Sunday morning and a new #NotJustBikes drop on Nebula. Life is good for the next 21 minutes 😂

“While Adolf Hitler says concentration camps are a good thing, the BBC investigates why he might be on to something”. “While Isaac Newton suggests apples fall from trees, the BBC talks to a man who disagrees”. No. Both sides of an argument do not need to be presented. That is NOT commendable.

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I'm quite hopeful today; hopeful that the Senedd elections put Welsh labour thru the electoral shredder. Hopeful that this gets rid of the deplorable and pure evil degenerate weasely streeting and cleans up his far-right bukkake session. Hopeful that labour is put before modern Nuremberg Trials.

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"Our nearly 80 year-old free healthcare system is amazing and we must do all we can to protect it." Great, when is the by-election in streety-weety's ward? I assume that's how you're going to protect the NHS - by putting Wesley "Ernst Röhm" Streeting in prison for murder??? Otherwise, resign 👍

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Can always buy from Venezuela. I hear they have some pretty terrible crude deposits that could come onto the open market now the Straight of Hormuz is blockaded. I also hear the US is acting as a sales authority and Qatar is helping store the profits. Just a thought.

If hormones, or puberty blockers, were so dangerous, nobody would be allowed them. That some people are and that trans kids can even, notionally at least, stay on them if already prescribed, tells you all you need to know.

There's so many jokes one could make about Kruger in the bedroom, but I'm afraid that (a) they'll breach copyright laws surrounding the "Elm St" franchise and (b) they'll just be gauche and devastatingly boring - y'know, like fanny kruger himself. Fanny Kruger. It's even syllabically matched.

Oh. My. God. Somebody call them a waaaaahmbulance.

In other news, the BBC just raided Cliff Richards' home with the police again, and tonight at 9pm BBC 1 is giving the hour over to alan derschowitz for him to protest his innocence. Alan returns to the BBC for his "pederasty is everyone else" tour, interviewed by johnathan king.

I, for one, am totally confounded by the collapse of this govt in a blaze of public fury. I cannot fathom why illegally locking people up, banning safe medications in a way that led to a four-fold increase in childhood suicide rates, and jumping into bed with pederasts could ever be unpopular!

Absolutely honoured to be named @attitudemag.bsky.social trailblazer of the year in their #101 list. As a gay man, I know it's a worrying time for our LGBTIQA+ community. We are under attack. When they come for one of us, they come for all of us. And we will stand together.

@philmoorhouse.bsky.social Just seen your video on the streeting/manderz unholy relationship, don't know if you've seen this - it's definitely worth a deeper dive. My own personal thoughts would be that streeting has deceptively released what he wants to be seen to keep the real issues hidden.

The US is now funding the far-right in the UK youtu.be/srCked8HMNc?...

Then and now: Joe Dancey’s Linkedin profile on 18 Sept 2025 and today. Spot the difference! [Dancey is Wes Streeting’s partner]

And I fear for people who were in my place a decade ago. They will likely not come out. I hope they do, in spite of the danger, because if they don't they won't survive. So yeah, FWS has largely got what it wanted already. I live somewhat as an outlaw, knowing I don't have the protection...

I'm currently waiting for someone to call him Peter Scandalson. Y'know, because he's such an upstanding member of society that never gets embroiled in anything bad, ever. His near-constant firing and rehiring by the labour party over the years since 1997 is purely ironic and/or coincidental.

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Oh Jimmy. Oh Jimmy Jimmy joo joos. It is the overwhelming opinion of the country that kids need protecting from their own govt., not from some boogeyman you invented to protect yourself. I accept your resignation, please liaise with the relevant parties to set up a by-election for your seat asap.

In case you missed the #Mindcrack 2025 Awards Ceremony last night. Check out @conedodger.bsky.social's video: youtu.be/rZzbO2K1ECA

I mean, bed rotting is my word of *every* year 😂😂😂

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Oh grauniad… if only you'd provide analysis of the hatred you and your pals have fomented over the last decade towards the LGBTQIA+ community, maybe you'd come to the conclusion that you should all be in prison, y'know, like everyone else did years ago. Fuckers. Always someone else's fault, hey?!

To the ridiculously attractive man that noticed and smiled at me in the supermarket yesterday: Thank you. You made my Christmas and New Year! (Yes I know, the chances he sees this and understands that I'm the person he smiled at and we live happily ever after are around 0, but hey-ho!)

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Offered without comment. Well, OK, maybe the one comment about daily bellylaugh readers being so inbredibly brainwormed and toxic. You can figure out how it goes.

*Unless those children are: Disabled Neurodivergent Any skin colour that isn't white Born into poverty …Aaaaaand… LGBTQIA+ If your kids are anything but cishet, white, wealthy, able-bodied, and neurotypical then Bridgy P isn't interested unless we have a soylent green factory.

Petition to legislate misogyny as a hate crime: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

I see I've awoken this morning to the stench of desperation. Smells like the sewers are backed up, again, because someone's been wiping with the times. Huh. Congratulations to all involved in making them more worried, and here's to making them go full panic mode!

Big "arbeit macht frei" vibes from Touchy-Turtle there. Maybe we should consider first better medical support for people's physical and mental health, and mandate better workplace controls to protect vulnerable people from parasitic practices that only do further harm???

I see the racists are melting down over Sir Lenny Henry rightly + justly calling for ~£18trillion to be paid in reparations for the UKs part in slavery. The daily bellylaugh might spontaneously combust at the thought of, y'know, treating minorities as equals and deserving of financial reparation.

One month ago, the Supreme Court made a ruling that rolled back trans rights in the UK It made this decision without listening to a single trans voice Today, to mark the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia, we’re bringing those voices somewhere they can't miss them 🏳️‍⚧️

Breaking just now: Trans delegates at a Unison health conference event attended by Wes Streeting, have put up trans flags and banners attacking Wes streeting. We are trying to get details as soon as we can.

I've not been this invested in a story since… my first run of Sense8? The Good Place? Also, anyone else hear Lorenzo Music's voice at that part?? Or have I finally evaporated my last marble?

Climate scientists are under threat of arrest and deportation. Trans people are at risk of arrest, deportation, and worse. Minorities stand together. We are stronger together.

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the cinema as a kid. Yeah I'm *old* ☹️😂 Bonus: we even had a copy on pirated BetaMax whilst it was still on at the cinema.

Is it just me, or is Pete Buttigieg auditioning to be Harris' VP? IMO he's coming across as very Vice Presidential; easily taking no prisoners in media appearances In this race, I've not seen anyone else that's handling the media circus quite like Buttigieg. Maybe I'm wrong. I usually am.

VIVA LA INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION BABY!! To be fair, though, it's not the (auto) crafter I've been waiting 84 years for, it's the new Tuff and Copper blocks! That said, I have been jury-rigging some farms to immediately incorporate the crafter because I can.

I went Ancient City raiding yesterday and today 😬😬😬 Although I don't want to pee on any parades, I got 2 Silence Armour Trims in my 3rd city - literally the 1st chest I found had a trim. But then city 4 was just a "portal" with no chests 🙄🤷‍♂️ And 5th landed me 2 Ward trims.

My very objective measure that proves Samantha and Serena have grown significantly this last week is: "they're moar jiggily-jiggly-jiggles boingo-sproingo" (even when wearing a bra) (At least all the pain wasn't for nothing 🙄🤷‍♂️) (They're so hard to hide, now, *and still hurt* 😬💀)

I swear to She-Ra my boobs have grown a cup size this week alone. Just wanna say: Owwwwwwwwwwww my boobs hurt! They're really hurty-hurty! 😂😭

This will never not be heartwarming and wholesomely funny to me. IYKYK.

Joseph McCarthy: “listen i hear you but would you tone it down with this commie bashing shit it’s getting tedious”