Jafrank
@jafrankster.bsky.social
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chef don’t judge
Women want to kill me
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Therapist: Yes or no question, have you ever killed someone? Me with no shirt or pants:
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We’re in the It’s So Over phase
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Fuck a Stanley Cup
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2025 The Year of the Frank
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They call me OJ Stimson
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What If…? Should’ve done What If She Hulk liked 5’8” losers in astronaut helmets
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I’ve seen things that would make Sir Isaac Newton crawl back into the womb
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I’m just out here hanging shit on my wall
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I LOVE gay people!!!!
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I don’t “get paid” I work for free. That money is passive income.
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Keep Christ in Christmas
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Nice selfie I see at least 13-14 items in the background I would love to steal
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I am where cars go to die
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Its time for the Rectangle Shirtwaist Factory
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When the CBD corndog hits
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The murmurs have become unbearable
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Bedtime
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Grandpa has figured out how to open the doors
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#Kony2025
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They all say they want a golden retriever boyfriend until I start barking at them 😔
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Mark my words right now this is Jimmy Olsen
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Who wants to join me in recreating Hair Cake
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I got my balls in my hand rn they’re swinging like Newton’s Cradle
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Doing some light reading
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I am going to get arrested 💀
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Me personally I think Hercules should end his own life
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Lifting to this today
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Dead dropping a dildo for my buddy who lives with his grandma
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2 years 💚
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The pain begins anew
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This just in: the guns are BACK in Walmart!
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Im about to go fuckin hog wild
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The Holiday Jafrank Fuck-A-Fan competition has been cancelled as we do not believe it aligns with the reason for the season
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Yes, the “Jafrank Jafrankman” who appears in the credits of Spider-Man: Lotus IS me. I will not answer any further questions related to this matter
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I’m cravin a hunt
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The gangstalkers are parking in my spot
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The gangstalkers have found my place of employment
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How I look at my buddy after he warns the cop I’m going for his gun
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Chicken soup
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They are going to disappear me mark my words
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Potentially the Biggest Minecraft yet
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Getting a VHS taped recording of my own suicide for Christmas
11 months ago
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“Put this equation into slope-intercept form” Me with no shirt or pants:
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Dick Stroker’s Dracula
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