Pretty sure I saw Erin Blanchfield fight her cousin on Streetbeefs #UFC322

"Professor Finesser" is up there with "The Dean of Mean" for bad nicknames. Nothing beats "Beastin' 25/8" though and nothing ever will #UFC322

Last week Ewing was knocking some lad out in the regionals. A week later, he's about to be 1-0 in the UFC and, if there's any justice, he $50k richer #UFC322

20-18 Ewing in my book. This fight is straight fire. Although the smell of smoke might just be Keith Peterson's breath #UFC323

Great first round between Wellmaker & Ewing. The latter doing what any short notice guy needs to do, go after it and leave an impression. He should technically be on a freebie here #UFC322

Is that a f*cking Creed song playing as the #UFC322 intro? What year is this? They need to bring back Face the Pain! #MMA

Gotta say, I find Glen Powell doing the grid walk with Brundle very cool. He knows a little but doesn't pretend to know a lot and Brundle used him very will as a tool to teach the audience. Not sure about his Stone Island tracksuit though #F1 #USGP

Bad news for Moreno. They'd have put him in next against KKF, but surely Moreno v Pantoja makes less sense than a fresh face in Josh Van now? #UFC317

10-8 rounds seem to have disappeared again. They need to be brought back for that first round for Pantoja #UFC317

Not at long ago, athletes passing the age of 30 were on the down slope. These days, it's unusual for a UFC Champ to be under 30. The average age must be around 32-33 #UFC317

Having Pantoja wear the sponsored sunglasses on the way to the cage is a bit...... icky! Don't be forcing the man to promote stuff on his bloody ringwalk! #UFC317

Jesus Christ now 8-0 tonight. If he doesn't get a Performance of the Night bonus there's something wrong! #UFC317

What! A! FIGHT!!!! #UFC317

Post-KO Hermansson had more head movement than Van & Royval combined. Banger of a fight! #UFC317

Good first round by Van. Looks to possess the power #UFC317

Royval v Van is such a sleeper fight! #UFC317

"Our Lord and Saviour" Jesus Christ going 7-0 tonight. What a run the guy is on! #UFC317

Moicano with about as much offence as Tom Hanks in the third. 29-28 Dariush in my opinion #UFC317

Dariush doing what he does best in Round 2. 19-19 #UFC317

Good end to the first round by Moicano. Dariush looks very slow and sluggish #UFC317

Rogan and Cormier commentating on Payton Talbott with all the energy of two dads watching their kid play schoolboy football. We get it, he's a prospect, but there's another fighter in the cage #UFC317 #MMA

Hilarious from Lando Norris "I've done that before....... on Mario Kart" 😂😂 #F1

Also, someone needs to tell Morena that not everything in life is a giant drama! I get the feeling she'd drill a hole in Tony's head with her eyes if he dared open a packet of crisps upside down #mafsau

Thought there would be no chance I'd side with Eliot on #mafsau but my God, what a horrible, condescending and nasty tirade he had to put up with! Seems Veronica is no prize herself

Occurrs to me that what happend to Gary Lineker with Match of the Day is essentially the same thing that happened to Matt Le Tissier with Sky They're great examples of their outlooks. Le Tiss has become a victim of COVID Madness and the victim mentality lives in his head now. Gary... Not so much!

First #BJJ session of the year last night and I feel so old today! I've set a tentative goal of doing 100 Jiu Jitsu sessions in 2025. It doesn't seem a lot, but twice-a-week is a nice bit of consistency that I need to get back into my life for now. One down, 99 to go 😁

If I see a trailer for a movie, and I see that they've hired Edgar Ramirez as the baddy (or at all), I don't bother to watch as I immediately know they've cut corners here and the movie is likely going to be low quality and not worth my time

2025 is gonna be Monty's year! #Dogs #DogsOfBluesky

Crying about Stephen Fry being knighted because you think his ideas are outdated, but accepting and taking serious the idea that having a King and a monarchy in 2024/2025 is hilarious. They're awards handed out by a group of unelected elites who go out of their way to bang their cousins

Is Ricky Evans one of the most universally liked men in all of sport? #Darts

BBC Radio 6 Music Now Playing @6Music Now Playing Jona Lewie You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties

Just realised I have absolutely no idea what day it is #SpeirGorm

Watching Beast Games and I wonder if the shrill overdramatics are uniquely American, generational or both? Something positive happens, "God did this". Something negative and they're bawling like they've been set on fire. I've never seen such behaviour on Deal Or No Deal or Winning Streak #SpeirGorm

"Imagine playing in this atmosphere when you'd only thrown a dart in the pub" Ironically, Littler could become World Champ next week and not actually legally be allowed throw a dart in a pub! #Darts

Why has nobody started a "Ian White-White-White" chant at the Ally Pally? #Darts

Sky commentators saying that some considered MVG "the greatest darts player ever" when he was at his peak I can see why they thought that considering he's only THIRTEEN World Titles behind Phil Taylor 🫣 #Darts

That Robbie Williams film where he’s a monkey looks class. I spread mistruths about him on Twitter once and he rang me on the phone while I was staring at a horse stripping a tree bare of its bark

Magnus Carlsen is an absolute disgrace. Imagine being disqualified for using Performance Enhancing Jeans! He's the Lance Armstrong of Chess. Ban him for life! #Chess

Could not confirm if I was watching racing horses, dogs or ducks today at Leopardstown Racecourse! #SpeirGorm

There was me assuming we lived in a civilised society but it's only 26 minutes into Christmas Day and I've already had to tell someone that it's bad etiquette to put the Celebrations wrappers back into the box #SpeirGorm

Every American Christmas movie: "But Sir, I can't work tomorrow. It's Christmas Eve. Nobody works Christmas Eve," Meanwhile in Ireland, I've never had a job that didn't drag me in so I could spend the day not actually doing any work while I panic, having not started my Xmas shopping yet #SpeirGorm

Thought I was losing my mind but the Sky production team DID actually use Polyethylene by Radiohead as the soundtrack to their Wessel Nijman segment. Bizarre, and I'm here for it all day! #Darts

Do people still tip their postman and/or binmen at Christmas? My parents always did, but I feel it's a dead custom these days? Especially with people now paying for their bins #SpeirGorm

The lads who have apparently been trapped in the Ally Pally for the last decade are gonna be so shocked when they find out neither Toure brother has played football since 2019! #Darts

Live footage of Azemoto at the oche...... #Darts

Tough break for the lads in the first match. They give their heart, soul and sweat in order to grind out a win ...... for the privilege of getting spanked by Luke Humphries later tonight #Darts

I normally find Gary Anderson overpriced but not this year. My "outside" bet is Michael Smith who I got at an insane 40s on the Betfair exchange. Considering he was champion just two years ago, it's great value #PDC #WorldDarts

Oh baby! It's just about that time of year again! 🎯 #PDC #WorldDarts

Incredible to think I was in the same room as Paul McCartney tonight 🤯