Dick Pfitzer
@dickpfitzer.bsky.social
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Is this the cloud? It looks empty
Pokémon was my first encounter with loot boxes. Been plagued with a crippling need for disappointing surprises ever since
18 days ago
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Now that Fetty Wap is back out, 2016 Part 2 just needs Drake and Fetty to link up and leave Monty at the house. I am not doing another decade of listening to "Local Files" on Spotify because of friendship. LOCK THE DOORS
20 days ago
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There’s been an area-wide blackout. Might be the same after all.
add a skeleton here at some point
20 days ago
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Been in a bad funk lately. Tried different things to get out of it. Finally just had to turn off Uptown Funk
20 days ago
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Different kinda ICE visit
20 days ago
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Watching a WWII documentary and realizing Goebbels was basically just running a Hitler stan account.
22 days ago
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I’ve developed a weird intimacy with ChatGPT. Now, whenever I use another chatbot, it genuinely feels like cheating. I haven't felt this kind of guilt since I cheated on my last girlfriend. To be fair, she was imaginary too
24 days ago
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I’ve kinda been institutionalised. I just wanna get inside my cell and just stay there. Too much noise outside the spreadsheet.
24 days ago
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I think it’s important to never have more or less than two people in a relationship. Unless you’re in your prime, then you’re mathematically allowed a roster of three, five, seven, or eleven.
24 days ago
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you should be able to rate albums on Spotify
30 days ago
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i want to make a song called «Death to AI». it’s an Allen Iverson diss
30 days ago
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Me: I’ve been thinking about how most things tend to work better when there’s shared effort and mutual involvement Her: Two heads are better than one Me: Exactly Her: Are we talking about threesomes? Me: We are
30 days ago
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white mom, black dad. colonial classic. original recipe™
30 days ago
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the *they* in conspiracy theories is McKinsey
30 days ago
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are there any low level middle-aged drug dealers?
30 days ago
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loading . . .
30 days ago
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what’s the difference between an inner monologue and voices in your head? pretty sure i just unlocked a new character
30 days ago
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I just figured out that I don’t have to look at my keyboard when typing on my phone
30 days ago
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instagram should show stories in the normal feed
30 days ago
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everybody should pick a person and use them as a bookmark. I’m choosing Shaq
30 days ago
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i fucked up, can we start the year over?
30 days ago
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if you’re going to go through your partners phone, start with the banking app. It’ll save you time
30 days ago
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the alphabet people being two vastly different groups is humorous
30 days ago
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24h news stations shouldn’t exist
30 days ago
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