Wonky Eyes Patel is literally asleep at the wheel in the middle of a live press conference. Peak professionalism.

50 Cent: You can find me in the club, with a bottle full of Diddy whoop-ass! www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

Pardonapalooza: The Biggest Screwups Get the Royal Pig Nod

Where’s the real media? They ignore this old moron’s constant narcolepsy, parroting bastardized reports from his witch doctors. And where’s the journalistic decency, not questioning his racist rants toward Somalians? Call King Pig out or burn your press passes. people.com/donald-trump...

This geriatric narcoleptic nodded off in his Cabinet meeting, then jolted awake to unleash baseless attacks on Somali communities and take a swipe at Ilhan Omar. Stephen Miller may be absent from this sick soirée, but his toxic influence fuels this unfit president. www.unilad.com/news/us-news...

The president insists affordability is meaningless. He’s a clueless liar. The word ‘affordability’ is considered 7th grade reading level. Definition: Affordability (noun) – the quality of being inexpensive enough that most people have the financial means to buy or pay for something.

How did nobody give him a quick smack in the head once he nodded off?

It’s true! 🤣

Two weeks ago it was ‘Quiet Piggy.’ A few days later it was ‘You’re a stupid person.’ Yesterday, he called Tim Walz ‘seriously ret***ed,’ and today Ilhan Omar is ‘garbage.’ We have an unhinged, geriatric lunatic running the United States.

For once, I’d love the press to call this out and ask him why he’s nodding off. What’s going on with him that he does this everywhere he goes? If he wants to rest he should resign.

This president is essentially TV-MA at this point. No one under 17 should be exposed to his xenophobic stream of consciousness. Might as well bleep him out and blue-dot the whole repulsive face.

He just called Ilan Omar garbage and admitted he doesn’t want Somalians in ‘our’ country. STOP COVERING HIM. 🤬

President Full Of It: Keep your questions short, your words shorter, and scream loudly at my hard of hearing ass glued to my death chair so I don’t have to think too much.

You know you’re in Portland when the local newscaster pauses mid-sentence to say, “Hold on, wait, what day is it? Tuesday? Okay. We’ll cover this after the break!”

Bringing this to my bottom surgeon

A Scorpionfish!

So Chase cooked the Q's first edible Thanksgiving meal in 50 years only for Olivia to donate all of it to GH as thanks for Ned surviving the angioplasty. STOP IT. 🤭 #GH

@maddow.bsky.social you can say PR The Band. I know, I know, I just can't...

Revenge of the 20-Gallon Mayonnaise Jars! (Coming Soon To A Theater Near You)

Even Elizabeth’s family couldn’t stand Andrei. He’s belligerent, thinks he knows everything, disrespects women and occasionally men too. He’s in the same sewer as Adnan, a vile human being. Unlike Adnan, he doesn’t exhibit antisemitism, but his misogyny is unmistakable. #90DayFiance

The ‘R-word’ for 75% of Americans is Republican. Shame on this despicable excuse for a human being, what a complete waste of life. people.com/donald-trump...

If The Corrupt King was profiting from the illegal drug trade, South America would be “safe” and it would be business as usual. #Facts www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...

Whiskey Pete 🥃 and President Felon are both war criminals if this is true. #Disgusting www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

A law should exist banning cooking shows narrated in a nasally, exaggerated Midwestern accent mixed with an annoyingly fake baby voice. #GetReal 😑

Q: Will you go to the funeral? President Narcissistic Slob: “You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere…” www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...

Organizers said the protest was prompted by Apple removing the app ICEBlock – which warns communities of ICE operations happening in real time – from their app store. https://www.koin.com/news/portland/dozens-protest-apples-removal-of-ice-warning-app-outside-downtown-portland-store/?cid=bluesky_ 

Thanksgiving 2025 hits with irony, and gratitude feels impossible in a nation circling the drain. Prices are beyond absurd, the government is menacing, the atmosphere apocalyptic, and the mood is one collective, angry eye-roll.

Wait… did anyone else know Mike Johnson has a Grindr profile? I always thought that was a gay dating app. Shocking how no one in that felonious administration seems honest.

Both National Guardsmen are now dead. Deepest condolences to their loved ones. Their sacrifice shows the Guard is for serious threats, not frivolous deployments and it’s a failure that falls squarely on the President, who has no conscience.

Kristi Noem should resign immediately and face criminal charges. www.iheart.com/content/2025...

Oregon Holiday PSA: It is illegal to hunt in a cemetery. If you’re packing heat in a graveyard, you’re one peppermint schnapps away from a felony and an awkward mugshot. And just who was the overachiever that prompted this law? 🤣 🌲 #Portland

Sean Duffy, ex-congressman and reality TV wannabe, seems to have realized that being a MAGA secretary is a fast track to irrelevance – so why not pivot and sashay to Queer Eye and sell life advice? 😹 thehill.com/regulation/t...

Scrolling Bluesky instead of working when the TV announces ‘Checking For Chronic Wasting Disease.’ Clearly this is 100% about me.

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This is what we need more of from elected officials. Gloves off time.

Spot on! 😹😹

Remove The Regime Rally and on November 20, 2025, Rep. Al Green told reporters on Capitol Hill: “There will be articles of impeachment filed before the Christmas break, this I will pledge to you.”

🚫 Nope.

@yvalarevolution.bsky.social Happy Saturday! Ran across this in the What’s Cooking Feed. #BriocheQueen 😹

Paging Laura Loomer: Now that the noose, swastika, and Confederate flag have been rebranded as MAGA happy feel-good symbols, you’d think it would trigger at least one of your signature outbursts. What’s the delay? You alright?

When Republicans refuse to condemn nooses and swastikas as hate symbols, it’s clear the party has lost its moral legitimacy and must be voted out of power. We need to rise up and demand real accountability, including resignations and impeachment where warranted.

Kristi Noem has embraced Nazi-style rhetoric and positions that echo the ugliest strains of extremist, hate-fueled ideology. Her conduct is dangerous and disqualifying. Join me in demanding her immediate resignation. #ResignNaziNoem www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Racist MAGA Stooge 👇🚫

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Imagine being president and vice president and so universally loathed that a Republican legend shuts the door on you even in death. That’s a level of garbage you only earn by being relentlessly toxic and corrupt. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-snubbe...

We need a National Quiet The Oink March, a day for the nation to call for the resignation of Donald J Oink

President Piggy, shoveling down a pork chop on a stick. You couldn’t script a more on-brand spectacle.