Anyone here follow #Palia official on Discord? Someone just said “Who here loves Lacie?” (A mod) I really had to stop myself from replying “Oh do shut up you vomit inducing sycophantic child!” My gob would destroy me if I let it

I just laughed far to loudly over this: What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies!

#Palia patch starts in 30 mins Might try for a nap to try and catch up on some of last nights sleep. Lol

Still fat, perimenopausal, tired, and shitty IBS. Was reading that a lot of people can be insulin resistant and calorie counting doesn’t help, more like what you’re eating. Need more single ingredient foods. Has anyone done this? If so, I could do with help on what meals to make #Insulin #Diet

Okay, so sensible times it is! Thank fuck!

Cus I was over anxious last night over the football and ASBO neighbours I didn’t sleep at all until like after 4:30am. They came in quietly. I was shocked. So now I’m running on virtually empty. Please fucking FIFA, have the next match at a sensible uk time

ASBO neighbours are silent. I think they’ve gone to one of the pubs staying open until it finishes. I can only hope when they get back they’re not arseholes. Some big hope

Even the US weather on 4th July said, fuck you, dickheads

Still 1 am? Bastards!

What zero respecting lout is going to care when pubs are open until 5am? Not to mention those at home keeping every other person awake with their noise who have jobs to go to in the morning FIFA are irresponsible No reason not to have a 9pm UK kickoff

How many Americans does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? One. And the rest of the world to revolve around them

@andrewmichael.bsky.social I’m quite unwell Andrew and they cause me a lot of anxiety and lack of sleep. It may seem mean, but we’ve gone through years of parties up to like 3am. They are 40 thinking they’re 20

Bastard ASBO neighbours were outside causing disruption, singing, being rowdy at 1am again. Recorded some. Thats two nights in a row. Tonight I’m expecting hell for the football. I’ll contact the police with the recordings on Monday as they need all incidents after the 11pm noice abatement notice

Mel Brooks is 100. America is 250 This is how young it is, historically, and why everywhere else doesn’t care You fucked it up, time to call it quits

America needs ending

When other peoples taste in music is so bad that you’d prefer to hear death metal

Power to the lights briefly just went out twice in ten minutes. UK, are you okay?

Happy American Independence Day to all who celebrate!🎆🎇

ASBO neighbours were up at 2am being loud with mates. I recorded some as police need evidence, but it’s borderline. 1am football match? Jeezus, I’m dreading it!

I can’t believe the FIFA stupidity of not having the England vs Mexico match Sunday evening as a planned change, rather than 1am Pubs are to be open until FIVE AM! Kids/workers won’t go the next day ITS NOT THE FINALE YOU WANKERS Non football fans will suffer again

Look lads, if you feel the need to throw your next matches I think the entire country would understand

To many Brits of a certain age, we know little of the Democratic Republic of the Congo, beyond the local folk legend that way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

So next it’ll be England vs Mexico? Wanted Mexico to go through for my friend so now I’ll hope for a draw. Lol

I could’ve sworn that there was something about England playing on 4th July and some chuckling going on. Did I dream it? Lol

There’s an extreme amount of male screaming and shouting going on somewhere outside Has England won? Didn’t think their next match was until Saturday

Is anyone collecting the new Mini Brands vinyl? I got the record player and one ball with the four records in, but I hate paying money to get dupes. I’ll likely end up getting some from eBay It’s basically a 90’s hitclip player

Big Trouble In Little China On next! One of my favourite movies

Ugh I’m angry! Fucking AI!! Trying to find a simple but good blemish removal for photos and everything is either paid (after trial) crap, or AI where I can’t manually edit it how I want! It never used to be this hard I’m limited with iPhone but everything I try doesn’t suit

First night since the heat that I’m actually going to sleep IN my bed rather than on top of it! Not had more than a few spots of rain but it’s much cooler, thankfully

So who had the forecasted thunder storms last night in the Uk? We didn’t And the heat seems not to be going away

Being very unpatriotic and hoping England lose cus the ASBO neighbours are in and shit will be occurring if we win for hours. I bloody hope not, but ugh! They don’t need an excuse

Been babysitting a big fat bee for the last hour who didn’t seem to be able to fly. Was walking its tiny legs off, so I put my hand down, let it walk into me and took it to where all the flowers are. It’s still being very dopey, but at least it has flowers and shade

How has it got hotter when it’s 6:30pm??

I’m a danger to myself I just ate nearly all of an onion Bhaji the size of a fist and now my guts are screaming #IBS #Gallstones

Someone said to him that he should’ve just been called ‘The Doctor’ of the university #DoctorWho

Why are my only romantic interests women a few years older than me, actresses, straight, married, and with kids. Not that this asexual would want to do anything other than to fawn over them and cuddle. lol. Hopeless

My brain is so fried I was wondering why I couldn’t see any posts about the England football match as it should be half time now ITS FRIDAY TODAY YOU NUMPTY LAURA!

If anyone in Europe is getting some rain, please send it Englands way once you’ve done with it Thanks very much

Once again a reminder that unless it’s a physical copy, you own nothing. You’re only renting it

This weather is going to kill some people in the uk. I know we can only do so much to help ourselves. I’d happily go lie in a supermarket freezer right now

Just dunked myself under the shower and less than 5 mins later I’m air dried. I wet my hair too, so at least that’s still wet

It’s that hot that I keep expecting to suddenly see an oasis appear Fuck off Liam and Noel! I need cold water!

I’m a human sweat fountain. It’s pouring off me! I’ve never known it to feel this bad

Anybody desperate? A bag of frozen peas applied to the groin area will rapidly cool your temperature, giving you much needed relief from this heat. It’ll also get you a lifetime ban from Tesco

This heat is hell! 10:30pm and it’s still like 26c + inside Showered twice, window and curtains are open, fan is on BUGGRIT

We need Steven Moffat back as showrunner! #DoctorWho

I haven’t touched my personal xtwitter for a year, my RP Missy for 2 years, other RP much longer, and my gaming one, sporadically but generally due to a game I’m playing I miss it but don’t actually want to go back. I was there for 17 YEARS! I miss Doctor Who roleplay but I don’t have the insp

Give all pensioners their winter fuel allowance back you Tory-lite mutherfucking Labour bastards

Just had to redo my parents electricity and gas tariff OFGEN 13% increase BASTARD TRUMP!!! Do we pick fixed price for a year or two? One cus we don’t know what’s going to happen. Do we pick variable? Fuck no! Most expensive. Do we change providers? Too old, not tech savvy, hate logins. Nope.