ᅠ ᅠ 𝓘 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝑺𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝐀 「 * 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 」 ──

yEAHHHH . number one victory roya ──

that's what i thought, old crazy lady . 👺 [ HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF 💀 ]

so you're saying i'm right . 👺

crazylyn . 💀

i'm never gonna get that old . you're crazy . 💀 [ 😭🙏 ]

yeah, he is . doesn't change the fact you're old as hell too . 💀

boooooo . sounds like a stick in the mud .ᐟ

wowww . that's OLD .

yeah, they lived like, a billion years ago . i'm basically calling you real old . [ 💀 . ]

did you know the dinosaurs

that's SUPER old . 💀

HAHAHAHHAA . OLD LADY [ 💀 . ]

oh . 😔

let me guess, you still think we're in that era where showin' ankles was ... what's the word .ᐣ ... scandalous . 👺

definitely old lady attire . april's great great great great great grandma used to dress like that .

like some old lady . [ 💀 . ]

too many .

... lemme reword that . every stupid smelly SCIENTIST wants our bIood .

[ sloooowly pulling out his sais .... 💀 ]

girl shut UP I'VE HEARD THAT SONG ENOUGH TIMES IN THE PAST WEEK 🤬

elysia 🩷 please watch mutant mayhem you get to see goofy shit like this 😭 youtu.be/9WvOxfWUu2M?...

elysia 🩷 they were little TERRORS to scratch LMAO 😭

yeah . everyone wants mutant bIood . 😒

[ growls .... 👺 ]

takes an ugly person to know an ugly person

... your anger issues might be worse than mine 💀

bitch the second movie doesn't come out until like fall of 2027 that is NOT " soon " 💀

[ STARTS SCREAMING 💀 ]

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑼𝑻𝑴𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑰𝑴𝑷𝑶𝑹𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬 .

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝐌𝐄 ...

not SAD . my life is TOTALLY AWESOME . heck yeah . it's something to be REAL jealous of .

elysia 🩷 please watch mutant mayhem you get to see goofy shit like this 😭 youtu.be/9WvOxfWUu2M?...

elysia 🩷 now i have the urge to rewatch mutant mayhem . fuCk 👺👺👺

yeah, actually . [ 😭🙏 . ]

[ he rolls his eyes ── followed by an extremely dramatic sigh . you know, typical teenage responses to things they don't like . 💀 ] uuuuGH . FINE . 💢

you're gonna have to explain what exactly ' attitude adjustment ' is .

pffft ── what're you gonna do, KAMEHAMEHA me .ᐣ ... ew, i'm making nerd references . 🤢 [ 💀 ... ] hell you mean, ADJUST it ── nO .ᐣ.ᐣ

elysia 🩷 this still makes me giggle . stacked ass list

oh, you're lookin' for a fight, are you ── GREAT . i LOVE FIGHTING . i'll kick your stupid sorry butt .ᐟ.ᐟ

the kids do NOT say that anymore, bro .... you OUTDATED . 💀 [ 😭 .ᐣ ]

WH ── HEY .ᐟ you wanna be pummeled to scraps and bolts .ᐣ.ᐟ 💢 this is my MASK . it's SUPPOSED to be like that .ᐟ.ᐟ

ooooh, donnie made you say darn ── SCARY . [ your brother did NOT make axis, raph . 💀 ] psst, go look in the mirror and come back to me on that one . 👺

that robot looks goofy and stupid enough that my brother could have built it . [ 💀 . ]

elysia 🩷 they were little TERRORS to scratch LMAO 😭