runs for zack. things u love to see

actually if i were filibustering i would take out my phillies memes folder and next thing u know it would be 24 hrs later and I would only be on meme #582 out of #1151

if i were filibustering i would break the record by talking through the worst phillies losses of all time

EDMUNDO !!!!!!

clapping for the phillies in a padres bar

good for the phillies, my beloved team. more importantly i am in san Diego this week and an dressing as an imposter padres fan (wearing my hat) and those loser braves just lost bc of me. cheers y'all

i have no october weddings this year just saying

u know what i didn't miss the phillies at all

Our god has clocked in

CAN I GET A GO PHILS

good morning phillies fans

today was so fun. i am tipsy on miller lites. but u Will see me absolutely FUCKIN FERAL in the streets when my philadelphia phillies bring it down broad. i will wear a diaper

GO BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO BIRDS!!!!!!!

2 months ago I was summoned to jury duty for feb 10. i requested a deferral with the reason "birds might be in the super bowl". i figured the worst thing they could say was no. 4 weeks ago the beautiful court system approved my request. birds winning it all tomorrow i'll see u guys on broad

hi @phillies.com it's me baseballin'

i will not rest until i see taylor swift crying inside of a suite at caesars superdome cause her little boyfriends team got their asses beat by the philadelphia eagles

I like to consider myself a casual phillies fan