I’m gonna steal the identity of so many birds this year.

Probably my favorite Mexican flavored animal themed Filipino puffed corn chip, but 26 just started so hang tight.

I bet iron chef Chen Kenichi was a really fun guy to slam a few beers with.

The 6th largest pyramid in the world is a Bass Pro Shop in Memphis Tennessee and I bet it’s super awesome.

I feel like the Ken Burns deep dive to Messugha Bloodstock Open Air 2023 full set transition should have been gated by a “did you have a bunch of Busch lites?” popup but youtube didn’t do that and now I’m not gonna fall asleep until like 1.

If you ask ChatGPT for “hot warhammer 40k” takes, and just randomly send them to Brendan, it gets him real fired up.

If you offer a delightful reasonably priced foot-long Italian beef, I’m gonna order that delightful, reasonably price, foot-long Italian beef. H/t Uptown Deli.

“If you give away chips, you get to eat all the leftover chips.” @salvadorcalvo.bsky.social

Let’s turn the farts up to 11 guys.

I’m starting to regret choosing accounting over rockstar or professional athlete.

Sometimes bad carne asada tacos are better than no tacos, and that’s a metaphor for a lot of things, including tacos.

He was my deck pal. He loved dill. We loved chilling together - me smoking and telling him about the day, him eating the dill. Now gone to a random bird or blown away in today’s storms, RIP caterpillar friend, may you find more dill in the great unknown.

It’s as advertised.

Everytime I interact with the TSA I get closer to losing myself in a vortex of hate.

This will be my greatest hunt @salvadorcalvo.bsky.social

I said, “Doctor! I’ve got a bad case of ‘ate too many of those alcohol soaked cherries.” And he said “get yourself one of those beefs.” So I did.

A modern man of industry.

Life got you down? Try sitting on a porch and/or deck and having a crisp macro lager post-sunset, but pre-bedtime.

Oh man those tariffs hit the Merks port wine spreadable cheese HARD.

@joshnoel.bsky.social just wrapped Malort: the book. Great read, but disproportionately upset that Sam seems to have gotten the short stick at the end. The man was the spirt of Malort and deserved more from CH and Pat in the grand scheme (imo). Also fun fact he owns Svengoolie’s fireplace.

🔊”Mertes imitation of a horn noise”🔈 @doritos.com you did it guys!

I’m not sure what to do here but it’s nontoxic so should probably just eat it.

Saw a cool bird this morning. Got that goal crossed off already this week so watch out world.

Talk me out of it.

My man is gonna get one of these overly entitled birds sooner or later.

So like…if I eat it?

Lil Baby is known for his inclusivity when it comes to chip flavors.

have a hot buttered rum and let it happen youtube.com/watch?v=53DQ...

@salvadorcalvo.bsky.social you can use this is as the back cover art for the upcoming CD release of “Dave Sings the Hits: feat. Dave”

“Gentlemen, you had my curiosity (spicy coating), now you have my attention (spicy dipping sauce).”

“Sure, it would be disgusting and perverted, and they would be shaming themselves and their loved ones. But under our system of government, it is their right to be barbarians.” - M. Royko

“No, I won't condemn anyone for putting ketchup on a hot dog. This is the land of the free. And if someone wants to put ketchup on a hot dog and actually eat the awful thing, that is their right.”