" I CALLED YOU OLD YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR. HE WAS YOUR FRIEND TOO. "

" What happened to you why are you so MEAN. " She's going to cry.

" WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE A MOM- " On the verge of tears.

Points at @eien-no-hono.bsky.social. " Old man. "

( Her breath hitched as she felt his arms wrap around her. Nerves began to overcome her, but as if by instinct, she wrapped her own arms back around him, a shaky exhale escaping her as her eyes welled with tears. ) I've wanted to meet you forever too. . . I always wondered what it'd be like if I—

( A shaky hand reached out as she heard her father's voice for the first time. ) You're. . . ( She was trembling, her voice was quiet and weak. ) You're alive. . ?

Papa. . ?

. . . I'm calling the ghostbusters.

Okay, april fools is over. She's actually going to smoke them now.

Yes my last pack of candy cigarettes.

' Don't make me eat the pack too. '

' It doesn't taste good but I'm doing it out of spite now. '

. . . . . . . Looks him dead in the eye as she eats another one.

Thanks I gave my last pack to Shikadai.

. . . eats another cigarette.

𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒂𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒅, 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍. 𝑻𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒆. 𝑰'𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒅, 𝑰'𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒅.

@eien-no-hono.bsky.social @sarutobisensei.bsky.social

' Enjoy kiddo. '

?????? PLEASE DON'T DIG HIM UP—

Gives him candy cigarettes.

I'M AN ADULT I CAN SMOKE IF I WANT.

WHY NOT? DAD DID IT, YOU DO IT—

WHAT JUST HAPPENED???

PANICKING. STARTS SMOKING ONE???

I PANICKED I THOUGHT YOU WERE DISTRACTED—

IT TASTED SO BAD—

PANICS??? EATS ONE.

Has currently used the distraction to get her hands on Shikamaru's stash of cigarettes.

The best mom she could've ever asked for. She managed to raise her despite every obstacle. . . What a fantastic parent.

𝑨𝒕 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒖𝒑 𝒎𝒚 𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒎, 𝑰 𝒔𝒊𝒕 𝒃𝒚 𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇, 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒏, 𝑻𝒓𝒚𝒏𝒂 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝑰𝒏 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆, 𝑻𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐, 𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒎 𝑰 𝒂 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒍? 𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆, 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒏.

She won't be as fun to haunt as Shikamaru.

Isn't that what he was already doing?

' Wasn't this bitch already dead? '

' Please tell me this is an illusion. . . come back— I don't want to be alone. '

┈━═☆❣️𝒲ₐᵗ𝒔𝗈ᵑ❣️☆═━┈ stolen from holmes

Says nothing. Just lights a cigarette up in the rain.

' I just stabbed your dad do you wanna be next? '

No. No death. Just pain. Byebye!

STABS HIM IN THE LEG WITH ASUMA'S BLADE. HATRED.

If only we could've gotten this picture for real. . .

SON OF A- PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH.