i have GOT to read more trans guys

@jpb.bsky.social happy birthday, jeremy <3 hope it's been great so far

my body is of pretty shoddy construction so whenever i fall over everything goes limp and i sort of gently crumble instead, akin to a folding map or so much tissue paper, but just now i was stepping out with enough confidence that i hit the ground like a sideways log, pelvis in full butterfly fold

humbling: took a forward facing phone pic of the cat but caught a slice of myself as well, only to recognize that my skin is old enough now for undereye bags to be affected by gravity

happy winter to all who celebrate

ONE MINUTE TIL BOBBYS BDAY EVERYONE POSITIONS

thinking about northern journey (2021) again

finally taking care of a bunch of chores i've wanted to handle since vernal equinox.. feels good. pre-winter prep. pre-birthday prep. pre-depression prep.

okay great, now i know what work's fire alarm sounds like. time to lay on the floor and not move for a week

cross-media IP crossovers sure are a unique situation. who does it serve being able to empty an entire assault rifle clip into marge simpson

i've been pretty bogged down with work, financial stressors and general exhaustive malaise in october so unfortunately i've no fun halloween horror offering this year. but i DID sit down and make an entire website dedicated to a sims 4 challenge for bobby! ↬ teeth.rip/halloween-20...

the lotus: you are surrounded by grineer marines me: title of my sex-tape the lotus: what me: what

i don't give a shit about you guys; thank god for normal time, my brain has completely reset

In 2022, I made an academic zine from the results of a week-long survey on kigurumi, identity, and gender. I finally found the scans, so now it's free to read on itch! ppilotco.itch.io/kigurumi-and...

we have entered high-vis vest season

i bet mothra gives really good hugs. nobody with a wingspan like that wouldn't break their body to envelop you in a stellar embrace

deep breathing exercises do nothing when you're once again "randomly" selected for governmental brownnosing. sure you can have my receipts from three months ago where i've once again gotten my allergy meds for my chronic allergies, to everyone's surprise. sure, take my entire bank ID signage history

fellow scroogian holdouts rejoice, just saw AMNESIA: THE BUNKER free on epic rn

it might be temperate enough that you still only need a thick-ass sweater at night, but it sure is the kind of dark where when you get followed by Something Making A Noise, brain moves immediately from "that's a bird or squirrel pecking away at pine bark :)" to "ah, the Horror has come for me"

i think my most methuselaic complaint must be the constant eyesore of others mixing up thou and thee. even if you can't natively ~feel~ the difference between you (subject) and you (object), just look it up! it's not a vibe thing, it is a words-mean-stuff thing!

reminder to change your passwords if you haven't done it in the last 90 days. no grace period this time because i forgot to remind you last cycle. you have 8 days.

a tickle to say you're getting up at sunrise when sunrise is just seven-something. it's the funniest come december, of course. every damn year, this joke

you can tell we've got more fash in city governance bc they're doing the classic "cracking down on corruption in welfare benefits" thing, so now we're back to having to show monthly bank statements e_e oh well, it was nice to have a pretence of financial freedom long as it lasted

we're about to find out what the christmas coffee of 2018, found forgotten in the deep depths on the Top Shelf, tastes like in 2025

i think running recorded cbs radio mystery theatre episodes through the worst computer screen speaker made by man in full mono is an accurate and faithful listening experience

bobby jumpscare when i got home! holy moly he was just power-stancing on the other side of the door when i got home, what a gremlin

i've not had a hysterectomy so it's not incredibly dangerous to go without even though it's still Very Bad, but until i can be moderately certain my government doesn't go so fascist as to wrench my healthcare away from me - what with being a poor, a pervert and a disabled liability to society -

i got da stop-crying juice 💉

i am not immune to a young handsome man trying to fast-talk and schmooze me into a donation to help gazan children even when desperately needing to pee, apparently

spiderwebs normally invisible to the human eye in such swift passing lie revealed by the side of the road, a glistening network of crystal handkerchieves heading into the fields and forests, by the long-lingering nightdamp

scream jam soon...

[food] i'm a grass widower this weekend so prepare for an influx of inexplucable but tasty foods. tonight we do a simple halloumi and tomato pie, though.

flail action for the playdate crank? yes

tonight i dreamt i made an onion and parmesan-rind soup while incredulously explaining to bobby, my brother erik and a friend what a spiked flail is

the combined forces of madame medusa, miss piggy and ursula the sea witch really primed me for a certain kind of woman

My little short movie for Happy Party 3x3, with awesome audio by @edanalpse.bsky.social

what's the emoji for pain anyway

blood tests yesterday, shot next week, library books after work today.. week almost over, week almost over

the loudest OH COME *ON*!! i've made in a while just arrived when trying to remember the word for anthropomorphise and having to search for synonyms to "humanize" only to be confronted with millions of search suggestions similar to "humanizing ai"

that said i did have my employment made official yesterday, and recognized by my room receiving a "welcoming" zz plant of my very own. it was very funny both because i've been there over a year and also because office culture??

if i can get through this week without a rest day i'll know winter seasonal d. cannot touch me this year. that's how it works, right. i'll have garnered too much power and karma to get hit. right

kids are going back to school, the buses are back to regular scheduling, nature is healing

we've got some weather

bobby just got me a keyboard wrist rest and OH my GOD where have these BEEN all my life

just look at it. i didn't know the playdate could become even more desirable

The versatility and implicit synonymity of image-as-word (hieroglyphs, petroglyphs, emoji) continues to be undefeatable. Am I talking about the massive blueberry harvest this year? Am I talking about hemorroids? Historians will be unravelling the mystery for centuries

waiting on a call from psych to discuss whether bobby might be autistic on top of the adhd (definitely) and while i've written a two page document of observations for them i am ! nervous

received a piece of art with a side of book in it today

i stg every kink can be subtextually boiled down to: -i am powerful/in control -i am seen as desirable -i am safe and can now be vulnerable -i can explore taboo in a safe + controlled environment once you realize that you realize that no kink can hurt you

Things I did today (picked a wildflower bouquet and baked a blueberry and lemon crumble pie with berries i picked yesterday)