The only reason AI loves the em dash is it’s the only way to make your bullshit rambling a semi-coherent sentence

They’ve been playing the same solo for 45 minutes now and it keeps getting better

This session guitarist sure is earning his percentage of .003 cents oohwee

That was a very personal not tweet

I like when airport bars play hold music blues so you know you know to cut yourself off when you start bobbing your head

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 27, 1953p

I’m glad someone else is benefiting from this message, because I have since stopped stopping

Very funny to rollout an album called iceman with everything going on right now

Glad I don’t need to think about that anymore

An exhausting, wholly unfulfilling viewing experience every time

I’ve watched the first two minutes or so of the most recent episode at least three times

I have not encountered a form of media that can so consistently put me to sleep immediately than Invincible season 4

Incredible, I just had a thought so inconsequential that I came to post it here and realized halfway through typing it was too inconsequential even for this. The capabilities of the human mind are unfathomable

I bought an adult Lego set and man that shit sucked, legos are for kids, that was too hard and I get mad thinking about it

Welcome to Blue Sky dot com I think, where all the tweets or whatever are thoughts that weren’t interesting enough to text to anyone’s friend

Like why start a war over oil in the 20th century? Grow a brain and some balls, buy up all the alternative energy sources and make gasoline illegal

They’re not even doing any of this right, the second that man learned the Vatican City is a sovereign nation he should’ve started going on annexing it because the pope is American

The funniest thing Byron Allen ever did was just buy the Late Show time slot

This is the first college game I’ve watched and I genuinely feel bad for all of you who have surely seen that I’m sorry Sam Jackson commercial hundreds of times by now

Absolutely wild Magic Johnson had a talk show where his one job was to talk

How are the Cats doing?

I just now learned that Heath Ledger was Australian, that guy was an even better actor than I realized

Now that Jesse Jackson is dead Obama should grow a mustache

I feel like this goes against the entire ethos of the cat in the hat and I love it

I don’t get your jokes and I don’t WANT to either

Genuine question: Whose Spider-Mans is this??

It’s too many Spider-Mans

I think my least favorite sound in the big year of 2026 is cracking the plastic stalactites off your stupid bullshit when you take it out of the 3D printer

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 13,1961

Started a new list:

Crazy Bread gotta be one of the best named objects in history

Y’all just never stop posting It’s always posts posts posts some thoughts can just be thoughts I promise they are still valid if you don’t share every single one

You gotta check out the race simulation at MendozaLeague.com I’ve never been more jazzed for a baseball season

This is a really good website now mendozaleague.com

Hi, my name is your pal Dud Lawson and my favorite Balatro joker is “Egg”

Gotta say I am very proud of my fantasy baseball league’s website this season www.mendozaleague.com

I play wordle on extra hard mode and start with ALLEY every day

Incredible time to be alive, glad I live here

Met Gala theme: The Sandman (everyone dresses up as Adam Sandler)

“Academy Award-nominated recording artist Ice Spice”

Not using correct grammar unless someones paying me

New computer got a raw algorithm and the shit it’s spitting at me is fuckin wild

Live look in at me using Microsoft Word for the first time in years after only writing in The Notes App and Google docs:

It’s so cold my indoor plants are dying

These are some bad tweets

The other day a bunch of people on the train looked at me like I was crazy for yelling at a lady for smoking crack and switching cars, and not one of em made eye contact when I tried to give em a told you so after they got on my new car at the next stop

Dr Pepper really got bullied into paying $2M for the worst jingle ever written, real incredible times here

Reading Bugonia reviews on Letterboxd, getting Madder and Madder On Line every time I someone writes they liked everything but the ending

Yall seen that cat who does back flips

Can’t stop thinking about the seagull Cerberus in the Big Guy SpongeBob Pants Okay movie