Insta swifties pissing me off saying the title track is too theatrical … It’s called the life of a SHOWGIRL… it’s going to have theatre concepts!!! WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WOULD HAVE???

WAKE IT UP!!!!!

I will say I feel relieved knowing I won’t have to rearrange my top 5 😊

Let me clarify I’m not a super pop girlie I prefer acoustic and alt but if I WERE a pop girlie TLOAS would be top 5

Is it a top 5 album? No. And that’s okay. It’s still a fun album! And I’ll bop my lil tortured poets ass to the beat !

In no particular order (yet) and subject to change: Eldest daughter The fate of Ophelia Wood Cancelled Opalite

This prediction was a clownery

Unfortunately I stand by this however it is still top 5 on the album

Trying to determine my top 5 this is hard as shit bc they’re all bops

the smallest man who ever lived // honey

I’m still a tortured poet but I’ll still shake ass

People who don’t like lyrics to eldest daughter are the same ones who hated vigilante shit and then when eras hit LOOOOOVED it y’all piss me off let the girl write what she fucking wants

I don’t care enough about Blake lively to care who cancelled is about like idc babes it’s just a cool song

MY PINK VINYL DELIVERED

I can’t relate bc I’m still a tortured poet but you can be damn sure I’m shaking my depressed ass

Taylor said if I were a man to I AM the man lmaooooo

Everyone hating this album. We are SO back. Yall get tf outta here so i can afford tickets

My god the album is just fun?? Do y’all WANT Taylor to be depressed and continue writing about killing herself? Jesus

What if Trav is in the MV?

me listening to the life of a showgirl rn

I'll be your father figure I drink that brown liquor I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger YOU CAN’T TELL ME THIS ISN’T ABOUT HER GETTING HER MASTERS BACK!!!!!!!

My two cents on the album, A thread 🧵

📈| The Life Of A Showgirl has already broken the record for most streamed album in a single day!

WAIT 2 exit signs Showgirls perform, exit, then perform again for encore. Then exit second time. This is it right???

“I didn’t know what i would want but he did” 🥹

More Taylor photos

“I protect the family”

To go from "would it be enough if I could never give you peace" To "this is just a storm in a teacup babe, shelter here with me" I'm SOBBING

FUCK

What I love most is how DIFFERENT it is like it’s so outside of her comfort zone I think and I LOVE that

All self written too I fucking love that

Fate of Ophelia is my fave on first listen

DONE AND OMFG SO GOOD

FUCK ME RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP ?

So far it’s all self written omg

AND I CANT HAVE FUN IF I CANT HAVE YOU

IT SOUNDS SO GOOD

HOLY SHIT

STILL CANT LISTEN WTF LETS GOOOO

AAAAHHHHHH

ANY MIN

it was legendary it was momentary 🤍🪶

One last time!!! My top 5 from TTPD standard 🤍and TTPD anthology 🖤 🤍 I Can Do It With A Broken Heart The Tortured Poets Department The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys So Long, London 🖤 Peter The Prophecy How Did It End? The Black Dog So High School

I would change my layout to be showgirl but it’s my identity at this point so

I’M READY

Mail man will HATE me

Couldn’t find an orange top to wear tomorrow to work am I still a swiftie lmaooooo

NEW TAYLOR MUSIC IN JUST A FEW MORE HOURS

cowgirl 🤠 showgirl 💃🏻

I get to leave at 4:30 today!!