science is a process. proceed.

stompy crow

bats bats bats

Telling the lyrics of 80s and 90s sitcoms to teenagers as serious life advice to see how far you get before they catch on feels cruel when they never do. but, sometimes things get turned around and no one is spared. there's a change in the status quo, we're gonna need all the help that we can get.

old student work of mine to recreate a painting as a diorama. "The Temptation of St. Antonius" by Cezanne.

"weep, but the chimera advances" (detail of snake head. not pictured: lion with goat head spitting fire the snake is attached to)

phoenix penguin

"when is a piece of art done" method 2: bounce back and forth between these thoughts until exhausted.

the road to bremen.

choose carefully

i have an extension to show me alt-text so i can see what other site's AI autocategorizer does. "drawing? no. this is maybe a doodle, at best"

method of interaction

when you send the person in charge of the kid's tv cubby an email about watching the video where they win the fight regarding overtime pay: toonnookkeeper re: peek KO on no OT

i used the secret artist trick so the eyes seem to follow you. (the trick is: tell people that the eyes seem to follow you)

keep your hands where i can see 'em

historical moment when, as an artist trying to make a game by yourself, you type "what is a state machine" into a search engine

pixel art, never used

"What if you could pull up the ends of the straight line from birth to death and forge-weld them together, making life a circle, a closed loop into which nothing bad could intrude and nothing good escape?"