Natural conclusion to pairing two insufferable, egotistical men who’ve never been told “no” before together on a group project

Personally I think that the worst part about growing up is discovering that you like the way leaves taste with a dab of ranch

School zone speed limits be a little OD sometimes like I know them kids can run a little faster than that

Y’all CVS gave me a normal length receipt today, the economy is COOKED 😭

I love being the hottest bitch in the teams meeting

People be on social media trying to have reasonable debates with people who got covid 6 times and can no longer do mental math

*Exclusions apply

We finna be painting rocks for Easter at this rate

I never cared about that little tour anyway, y’all got it 😒

Starting to think the whole “emotional dysregulation” thing about ADHD is under rated and under appreciated. You mfrs NEED to cry!! It feels GOOD!!

The worst people caught on to the concept early that if you repeat something enough times, people will believe it

This is what I be trying to say!! but we definitely need and deserve breaks from all this. It’ll be there when we come back

It’s day 16 bro I cannot do this

I need to stop impulse buying people gifts throughout the year because by the time holidays and birthdays come up I’m fresh out of ideas 😭

This is so fucking tragic oh my god

Niggas be scared of public displays of affection but have no qualms about public displays of aggression

I thought Trump was gonna get a little fine but apparently I did not set the bar low enough

Just seen somebody on tiktok make a collard green martini, yeah gon head and shut that app down

I feel bad for today’s kids, imagine waiting to see your school district scroll by on the snow closing list just for that shit to say “Virtual Instruction Day” instead 😭

Yalllll Crunchyroll got a wrapped #CrunchyrollArc #OnePeak

My freshman roomie had been my best friend since middle school (mistake). She left broccoli in our UNPLUGGED mini-fridge over winter break. We came back and the entire hall had to be aired out

Fight for what? I don’t like the struggle we go through now 😭

When I got that bottle of Love Spell lotion for Christmas in highschool and I ain’t put it down til it’s dying breath. Smelled it recently and got an immediate headache lol

Going in store to buy a new phone be the longest ordeal every single time

These 9 and 10 am drops man, nigga don’t even eat breakfast before he hop online to remind niggas how much they disgust him 😭

“man at the garden” really does it for me. It feels like spoken word, like kneeling at the gates of heaven desperately pleading your case, increasingly incensed by the possibility that everything you’ve done still isn’t enough #GNX

This nigga Kendrick went to therapy and got worse.

MUSTAAAAAAAARD

Don’t nobody work harder than the lyric transcribers at Genius 😭

Animal Reproduction was so hard that our professor had to curve our final two whole letter grades because the average was a D 🥴

I need season two of Supacell immediatelyyy

Old money nepo baby, lmk if yall see any positions open up

My homegirl and I been obsessed with Blown Away on Netflix, so we took a glassblowing class in October 💛

What’s the funniest conspiracy theory yall have heard? I’m sitting here crying remembering when tin foil Twitter swore that Wayfair was trafficking children 😭😭

Captain D’s gotta be a money laundering front. That food tastes like it was made in a dishwasher!!

Other catfish watching all of yall post these pictures with forks… #blacksky #katfishkia

I put my phone down for 24 hours and I miss my first main character of the blacksky??? #KatfishKia

Guy just asked me what my dream job is. Baby, I don’t dream of labor.

Nvidia is actually insane bruh, a 94% increase in revenue YoY?? Wtfffffffff

Now why in the country fried fuck would you slide into my DMs tryna to flirt on LinkedIn?????

Suspect works from home and still finds a way to clock in late

If you see this, post an anime you love. #AnimeSky #BlackSky

A halftime show? On Christmas? In Houston? With Cowboy Carter out? She finna announce that tour.

Did way too much at my homegirl’s Friendsgiving this weekend, my stomach been beatboxing all morning

Friendly reminder you only have to use #AddToBlacksky once and never again. I see folks tagging every post with it or #Blacksky. You don’t have to do that.

I hate when I’m Very Drunk and feel like I have to be the adult in the situation

This feels like elder abuse man idk 😭

Oh? 😭

Scrolling through that other app feels like I’m getting punished for being literate

“You run to Atlanta when you need a — AHHHHHHHHH”