If anyone in the press pool needs ideas for questions, please ask him WTF this man’s bloated stomach, complete with the belly button that looks ready to explode, is doing next to his face. Decorum has left the building… 🤮

Happy Thursday! Drowsy Donald, the world’s most visible geriatric narcissist, can sleep anywhere during the day, as if he doesn’t have a care or responsibility in the entire world. Must be nice…🙄

With Trump’s corrupt DOJ under clouds of credibility issues, the Castro indictment raises serious doubts and other issues. Unfortunately, innocent Cubans are the ones caught in the crossfire. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

Major announcement expected from Attorney General Blanche regarding possible charges tied to Raúl Castro. If the Epstein files are any indication, the conduct of powerful billionaires and political figures may be far worse than the public has been led to believe.

Todd Blanche is a weasel and Senator Chris Van Hollen absolutely chewed him up and spit him out. Every Senator and member of Congress should push back exactly like this, with facts. Facts are pure venom to the MAG-publicans. youtu.be/v-Lo4wLcQrU?...

Congress can STOP this obscene payout. Contact your representatives today and tell them to get to work for you! Find your Rep here: www.house.gov/representati... apnews.com/article/trum...

Epstein’s 2017 email to Larry Summers: “I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body. So yes, dangerous.”

BAM! This all day!

Mark Cuban is proof that when a billionaire can’t beat ’em, they join ’em. Cuban climbed into the MAGA-fascist circus tent. Keep your meds Mark. Shame on you. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/technology/t...

This reef is near my home, where we frequently scuba dive. When I stand at the edge of the reef, I feel compelled to jump in, even without my dive gear. 😆 #landscapephotography #landscape #seascapephotography #seascape #naturephotography #nature #taiwan #asia #eastcoastkin #photography

Next on Kash’s itinerary: An overnight campout with live music, a bonfire, and cookout at the solemn Auschwitz historic site, because no place is too sacred for a MAGA to turn unspeakable human suffering into a beer and bourbon celebration.

Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.

U.S. Border Patrol Chief Michael Banks has resigned following allegations that he paid for sex with prostitutes while traveling in Colombia and Thailand and then boasted about the encounters to former and current employees. All of Trump’s picks are lowlifes. www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-borde...

At 33, Jack Schlossberg already comes across as sharp, articulate, and driven. Imagine a candidate people could trust not to lie, grift, or abuse political power for personal gain. If he were old enough to run for president, he’d have serious momentum. This is the energy Democrats need for 2028!

Melania passed on the China trip, confident that her husband invited enough family, handlers, and medical quacks to keep an eye on him. www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

How many key figures in China have read the unredacted Epstein files? 🤔 www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news...

While Americans hit record auto loan delinquencies and those carrying credit card debt are behind on rent and mortgage payments, this freeloader is busy abusing power and freeloading from the FBI director’s chair. Plenty of qualified people would be grateful for the job and handle it responsibly.

President Felon looks weak and rattled, with an awkward stance beside the composed confidence of President Xi Jinping, today in China.

Republican candidates need more than complaints about Governor Kotek to win votes. Oregon needs major infrastructure repairs and real solutions for the homeless-addiction crisis before cities can attract new businesses and jobs. We need to hear the plans. www.opb.org/article/2026...

Why isn’t Ava or Michael telling Jordan, Curtis, or Trina about the exclusive burn clinic in Europe that took away all of their burn scars?

The Cultural Landscape Foundation is suing the National Park Service and Department of the Interior over plans to coat the Reflecting Pool bright blue, arguing it would make one of America’s most iconic civic landmarks look like a giant motel swimming pool. www.politico.com/news/2026/05...

“Healthy as a horse” …in the sense that everyone nearby is quietly discussing pasture options.

Healthy as a horse in today’s presser… 🙄

Donald Trump is in conspicuously poor health. Americans have a right to know what exactly is causing the apparent decomposition of a sitting president and whether it’s deadly, contagious, treatable, or simply the natural progression of unchecked corruption and bogus health checkups. 🤢

In keeping with the ignorant, selfish MAGA-Republican agenda, America’s most prolific shitposter and convicted felon managed to wish a Happy Mother’s Day to absolutely no one. ☠️

Happy Friday! Wakeup!

Kash Patel’s expensive, personalized bourbon bottles, feature a Woodford Reserve imprint and are engraved with “Kash Patel FBI Director,” an FBI shield, and “Ka$h,” Patel’s preferred spelling of his name. An eagle clutching the shield displays a 9, referencing his place among FBI directors. 🙄

$38.00 for 12 rolls of paper towels from the bulk store. 🤢😢

Global Alarm: Many Human Rights Groups Issue U.S. Travel Warning Ahead of the World Cup. amsterdamnews.com/news/2026/04...

Howard Lutnick is a pathological liar. Trump would fire him if he heard this interview. Where are Lutnick’s consequences for lying under oath? www.instagram.com/reel/DYAfXKO...

"I believe American leadership, as represented by the American President, has to reflect a basic regard for human dignity and decency." - President Barack Obama

People don’t change. Baffling how anyone can place a vote for this level of xenophobia and obnoxiousness. 🤮

Who knew Chuck Schumer could slap back well? So he has it, he just needs to use it more often.

“The greatest style in the world is the most confident, understated style, which we call elegant or chic. Sánchez Bezos is neither. She’ll never be elegant, ever.” The ‘Bezos-Met Gala’ didn’t just miss, it flopped hard, like the tacky Trump-Kennedy Center. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

This Met Gala dress should win an award! 😻

While President Felon and his MAGA’s mock affordability, everyday Americans are being pushed to the brink, now forced to split skyrocketing rent just to keep a roof over their heads. www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

I 💙 NY

SNL’s Aziz Ansari as FBI Director, Kash Patel was spot on and hilarious. He wants credit for being the first Indian who is bad at their job!🤣

President Felon may have dozed off at the podium last night while dancing to Macho Man in The Villages. 🙄

‘Leaving MAGA’ is a trending, organized effort featuring billboards and social media hashtags aimed at providing a "safe landing" for individuals, particularly in swing-state Pennsylvania and Iowa, to leave the Donald Trump-aligned movement. actionnetwork.org/groups/leavi...

All of it, but the floatie especially… 🤣

PSA for wayward MAGA’s. Send to anyone who is in need of help! Wonder if they do interventions. Leavingmaga.org

The Oval Office looks abused and it’s hard to look at the damage the current occupant has caused. The White House isn’t a president’s personal property, and like any tenant of We The People, he should be held financially responsible for restoring it to its original, clean, respectable condition.

President Felon sits there concealing his rotting hand, squinty albino rodent eyes, spitting saliva everywhere, visibly delirious, questioning people’s IQ, threatening political opponents, and somehow he’s the strangest color yet and not one question asked about his poor health.

He’s always posting photos of himself looking like he’s struggling with stomach cramps.

SCOTUS and the Felon Administration Reveal Their True Colors

64% of Americans disapprove of President Felon and its carrying over to 6 key races in several states! Americans site Felon’s caustic behavior and incompetence, the USA war with Iran, rising grocery and gas prices and lack of employment opps. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Fire Scott Jennings. CNN is handing a megaphone to a commentator spewing false claims about Democrats and misrepresenting the facts around Trump’s shootings. This isn’t analysis, it’s reckless misinformation that inflames tensions. MAGA people love to encourage violence and it’s wrong. #FireJennings

President Felon doesn’t just tolerate mediocrity in his administration, he embraces worse – incompetence, ingratitude, and people who inflate their own importance without putting in the work. It’s the kind of pattern that will define his legacy and be studied long after he’s gone.