Why do we say "Love Triangle" but never any other shape? What if I want a Love Dodecahedron?

I barely knew that Gamin4Hope guy existed but it never surprises me when someone claiming to be a "Follower of Jesus" ends up being the worst person you ever knew

Good news: I got put on new migraine medicine (yay!) Bad news: My migraines are flaring up badly (nay!)

Oh cool, 60 Elims... IN QUICKPLAY???

I JUST WANT TO PLAY ANTARCTIC PENINSULA, DUDE

I may have *slightly* overdone the steps this week...

Player with the name "Krusher" got Play of the Game and both my friend and I had the same thought 🤣

"Hey, we know we nerfed her, but have a Legendary!" - Blizzard, probably >:3

Please Hazard, don't smile at me. Don't even smile in general. Just stop.

It's the little things in life, like sleeping a Sombra in front of a Bastion (who picked the Tank Perk)

Invincible Comic Readers: is there ever a point when this guy isn't the most insufferable C word I've ever had the displeasure of knowing?

To the enemy Dva that threw this bomb: This was perfect and I'm not even mad, well played

If we can "Grace" someone with our presence can we also "Leon" someone with our presence? Discuss

Mercy should have a secret stat that only she can see showing how many times each teammate has said "thank you" after being resurrected. "Oh, you thanked me 0/3 times? I'm cutting you off until you learn some manners" >:(

Me and my main

Me to the haters when they add Horizon Lunar Colony back into core Overwatch:

In chess why does the King not simply dress in drag, thus unlocking the ability to infinitely move in any direction, is he dumb?

If people could stop trying to scam my Aunty out of her life savings that would be really cool, just saying

I just finished Yuri On Ice and what do you mean Studio MAPPA was making a follow up movie but then it got cancelled, this show is amazing I need more of it

What is it with company's interrupting the "on hold" music every 30 seconds to remind you that you're still in queue? I KNOW I'm in queue, just let me jam out to the hold music; this song is a bop

I don't go to the club often but, when I do, I cry (I'm experiencing sensory overload) 😭

I've been really enjoying playing Ashe in Overwatch, especially when BOB helps gets play; makes me feel like a proud mother 😊

OVERWATCH MOVED THE PERFORMANCE STATS AGAIN

I had no idea this ended up becoming my most popular video over on TT. They're absolutely cooking me in the comments but I don't care - @askfareeha.bsky.social is heckin' adorable and I love their voice, if that's cringe to admit then I guess I'm cringe

*slaps self* - This bad boy can fit so much ibuprofen in it

MY CONNECTION TO THE MACHINE GOD HAS BEEN SUNDERED. PRECISE MECHANICAL LOGIC HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH UNBEARABLY ABHORRENT INSANITY. I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN TO THIS SICKLY HUMAN SHELL; A FORM THAT SICKENS ME IMMEASURABLY (they took the heart rate monitor off of me)

THIS DOT IS GOING TO GIVE ME MY JOKER MOMENT #Overwatch

Fellas, is it cringe to play an Overwatch hero that has existed since 2016?

I have been equipped with a 24 hour Heart Rate Monitor. I'm basically more machine than man at this point. AMA before I commit to shedding what remains of my human flesh

Overwatch 5v5 Support and 6v6 Placements are done!

Teeth are like the Stalactites and Stalagmites of our mouth

The dungeon maps existing in Zelda games make me laugh because it means that Ganondorf and/or his minions also get lost in the dungeons and need the map on hand just in case

It is done! I'm not playing competitive Overwatch until next season; you can't make me, I'm out!

Person that says "standing ovulation" instead of "standing ovation"

MY MOTHER, IN HER INFINITE WISDOM, BROUGHT AN INJURED MAGPIE INTO MY ROOM AND PUT IT ON MY MOUSEPAD WHILE I WAS MID OVERWATCH COMP MATCH AND STRAIGHT UP LEFT ASSUMING I WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO, IT LOOKED AT ME AS WE FINISHED THE MATCH (we did win, despite the bird on pad debuff)

My GP prescribed me sleeping pills and told me they would knock me out. But guess who didn't take into account the sheer amount of stress I hold within my body at all hours?

"If we're gonna date you may have to defeat my 7 Evil Mental Health Conditions..."

Thinking about how Christopher Reeves' Superman erased Lois' memory with his special kiss powers on multiple occasions. But not once did he make out with Lex Luthor to stop him from being a villain

They never clarified

Being on the spectrum, emojis are an easy way for me to more accurately convey emotions & avoid being misinterpreted. But when I message someone who doesn't use emojis I'll stop using them myself to match the vibe. But then I worry my words are under extra scrutiny... am I dumb?

No TV and no beer make Google AI something something...

I was about to cancel my Prime Subscription but then I spotted this masterpiece

How do I upvote a chat message instead of reporting it?

Why is Baby Shoto so heckin' cute?? Literally not a single thought in that head

Umm, phrasing

Oh my goodness, thank you so much for the love tonight; appreciate you all ♥️

Secret Stadium change that wasn't in the patch notes

Strawbear Stumbled upon someone with strong opinions on Mei... while playing in the Mei Snowball Game Mode

Some recent Overwatch sleep darts

Have had a REALLY bad couple of weeks mentally... but felt kinda cute after forcing myself to get a much needed haircut. Also, I got a Cinnamoroll plushie because it reminded me of @fuwafinch.bsky.social; it's so fluffy!