Not a plate in site

My unfortunate first submission lol

lady and the tramp got a plate, you get a dog bowl

Steak and salad

thanks for my poached eggs martini

Humus served on wrinkly baking paper

Fish and chips in a fryer basket, salad in a teacup, all on a wooden board

Brunch on 1/4" plywood

Smoked salmon bagel brought out on a slab of marble.

Not food, but would you rather be served with a wooden board or a plate with Mold print.

Beans in a shot glass

Friend sent me carbonara in a shovel

Tiramisu at Rione 13, Trastevere, Rome

just wanted some hummus…

2 skewers of salad in a headless titty vase ☹️

Prepared and served on the same cutting board?!

Seared Beef with Roasted Vegetable(OC)

Just looks like mushrooms are going to grow out of it

Tiramisu in a Moka Pot

Mate just got this in 1st Class on the TransPennine Express train to Leeds. Gave it 4/10.

wood cutting board

Carbonara in the pan

Soup in a flower pot anyone?

fri faris wheel. why??

Rock & Rita’s, Circus Circus (2013)

Got Dog Bowls…

Naaawrrr

Uncut Pizza With… Scissors?

The classic slate

A drying rack (neapolitan restaurant)

I just wanted some Bruschetta and got some wall fixture and a sparkler alongside it 😭

At least put it all the way on the damn thing

Coconut shrimp

Bamboo

Shakshouka in Teflon with metal utensils and a side of sourdough in a cloth pouch

My gf asked I show you this cereal bowl that her matcha latte came in

Airport pretzel

Bruschettas on rocks they probably brought from the beach across the road. Are the crumbs supposed to just scatter across the table?

Using fish skulls to prop up my food is a new one for me

We also want ramekins :/

It's not even a flat surface anymore.

Excuse me, there’s a cucumber salad in my martini.

This is a tile.

My shrimp appetizer was delicious, but required some careful excavation.

Plant (tiramisu)

New Yorker Cake Shake

At least the filet is sliced already

If only there were some flat round food delivery device instead of..whatever this is

Wagyu steak spread

Give me a DAAAAMN plate