Women want to kill me

Therapist: Yes or no question, have you ever killed someone? Me with no shirt or pants:

We’re in the It’s So Over phase

Fuck a Stanley Cup

2025 The Year of the Frank

They call me OJ Stimson

What If…? Should’ve done What If She Hulk liked 5’8” losers in astronaut helmets

I’ve seen things that would make Sir Isaac Newton crawl back into the womb

I’m just out here hanging shit on my wall

I LOVE gay people!!!!

I don’t “get paid” I work for free. That money is passive income.

Keep Christ in Christmas

Nice selfie I see at least 13-14 items in the background I would love to steal

I am where cars go to die

Its time for the Rectangle Shirtwaist Factory

When the CBD corndog hits

The murmurs have become unbearable

Bedtime

Grandpa has figured out how to open the doors

They all say they want a golden retriever boyfriend until I start barking at them 😔

Mark my words right now this is Jimmy Olsen

Who wants to join me in recreating Hair Cake

I got my balls in my hand rn they’re swinging like Newton’s Cradle

Doing some light reading

I am going to get arrested 💀

Me personally I think Hercules should end his own life

Lifting to this today

Dead dropping a dildo for my buddy who lives with his grandma

2 years 💚

The pain begins anew

This just in: the guns are BACK in Walmart!

Im about to go fuckin hog wild

The Holiday Jafrank Fuck-A-Fan competition has been cancelled as we do not believe it aligns with the reason for the season

Yes, the “Jafrank Jafrankman” who appears in the credits of Spider-Man: Lotus IS me. I will not answer any further questions related to this matter

I’m cravin a hunt

The gangstalkers are parking in my spot

The gangstalkers have found my place of employment

How I look at my buddy after he warns the cop I’m going for his gun

Chicken soup

They are going to disappear me mark my words

Potentially the Biggest Minecraft yet

Getting a VHS taped recording of my own suicide for Christmas

“Put this equation into slope-intercept form” Me with no shirt or pants:

Dick Stroker’s Dracula