They learned that Covid shrinking your dick was bad press so they’re getting ahead of it on this one

Now is a golden age for just lying. You can just Say Whatever now. You used to get called on it in a way that mattered. That doesn’t happen anymore. Just Say Shit is thriving

Starting a club of US reps publicly beefing with animals

are they like, selecting for people who lack any and all on-screen charisma?

America is a country only for the billionaires. You only get a say when you can provide yearly multi-million dollar bribes to your representatives

A very Carex day C. grisea C. radiata C. jamesii C. hirtifolia

They understand that they have bought Trump and under normal circumstances are able to exert enough pressure when their bottom dollar gets hit They do not yet understand, however, that this is a problem that Trump has lost control of and cannot fix. They’re gonna freak the fuck out

Wow I wonder what’s different about Alabama’s redistricting plan vs Virginias

Why the left needs their own RFK

Such a perfect encapsulation of the vibe. Educated youth (for whom AI is an existential threat to their job prospects and climate outlook) hate this shit and see it for what it is. Those who have power now to hasten its implementation haven’t even considered this because they will be less impacted

So @flyquest.gg can we explain the jhin pick? Seems bad #LCS

The land was promised to cattle 3,000 years ago

This will be the true legacy of the gerontocracy. Widespread death and famine, suffering on an unimaginable scale, ecosystem collapse. At some fundamental level, they understand that the consequences are not theirs to bear

Breaking news: Indiana University plant microbiologist Roger Innes has been locked out of his laboratory by the school in response to a request by one of his federal funders. The move comes after Innes complained about the government’s prosecution of Chinese postdocs. https://scim.ag/4tsDqRr

I’m ready for the Illinois microchip

How much you want to bet that execs used AI implementation to justify this decision

One of the most amusingly petty things Justice Alito does is to put deadlines on administrative stays *only* when he is deeply *unsympathetic* to the applicants. He did it in the 2023 mife case and the 2024 SB4 immigration case; and he did it today. In all other cases, his stays are indefinite:

Term limits are a red herring this is the one thing the constitution is explicit on about the Supreme Court We’re wasting our energy on the one thing that won’t work.

Just realised this neat little detail on the showcase printing of Smaug. 10/10. #MTGHobbit

Ahh shit here it comes. The courts MO suggests they might not pause this order on appeal, severely restricting the distribution of mifepristone for 18 months until they hear the case. That’s not to mention how they are likely to decide

Louisiana is going to win and the republicans aren’t even gonna mention Purcell

Very good take. Substantial, radical reform is necessary

John Roberts legacy will be the legalization of a two tiered system If you’re the president (or his allies through pardons), you’re immune from any consequences of crimes you commit (this is only true for Republicans) And If you’re a minority, your will can be gerrymandered out of existence

The court has simply recreated the pre-Brown world in allowing racial discrimination across a broad number fields as long as it is “facially neutral,” gutting the Reconstruction Amendments in the process.

The Voting Rights Act is essentially dead and it’s quite possible that we will, like when a similar SCOTUS gutted civil rights at the fall of Reconstruction, see a disappearance of much of the Black congressional representation, especially in the most heavily Black states, which are in the South.

Violets of North America (Violaceae) have some taxonomic rearrangement in the past years. Let this thread serve as my life list of probably my favorite genus Viola The splitters are at it again

@flyquest.gg looked good today! If we can play like humans tomorrow we should have this. BO5 which is super hype. Gackgos going even or ahead is critical for good games #FLYWIN

Gackgoat going off stage fright diff on weekends must be something else #FLYWIN

America first is when you’re legally required to give your local oil exec a little kiss on the cheek

We, the American Public, are paying our own money to remove the fossil fuel oligarch's market competition at a time when energy prices are spiking. This is insanely corrupt, and we are impoverishing ourselves to make a tiny number of the world's most violent and hateful people unbelievably wealthy.

It’s such a shame this is the guy. Long covid absolutely needs more high quality, well funded research. It’s an active, society wide disabling event. But His entire medical career is anti-science junk. The treatment he’s gonna recommend in 8-12 months is going to include sucking off a raccoon

I think what’s mostly steeling me against believing assassination attempt conspiracy theories is the fact that this administration is staffed entirely, top to bottom, with the most insufferable psychopaths imaginable who have spent 18 months lying to their base in the most flagrant way possible

With every video on his second channel, Nile Red gets closer to 2018 Facebook fetishist-adjacent cooking slop content

I’m fascinated by these media cycles that are unmoored from any actual development or event in the real world, but which fuel days, even weeks, of content production and commentary. Someone tweeted something, then the Times made a vitality-bait video, now TCW does his little dance—all about nothing.

Truly disgusting what we as a country are doing to our children by omission. If we spent a weeks worth of Iran war money on proper air filtration systems in public buildings (most importantly schools and hospitals), we would dramatically reduce suffering.

Hell yeah

People with preexisting conditions also don’t deserve to die

the way this makes sense for RFK is that "healthy people" and "sick people" are ontological categories.

1) this is good, hopefully it peels support from Trump’s base. 2) when he runs for president, it’s imperative that the media treat him not as the moderate republican they’ve spent a decade hoping would emerge from ice, but rather the vile, disgusting white nationalist that he has been forever

Take the sinks out of the bathrooms. Mandate a poop and no wash policy. Mandate the 5 second rule, 10 seconds actually because fuck the metric system.

"Small-bore, poll-tested versions of the future will not help us."

This has been said like a million times before but the fact that I can’t read either the Atlantic story about the FBI director being MIA or the NYT story about John Robert’s literally legislating from the bench without paying or signing in is a problem

Alright maybe he’s actually terminal

What the fuck is going on in Washington state

I do not trust democrats today to not break ranks for a “moderate” Trump appointment. They have so much work to do to rebuild trust, starting with entirely new leadership

Sam Alito in September 2026 hearing about why Purcell forbids Mississippi’s all white redistricting map that’s racially gerrymandered to fuck

I would vote for any candidate who passes a law forcing all GOP politicians to move to the most climate affected, mining polluted, or otherwise desolate places in the country These fuckers will never experience climate change and I want them to burn. Livestream their suffering

I try not to bring twitter over here but goddamn this is too good Save our public land. And more than that. Break up all these mega corporations buying and mining the land and return it to the public. I want federal takeover of the land corporations are looting. Then we do Land Back

How is the onion supposed to be funny under conditions like this