Cunk on Earth and Cunk on Life are hilarious watches available on Netflix.

My grandmother used to put lima beans in lime jello, carrots in orange jello, and bananas in strawberry jello. Did anyone else’s grandparents do this?

Time Magazine has outdone itself, naming a convicted fraudster and abuser—someone who raped a woman & lies relentlessly—as Man of the Year. This is the same magazine that once gave the title to Hitler. This isn’t bold or provocative; it’s a disgrace. Stop normalizing violence, corruption, & hate.

holy snow storm ❄️ visibility is terrible

This is incredible! I thought Marvelous Marvins was doomed. One of my favorite places…so many great memories.

Silo on AppleTV is so damn good

Why did the coffee taste like dirt? Because it was ground. #JokeThenVote

I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).

my Apple Music replay has an artist I’ve never heard in the #4 spot of my top 5 artists. Apparently I listened to her for 374 minutes and her music takes spots 2, 4, and 5 on my 2024 most listened to songs. I’m so confused!

This is northern Oakland right now. I didn’t even know it was supposed to snow tonight!

I have the biggest crush on my partner. We have been together almost 14 years and I experience the “honeymoon phase” feelings stronger now than I ever did at the beginning of our relationship.

Michiganders! Protect the Porkies, Protect Lake Superior—Stop the Copperwood Mine! Email the Michigan Senate: tinyurl.com/CWGOpposition Protect the Porkies and Freshwater Future! No Tax Dollars for Sulfide Pollution. Sign the petition:

This is my POS Rep.

I had inpatient surgery on Tuesday and was released after 6 hrs completely out of it and in so much pain. Also, not that I was expecting crazy pain meds…but considering how terrible my pain was for the first 5 days, I was pretty surprised going home with just motrin and tylenol.

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A government run by billionaires will never be for the people.

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despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

Matt Gaetz is jobless! Why are the most deplorable people involved in politics?

im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.

I’m shit at social media-but transferring over to bsky really put it into perspective. I joined xwitter in ‘09 and only had 2.4K tweets (replies are included in that number). What a lurker. I need to let people in. I don’t want to be that cringe old that just posts cat pics!

Do y’all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeah, it wasn’t that.

The Onion successfully acquired InfoWars?? That is hilarious…hard to imagine a more fitting outcome!

See a MAGA, block a MAGA.

Everyone on this site has a library card

I love this cat so much :)

Is my handle really invalid or is it just a glitch/growing pain?

time to find my people again :)

perfect timing ♥️

Yeah fuck buses

Please enjoy these photos of my cat Sapphy :)

First post! Twitter sucks (duh). I can’t believe there is a limit on the amount of tweets someone can read. I hope I see a lot of familiar faces here soon.