The weekend was spent cleaning and cooking 😊

Feeling cute

Just need a $200 Best Buy gift card 🥹 marigoldgift.com/maemadison/w...

Croatia was a dream! I need to go back soon!

Byyyyeeeee!! I’ll be back taking bookings on the 16th 😘

I’ll be out of the country April 7th til the 15th! Last weekend to book me until mid April!!

It’s officially hard nipples in the MTA air conditioning weather

Returning an expensive dress cause I found a better dress for $16 #ForeverFrugal 💅🏻

Feeling like I’m on Love is Blind iykyk

When filling out my booking form please double check that you put down your correct e-mail. I’ve had two different bounce backs this week

Come fuck with this art

God bless Tiger Balm. A true miracle worker 🫡

Truly a mature provider cause I throw out my back and will be taking the rest of the week off Schedule will be back open on Monday. Until then I will be with my theragun and heating pad 😘

Convinced I would be a great housewife (if you like being high)

I love when I explain my current astrology to my therapist and she replied “woah!” 

Life is hectic but you deserve moments of joy and connection

*Coke Bottle Emoji* 🍾

I know I talk too much cause a dental cleaning is goddamn torture

Waiting for the snow

After many happy years together my TV has officially passed away. R.I.P. 😩

Just came to attention that my booking form hasn’t been working. It’s all fixed now!! Reach out again if you didn’t hear back from me! 😘

Wearing shape wear as underwear so today is laundry day

*dutch oven Don’t post while high 😂

I’m in Tarrytown Saturday morning/early afternoon. Let’s hang!

Book the carefree companionship you deserve

I’m going on a date to this live music tonight and I’m so excited! There’s nothing better than sipping a drink, cuddled up, listening to good music

Parasocial relationships are fun but nothing beats the real thing 😉

Been a little MIA on here but I’m still taking bookings. Just been busy using my new crockpot to death. I made bread! (And stew. And a pot roast)

Want to make sure I’m extra cozy this winter? Get me these Bombas Slippers off my wishlist 😊 If you ask I’ll even wear nothing but them next time we meet LOL 😉 marigoldgift.com/maemadison/w...

Decorating my tree today! Happy Holidays!

Delaware you were a dream! Now I’m off to meditate in the woods. I’ll be back to answering message on Sunday! 🧘‍♀️

Heading to Wilmington, DE today on my way to a meditation retreat. I’ll be available for bookings through Wednesday. Sneak away from the family and spend some time with me 😊 #Wilmington #Delaware #GFE #FBSM

Good morning 🌞

My protonmail e-mail address got deactivated by mistake. Working on getting it back. If you e-mailed me in the last 12 hours I did not get it

Today I got high and watched The Minority Report. How was your Saturday?

#Chicago tomorrow is my last day in the Midwest and I have times available. Come warm up with me!

#Milwaukee I’m having a lovely time! I still have time tomorrow up til 1pm, Sunday 11/9 evening and Monday 11/10 in the morning Come see me 😉

Fuck yeah NYC! Let’s go!!!

By the way I’m now offering bodywork sessions www.maemadison.com/bodywork

Literally the best gifts to wake up to!!! Happy Halloween/Happy Samhain!! 🎃🧙‍♀️

Fuck me these are amazing!

Not sure what’s going on lately but let me be clear: I do not sext I do not sext before meeting I do not sext after meeting I do not sext years after Do not hit me up with vulgar texts. Book me and we’ll be vulgar together face to face

I have an opportunity to be in Philly this weekend. Any takers? I won’t be going without any pre-bookings #philly #gfe #philadelphia

Perfect on a chilly morning

Nothing like waking up at 1pm after a fun night 😜

New substack: The Anticipation of A Date... open.substack.com/pub/maemadis...

Nail appointment tomorrow and I’m lacking all inspiration. Someone give me a color! (Current have dark red)

Nooooooo!!! My Sonicare toothbrush stopped working 😩

Throwback to 2021

Give me all your spooky book recommendations!