For me, impossible

It’s 1960s Japan and I’m taking every paracetamol I find off the street as god intended #SilentHillf

Me when a tiny Metal Gear REX 🥹

Already in town so I might as well

Like if u got sent to heaben today

“The people running the country aren’t doing a very good job” says the one running the country

a new look at Hideo Kojima's OD (Unreal Engine)

Kojima's Physint visual art revealed. Game is still in conceptual stages

I heard they’re making a train that goes 99999mph but you arrive as a puddle of blood

Rapture tomorrow

If Coco the Clown helped create Ronald McDonald who the fuck did they consult for Grimace?

If you lose a date on Bumble it should say “You fumbled a Bumble!”

Since Jerry left the company I will now refer to Ben & Jerry’s as Ben’s

Apparently in WW2 they gave soldiers on both sides a day off at Christmas to play football. I’d rather them shoot me

Now that phones are cordless what the heck am I supposed to twirl when a cute boy calls me

Full of cheese

Michelin inspector: “This steak tastes like a car tire. Perfect!”

I don’t like polyurethane leather because it smells PU *pinches nose*

Yoda when he is in a life-threatening situation: “Shit, oh”

Macro-glancing: when an actor stares into the lens constantly and ruins all the footage

I figured it out; I do not enjoy the act of roleplaying (ttrpg, text based, etc.) What I DO enjoy is creating assets and worlds FOR rp. In other words; hire me for your ttrpgs

I wanna grow some crystals

Can I eat them

Limey reminder that ur phone sirens will go off in like 30 mins because the guvment r dickheds

Ok sugar consumed how do I activate the hyperactive engine in my bloodstream hrnnuughh

Just heard of this new band, love ‘em already that went hard

I’ve listened to all 3 of these musicians at different times and enjoy their collab! This’ll be big

I smell like bœuf . . .

Wise mentor: “You are my grandest disciple. You have mastered the art of sarcasm” “Sure I have” 🙄

AuGHOST 2025 (finale) #AuGHOST #AuGHOST2025 Thank you for the ♥️s !

AuGHOST 2025 // D31: Triumphant #AuGHOST #AuGHOST2025

I didn’t know Frankenstein was British that explains the gaunt eyes

Can big spiders stop infiltrating my goddamn home please

AuGHOST 2025 // D30: Flip #AuGHOST #AuGHOST2025

AuGHOST 2025 // D29: Dissipate #AuGHOST #AuGHOST2025

Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater - Delta collector’s edition (UK) 📦❗️🐍 #MetalGearSolid #MGSDelta

❗️OVERSTOCK/RESTOCK ALERT ❗️ Metal Gear Solid 6LP and 2LP going back on-sale TOMORROW Friday 29th August 2025 17:00 CEST | 16:00 BST | 11:00 EDT | 08:00 PDT Limited Edition 6LP box set available in small quantities – especially low stock on Rest of World store.

Slept for 12 hours n woke up with a nosebleed. Must have been my brain’s way of thanking me !

AuGHOST 2025 // D28: Ruckus #AuGHOST #AuGHOST2025

I’ve spent the last 30 minutes photoshopping my boomer uncle that I hate into shitposts

*sketchbooks + drink on counter* Stinky idiot: “i don’t like that drink” Me: “ok” Stinky: “what are u drawin?” Me: “the drink” Stinky: “bwahaha! u should draw stuff like THIS” *points at his tattoo of Guts from Berserk* Me: “Berserk” Stinky: “huh?? you knew? most people don’t know who that is”

AuGHOST 2025 // D27: Brood #AuGHOST #AuGHOST2025