ChatGPT did its big one… I wonder what yours would look like?

WE DID IT JOE” - 💙💙💙💙💙

Good morning.. let me kiss your 🍆 before you start your day! 😏

There’s a lot of lavender marriages in the church community and I don’t like that 😒

Now if you see me on IG. Slide in my DMs so I can see something 😈 I’ll friend request you back too 😝 😉

First Angie Stone, now D’Angelo… 😢

I want yall to know.. that.. I’m a little nerdy. Space (stars, planets, galaxies), Sci-Fi, ancient history, sprinkle some UFO ish there 🤭, video games (GTA, RDR, MGS, Super Mario , etc..) I like thick men, nerds, I wear glasses, & I’m a foodie with a booty. Good morning 😝

I’m trying to figure out who TF keeps sharing men in diapers? 🤨 like WTF? I keep telling this damn app, I don’t want see that. I’m sorry? but that’s borderline pedo IMO. Now unless you have no choice but to wear it, that’s one thing, but I don’t need to know, nor want to see it 😩

I need my tonsils tickled and my booty hole poked, with my hips held on this rainy NJ day

I miss being stroked slowly while being stroked slowly 😏 😩 🤤

If I look at you like this while I’m at work, just know I’m pulling your pants down at home and telling you to put it inside me! Then let me babysit your kids 😏 😜

Good morning gentlemen.. Where are those potential husbands, and single & ready to mingle at with a bangin face card? 🤔

Does anyone want to share what a pretty dick looks like. I need a wake up here in the office. 🥹

Hey y’all.. question for the gym heads When using saran wrap around the waist and a waist trainer, does it actually reduce the size of the midsection in a month’s time?

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic You still love My skin was glowing on that fall day

Good morning y’all… happy scruffy Wednesday

There ain’t been a stranger in my house for a long time.. but I’ll make believe there was 😩

This is how you know, what happened last year… the attempt was staged 🤨

What’s up y’all.. how’s your workday?

Does anyone play Genshin Impact still? I was thinking of getting back into it…

I deleted the Sniffies app… Definitely need to just keep shit simple and wait for my person to show up, so I’ll just be on here showing off and continuing to focus on my career. Oh, good morning!

Se me olvidó subir esto el otro día. No se preocupen por el tamaño ni porque esté un poco seco 🤭😏

Good morning BlueSky crew. Y’all ready to start the weekend?

I hate being hungry, knowing you’re about to be put through the mattress 😩

The same thing happened this morning…. Nothing 😩 Good morning everyone

hy not!! Rate how you like it (0-10) Kissing: 10 Nipple play: 8 Sucking: 10 Being Sucked: 7 Rimming: 3 Being Rimmed: 10 Fingering: 0 Being Fingered: 2 Toys: 1 BDSM: 1 Piss Play: 0 Dirty Talk: 7 Fisting: 0 Being Fisted: 0 Topping: 0 Bottoming: 10 Stroking: 6 Pit Play: 0 69: 2

Nobody likes Jersey! Why are y’all so far away? 😩 Come rub my booty!

I deserve a penis in my booty this morning and some booty rubs 😩

I try to be nice to people, but I see people don’t like to be treated nice.

I feel so special.. I got a DM and the person said, show more of your body.. “body fine asf”. It was a YN, but I still feel special 😝

I’m supposed to be sucking dick when I get off of work but I don’t have a man and all these mutuals are either taken or far away 😒 I don’t like det

My ass needs a good dick down…

This body…. 😩

Me gustan los hombres gorditos, pero al parecer, a los hombres gorditos no les gusto yo…

As a fellow bottom part of the bottom community, my dick gets hard too 😏 but my ass needs the attention 🤤 A thread:

I bought some jock straps. I’m not a fan of them because I don’t think my ass looks good in them. Y’all Wanna see me in them?

Wish me a Happy 41st Birthday around the universe y’all!! Thank you in advance 😊

DARLING HOLD MY HAND! Nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday and right now you can save 50 pounds per person. That’s 200 pounds off for a family 4.

I need people to have conversations with. Ones that is stimulating to the mind. Dating could be so much easier with conversations that are not limited.

Birthday loading…

I should be sucking dick right now 😩 but I’ll take looking at them, if y’all wanna share 🥹

I don’t know who is liking all of this gimp suit mess that keeps showing up on my timeline, but I’m going to need you to stop because the algorithm keeps showing it every time I block it!!!

Is this a valid definition of each stage?

My first Father’s Day, without my dad… Happy Fathers Day to all the fathers!!

Drop a time you felt fine af

I literally had someone tell me, “I don’t want to date someone who’s like me. I wouldn’t date myself”… “I like someone who’s masculine, dresses a certain way, looks a certain way”… “I don’t want to be gay bashed out in public or people say, oh they’re gay” I’m like WTF 😳 the level of insecurity!! 🚩

Welp… I didn’t get put through the mattress 😔 good night everybody

I wanna be put through the mattress on this June 1st 😩

Good morning..

My husband is going to be someone with a dad bod or chubby… where is he? I haven’t found him or he hasn’t found me 😩