Vom. #thearchers

The Met Office has issued an Amber Warning. I hope they have informed #thearchers

This ruling is a joke. PPE Medpro will go bankrupt and the Government won't get a penny. Michelle Mone should have to pay the £122m personally. RT if you want to see her pay it all back.

Lovely interaction between Brad and George re Bartleby. You can tell @keridavies.bsky.social is in charge this week. #thearchers

I’m glad #thearchers wheeled in @keridavies.bsky.social to write such a momentous SL as the demise of Bartleby.

Once in Ambridge ambition dies a death. #thearchers

A few apples at Malvern Autumn Show. Smells gorgeous. It’s a lovely day out.

Reality and George have never been on intimate terms. #thearchers

Picked these just now. #Dahlias

Is this week’s #thearchers written by a vicar?

Spindleberry. #Autumn

Typical anodyne Sunday ep so far. #thearchers

The saintly Ben seems to have been cast as the Ambridge therapist on the strength of a nursing degree. #thearchers

Daughter staying at Cliveden. Trying to explain the Profumo Affair in WhatsApp posts is not easy. #history

9am on a lovely day. Not called morning glory for nothing.

Dahlia Art Deco gone rogue with the colours. #dahlias

I still reckon Ed and Fallon will end up together at some point. #thearchers

A nice reflective ep. #thearchers

This is no better than last week. Vacuous stuff. #thearchers

Maybe Facebook types doing a little slumming with us. #thearchers

In that case can they stop talking about cricket. #thearchers

It’s obvious what happens next, Stella ditches Plop and keeps the dog. #thearchers

Apples for pressing tomorrow. Good crop this year. #Autumn

Amburrr is a cliche a minute. #thearchers

We will all enjoy the last game of the season. Because it is the last game. #thearchers

Well that perked up at the end! #thearchers

On the subject of Melvyn Bragg, I think of this Private Eye cartoon more frequently than I care to admit, when I’m struggling to raise the energy for a lecture or graduate supervision

The front garden, 6.45 this morning.

Anyone know what this is? Appeared near the bird feeder so I suspect a rogue seed. Probably a noxious weed.

Uncharitable I know, but I do hope Amber’s tooth job in Turkey is a complete bodge. #thearchers

George always leaves one with a sinking,uneasy feeling. #thearchers

I wonder how Henwee feels about the silent Jack/Gideon being Titchinob’s son. #thearchers

Poor Henwee needs antiRob therapy. #thearchers

Why does nobody spell kerb correctly these days? #PedantsCorner

#thearchers is turning into the Martyn Gibson show.

I’m fed up with Martyn Gibson hanging around pathetically all the time. #thearchers

Brad is a hero! #thearchers

Dahlias entered for the village show.

This SL with Martyn is highly improbable. #thearchers

That was tedious. #thearchers

Go on Brine, twirl your cravat at Stella. #thearchers

Dragonfly on the log pile by our pond. #wildlife

Oh no, not the fete worse than death. Sunday night’s #thearchers is usually pretty lame.

The Ambridge Job Fairy had better polish her wand. #thearchers

Are we looking at coercive control with Meeyur and this Jesse always ringing her? #thearchers

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Marlene must have low standards. #thearchers

What a start. Plop and porker Rosie. #theatchers