Eating mozzarella straight from the jar in my pitch black kitchen…as a treat

I’ve seen border misspelled as boarder, mysticism misspelled as mystism, embodiment misspelled as embodiement, and spontaneity misspelled as spontanity…fuck you all

Who up gathering their primary, secondary, and tertiary sources?

I saw craftsmanship spelled as “craftsmen ship” and want to throw hands

I was stoked to see some Woodmen of the World tree stump gravestones. It is a fraternal organization founded in Nebraska that provided free gravestones for members from 1890-1900. "Dum tacet clamat" translates to “Though silent, he speaks."

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

I don’t like when people compromise on their so-called morals just because they find someone attractive. I hate this hypocritical, shallow world we live in.

AI slop is bound to fail, no matter how much it’s pushed on us by AI companies and greedy executives eager to use AI as an excuse to lay off staff. No one wants to read AI-generated, mindless Amazon shopping listicles.

"I'm making the switch from ChatGPT to Claude." You sound like an AI-besotted fool who needs to make the switch from having zero brain cells to some.

I'm going to start battles on LinkedIn if people keep spitting out horrendous takes about AI

Gathering my primary, secondary, and tertiary sources

My friend and I made an ominous Garfield snowman

I've been angrily stewing on this, but people who say style doesn't matter are wrong. Style is a form of self-expression and creativity; that's why the MAGA look is one of soulless conformity.

The truth always has an uncanny way of revealing itself.

Between rent, bills, medical appointments, and groceries, why the fuck would I repay my student loans? The average working person barely has any money left over after taking care of their basic needs. The surveillance state capitalist society is an IMMENSELY SHITTY one to be in.

There is no reform, there's no body cams, there's no amount of anything that is going to fix this. Abolition is the BARE MINIMUM. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Respectfully, I need to stop hearing about the blizzard of 1978.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see wild turkeys practicing blizzard witchcraft at a Dunkin’ Donuts parking lot

The bombogenesis is bombogenesing

I love the word bombogenesis so much. It sounds so ominous.

Misplaced apostrophes piss me off.

I've been waiting for the right moment to say, "This isn't a magazine, deal with your issues." I will keep waiting.

I've come to the conclusion that men are UNWELL.

No matter how busy I get, I always have time to investigate and fight

Garfield spotted in the background of an interview with Strawberry Switchblade

🖤 Some heart gravestones and their meaning: 🤌🏻 The hand points upwards over a heart, which could imply the deceased has departed this realm.

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

I illustrated the poster for Coolidge Corner Theatre’s February After Midnite series

I don’t care about football, but I do loathe Tom Brady and therefore hate the Patriots. I sincerely wish they suffer from a most devastating loss. “But Tom Brady is no longer on the team.” I’m aware of that, duh.

I rescheduled my dentist appointment because I refuse to have it on the first day of Pisces season, so now it's on Valentine's Day.

The secret to longevity is drinking poppers out of this vessel every morning

I haven't had a lot of time to draw lately which I'm sure is contributing to my low mood but I'm trying to get some 90s music portraits done for a retro-themed market I'm doing in a couple weeks. I started with Selena, I think she came out ok

The average working person can barely afford rent in Boston, yet landlords implement staggering rent hikes and remain unaccountable to tenants. With mass layoffs and skyrocketing costs, who can afford a living? BURN IT ALL DOWN.

I do not debate sexual assault allegations with strangers on the internet; I block. Take your devil’s advocate bullshit back to hell where it belongs. As for me and my house, we shall believe survivors.

Oh just tending to my evidence vault in Google Drive like one tends to their garden

Hello, victims

My artwork is currently on display at the “When Dreams Take Shape” exhibit at Cambridge Community Television

Unliked a post because it contained “who’s” when it should’ve been “whose”

Tom Brady must be DOWN BAD cuz he doesn’t need to be posting like that. Who are you posting for, fool?

It is devastating that survivors of sexual abuse are afraid to speak up because of fear of retaliation from their perpetrators...it speaks volumes about this wretched society we live in that protects abusers, particularly abusers who are in positions of power.

Why don’t I have more followers on Bluesky? I’m hilarious.

Garfield says stomp ICE out of existence. All print sales will benefit the LUCE Immigrant Justice Network of MA. Visit arcanejunk.bigcartel.com to order.

Brawl at the infamous, esteemed snow bank # 527 at 7:15am sharp

I find it extremely irritating when someone or a brand decides to speak up about ICE, but they use vague language of unity rather than directly pointing out the problem. If you’re going to say something, NAME THE HARM. Stop pussyfooting.

Don’t send me anonymous emails from burner accounts. If you’ve got something to say to me, say it to my face or with your real name.

I’m going to start rating my anger on the Richter scale

For Valentine’s Day, I’m punching people in the heart.

I ventured outside to a cemetery and left after 15 min. Enjoying watching snow in my dark lair instead. And I’m upgrading to real flowers soon.

Being civil to fascists doesn’t work. The “polite” version is just as insidious — fascism with so-called decorum is still fascism.

If you're not in Minnesota and curious how to help, this is a week old but is well organized, includes multiple easy-to-understand bullet points, and seems like a good place to start: www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...