvious, sport? A peaceful place where all you annoying do-gooders can't bother him, of course! Get my drift?

Are you now? Music to my ears, baby! It's important to live life to its fullest!

Ahahaha! You hit us! Kinky baby, yeah! That hurt! Are our feelings not reaching you, baby? How sad!

We got what we wanted, so it's time for today's rave!

If you are, come to the place where the Aoyama Guild started. You'll find something even more interesting there, baby!

That man there? All he did was admit the honest to goodness truth to himself, you see.

Oh my, but haven't you already given up? I just wanna make you feel better! It's not like I've got evil intentions or anything, baby!

Deeper, deeper... I've found it...

Sure, some days can be rough! You wanna cry, right? Just cry your heart out on those days, my good-for-nothin' human pets!

After all, what good are eyes without a sexy pair of legs, hm?

Ooohh, time for some juicy gossip, baby!

Once he gets all fired up, he's not stopping until all of Tokyo is reduced to a flaming pile of salt, just like Sodom and Gomorrah!

How unfortunate! But that's how it goes, baby. Many people get lost back here like stray sheep.

Feels so good! I thought my brain was going to jump out.

A martyr perpetually burning his own body and soul... How pathetic. He's really not really our type.

Are you now? Music to my ears, baby! It's important to live life to its fullest!

He's probably fighting the zombies that escape the cemetery all by himself, burning all the while. C'est tragique!

Are you coming?

Wow, pop star! What a wild joke, baby! Instigated? Me? Ah, we just love you more and more!

We may look all young and supple, but we've got a thousand times more life experience than our appearance would suggest. Hahahaha!

Here we go! Don't fall off now, baby! Yeeeeeehaaaaaaw!

We're all about political correctness, baby! Equality for all! Isn't that the goal, daddy? But don't you fret.

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Time to roll the dice and make a gamble with fate! Do you think this mysterious apparition of chaos is an enemy, or an ally?

Are you really gonna ask me that, baby? How gauche! If there's no one else to burn, then the only thing left to burn is yourself!

Because we both know that he doesn't want to be forgiven by you.

Are you saying he's at fault? Because he fell in love? Or because he was born? That just isn't fair!

Now, then... Are you all strapped in?

And so it does, baby! One seat for the round cutie over there, and one for you, baby!

Too bad we're just the opening act for the big pop star on this magical night!

Viva la Tokyo! You won't find a better toy box anywhere in the world, baby! Ahahahaha!

Thanks for waiting! My dear expendables, are you ready to get this show on the road?!

Our heroic band of Mr. Carters will soon be along to save you.

What's gonna happen? What'll you do? Do you need to cut to a commercial break?!

Ahahaha! Until then, do svidaniya!!

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That comeback was a real groovy twist! Games oughtta be fun, we always say!