That's filthy

So it begins!

Come on Japan, do your thing, I want to see a 5-0 level of total destruction

I had a cheeky look at flight prices for Sydney this weekend and I can only say: holy fucking shit. I guess I'll just watch the final in the telly ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

She's such an explosive striker, amazing to watch play!

I can't believe we're winning, we might even pull this off!

Last night I dreamt that I was training for the France 98 men's world cup.

If we maintain a modicum of consistency we can aim for third place, if we end up third we can win the first finals game against whoever, we can perform again our shithousery against Auckland and then win a repeat GF in Newcastle. Remember that you read it here first!

Good first half from Victory, and I really liked how Nish played. He's just missing a goal to make my prediction come true 🤞

Da Silva remembered his true colours!!!!

To be fair, I also almost stayed home tonight, but then I asked myself how many more chances I thought I had to watch Mata play and I decided to put my ass on the train.

MRS is empty, what a fucking stupid time to schedule a match

FINALLY FRANCO LINO IS PLAYING

My prediction: Nish is going to score tonight.

Oh, the disappointment I felt when I saw that today's player card was Reec. I almost gave it back.

I tell people I'm learning to cut my own hair to save money, but truth is that I do it because I hate small talk with the barber, saving money is just a nice bonus.

I gave myself a haircut some time ago and I'm not good at it (yet?), but I found out there's some serendipity in knowing that every day is going to be a bad hair day.

Yesterday at the HotM I saw Diles and we locked eyes for a second and not knowing what to do I gave him a little head nod and he gave me a little head nod back and I hope that it looked as cool as it felt.

The best team did not win tonight.

This is dreadful to watch, if we get to extra time I don't think we'll survive

Even if it won't affect the final group positioning I reckon that avoiding a loss still matters

Shiiiiiiiiit

What a first half!

If there's a national federation I will never stop hating, that's the South Korean one (if you now, you know)

Ughhhhhhhhh

MIRACLES HAPPEN

If we end up not losing this game it's gonna be a miracle

Mata looks not happy

Oh FFS

Fuck yeah, Nduka showing Vergos how it's done!

No idea how we haven't conceded already

Piscopo for Nish when?

Gotta love the A Leagues, in the last 5 minutes EVERYTHING happened

CHAOS

OH MY

Is Santos playing in Davidson's spot?

Watching Nish is more and more painful

Vergos is back? D:

May this be the biggest of all blues, may it be so big that it ends up eating all the other smaller blues

Kerr is so determined not to score tonight it looks like someone told here she's playing for Victory

38.6° fever but I can still produce the most pathetic of headbanging and off tempo back vocals

There's something about being home from work sick that makes me really enjoy listening to 90s punk, loud, very loud

I've lived a very sedentary and unhealthy lifestyle for many years, and I was doing great. Then on a whim I join pilates and BAM!, three weeks later I'm in the hospital having to urgently remove my gallbladder. It wasn't even one of my favourite organs, but still!!! Wtf?!?

We really lack consistency, I need to stop feeling excited after a single great game.

Save us Reno

It hit the post! That's not what I saw live

I can't believe that just happened

Does anyone know what's wrong with Jack Duncan? Did he just lose his spot or is he still injured?

And of course United scores just as I post how much I hope the game to be win... Sorry everyone, my bad!

Watching the game from my hospital bed, glad that I can get decent speeds tethering from my phone to my tablet. Sad not to be there in person, I hope Victory can make up for it with a cracking win!