So, I bought the Monster Munch Mayo everyone (well, me and one other) is talking about. I expected the worst; I got... something else entirely. The full taste test is on YouTube. Draw your own conclusions. https://youtu.be/OlrJUxgoLK4?si=EhKmstql6XJsh1Z7 #heinz #tastetest #britishfood […]

ngl fellas, pretty pleased with the dal I made this afternoon

Excellent news. My Google review of Hall Green Waitrose has been read by over 3000 people. Obviously, it shut down earlier this year, but it just goes to show that great content has a life of its own

We're VERY pleased to announce that we've been successful in our third funding round from @NGIZero! https://nlnet.nl/news/2025/20251127-45-NGI0-CommonsFund.html With that funding, next year we'll be working on: * built-in slicing and printing! (using existing systems and APIs, no wheel […]

Even when it's the worst cricket, Test cricket is the best cricket.

I'm not normally one to listen on shuffle, but I've just accidentally sequed from Jeffrey Lewis's You Don't Have To Be A Scientist To Do Experiments On Your Own Heart into Jesu's Silver, and, blimey. Glorious

Luckily I'm way too mature to snigger at the name of this metro station.

People should not "blindly trust" everything AI tools tell them, the boss of the company plastering the fucking "AI Overview" at the top of every search tells the BBC https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8drzv37z4jo

I think you'll like this one @andybalaam https://birmingham.jezuk.co.uk/forgejo/jez/rust-cell-lang/commit/3dc43710d4b29ed30b2df67125afc17a6ce06a7b

My beloved GPD Pocket 2 is dying. Does anyone have experience with Linux on the GPD Pocket 3 or 4? Does it work? Is it as lovely as my 2?

Well, this commit was far too big, and I apologise to everyone, in particular @andybalaam because I get on his case about this all the time, and to @RonJeffries and @GeePawHill because I should know better by now […]

Getting there ... https://birmingham.jezuk.co.uk/forgejo/jez/rust-cell-lang/commit/406b31568fc72fd278e59026fbdcaaa6d08ba680

Slightly ambiguous message from my manager "I'm sick, take today off" 🤔

Well this is a slice of fried gold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiOiWE8p-IE

That thing where you're on the cliff path with the dogs, a kilometre and a half from home, when you come over all weary.

Well, blimey

Hey friends, do you like holidays? Do you like walking? Do you have a dog? Do you like walking your dog while on holiday, maybe on a beach or up a hill? Then maybe you might like a stay in our barn. https://hescwmbarn.wales/

Been a bit rainy, lads

Great game of cricket. Terrific result. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ckgkzn4enqko

Hey friends, do you like holidays? Do you like walking? Do you have a dog? Do you like walking your dog while on holiday, maybe on a beach or up a hill? Then maybe you might like a stay in our barn. https://hescwmbarn.wales/

I'm watching some hockey from Australia, someone just described themself as a "New South Welshman", and it made my brain sort of stall

I think we all need to accept that Nightsleeper will turn out to be the TV high watermark of the twenty twenties

I'm reviewing conference proposals, and Jesus Christ it's like wading knee-deep through a river of dross panning for flecks of gold.

Just powered through a packet of Jammie Dodgers, lads

Thinking ahead to next year's ACCU Conference. Don't think I'll be submitting a talk, but maybe I should take a Carcassonne set?

Yea boy

Had to reboot my toilet #modernliving

OK I've fiddled with this silly JavaScript toy enough for now https://pikesley.codeberg.page/clock-of-clocks/

HE WILL NOT BE STOPPED! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvgkx7gy9l2o

What was AI supposed to be for again?

What have we done to deserve this?

Ring's enthusiasm for selling me more doorbells indicates their marketing team overestimates how many front doors people actually have

Eleven minutes late. Rack failure, Telehouse West

Managed to earworm myself into "As the actress said to the Bishop" and have put the cricket on. Cricket commentary: Good control of her length Me: As the actress said to the Bishop Cricket: Trying to get a better grip on that ball Me: As the actress said to the Bishop

Wet Leg - Live on KEXP https://youtube.com/watch?v=zIEZdq_25bs

Made a nut roast, like we're veggie hippies from the 1970s

@purplepadma I don't wish to brag, but this was delivered yesterday

Left at 10, home at 8. Ludicrous commitment to the bit 🏑

An offering?

@arthurwyatt If you hadn't already, consider the Tron Ares soundtrack approved 👍

Things you never expected to say - Solidarity with Gary Neville

@pikesley will

Love to be digging around in the database source code, lads

The wise man knows the best onion is not in another jar, but is the one about to be eaten. #pickledonionzen #pickledonions