wish I could just walk into bars confidently but I need a chaperone to go out

Just imagine trying to concentrate on a game or something while I eat you out

how do you buy a fleshlight without feeling like a creep

I've spent like two hours having blue collar classmates again and I am SLAMMING the closet door shut, there's not gonna be any exploration of that for a bit

I do terrible at dating apps because even if match with someone I feel like I am encroaching on their space by talking to them and need to find a way to justify my presence (and I cannot think of a justification 90% of the time

I need to gain enough confidence to flirt with people here

if I liked my body there'd be so much porn of me posted everywhere

let me jerk you off while you do something else

I'm gonna light my body on fire to get rid of the hair, wish me luck

group of people who watch movies and get drunk and kiss and touch each other please

POV: ur just a little guy

I wish shaving was less sisyphean

I'd probably dress fem more often if it didn't make me feel like a transphobic caricature of a trans woman

love when I'm reminded that all of my classmates were teenage boys in 2016

can I bounce on it as an acquaintance

I forgot how tequila really makes me wanna kiss my friends

I would never objectify a woman unless she was into that, then it's a grey area

I understand WHY getting lost in the woods shouldn't be a first date, but I'm still gonna romanticize the fantasy

needs to be warmer outside so I can fuck off into the woods for a while

what do people talk about? How do you have conversations consistently for more than a week before running out of things to say and they lose interest in you?

while I'm still gonna contemplate gender stuff I think I need to stop being so angry at my hesitation to change anything. It's not exactly a great time to explore ones gender

No preview sucks so here is the post with alt text.

bullshit that my hole requires that much work in order to be fucked I wish it could be spontaneous and not a two hour long endeavor

beach

dont really have anything worthwhile to say but fuck ice and fuck this country

any volunteers for receiving head

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to - Weird Al Yankovic (2015) - Weird Al Yankovic (2016) - Def Leppard (2018) - Stayin Alive: One Night of the Bee Gees (2023) - Weird Al Yankovic (2025)

I wanna be masc but in like a tomboy way

ever just look at a guy and go "I think your arms would feel safe"

I wish all my friends had bodies they were comfortable in so they could do things like go swimming or be slutty

friends that jork it together who agrees

I wanna sit on someone's lap and cuddle while I play my silly little bug game (I will get pissed and throw my controller at the screen at least once)

does a vasectomy make you shoot blanks asking for a friend

or just fucking, for that matter

maybe someday I'll be confident enough to date again

if only I had a nice rack

thinking about group stuff again...

car trip

my response to attention online is fear

sorry if you try to sex or love me, I don't know what I'm doing

imagine if I could hop on a train to go hook up with cute people that'd be incredible

ever just go "I miss you and I wanna talk to you but I don't know how to hold a conversation" they should invent a text version of cuddling

the only way I can do self care is if I imagine myself as a tall motherly woman taking care of her depressed girlfriend and before you ask no I will not be unpacking this

>//<

I think buying a red army uniform would fix me

These pics are really similar to my pinned, but I don't want them to go to waste. (I'm running out of ideas)

😋

I am drunk so you get a gift