"Watch out, Mac. You're blue now, that's his special attack."

"Oh he's angry now, Mac. Use that against him!

remburger! #deadlock

It's flat fuck friday #deadlock

day boost i need this today / asap please

Those healin' butterflies of his are a real pain, Mac! But I bet if you hit one, it'd take some of your pain away! - Don't let that bucket fall on his head, Mac! When it's lights out for him, it's lights out for you!

Ingrid

The difference between having a cat and having a dog is staggering. Having a dog is like having child who’s disgusting. Having a cat is like having a painting that’s mad at you.

27 - "Co-Operation" #art #furryart #comic support vesna: www.patreon.com/c/MiaCain

there are some good vesna comics in the pipeline

today is the last day to comment! fill up their inbox! 👇

Analog angel's thesis is pretty solid

Pinkertons of the Coast

they are feeding him a powerful compound

Pokémon ファンアート モンジャラVSラティオス ラティオスの滑空、からのスカイブレード #ポケモン #イラスト #ファンアート

feel like tree kangaroos are kind of an undervalued animal at the moment. invest now while the stock price is still low

COLUMBO: Oh gosh, I’m sorry i just have one more thing, ah…you have to forgive me my wife says I’d lose my head if it weren’t…oh yeah, right. You said that you were at home on Friday, but how’d you catch the game? CHATGPT: Wow, that’s right. I completely got that one wrong—let me try again.

so the reason they're 'super' is because they're built like boars but they have the (significantly higher) reproduction rate of domestic pigs. Which is to say: this is a hog who has more sex than his ancestors thought biologically possible.

I am very funny, please clap

Meowdy :3

French Onion Soup Wavy Lay’s Review: They’re Good. Thanks

I’m so sorry but this is all your problem now

The lack of money could’ve been solved with one simple action

boycotting skibidi toilet over this

A man crossed my path in the parking lot of a Bojangles so I struck him down where he stood

Occasionally I think about how Tabitha King stayed with Stephen King through poverty, suddenly becoming rich and famous, his cocaine and alcohol addiction, his writing overshadowing her own, but nearly divorced him for listening to Mambo #5 on repeat for weeks at a time

Okay this one is legit cool they let me into the vault where they keep the stuff that’s not on display and they have the Mach Motherfucking Five in there

Nintendo’s new US patent has major implications for the future of games that run like dogshit. paletteswap.site/dif...

14k Original Miles: 1975 Bricklin SV-1: This 1975 Bricklin SV-1 recently emerged after 40 years of storage. It has a genuine 14,000 miles on its odometer.

Israeli fascist and minister of national security, Itamar Ben-Gvir, posted a video of himself on Twitter abusing the illegally kidnaped and detained members of the Global Sumud Flotilla while yelling “Welcome to Israel, we are the owners of the house".

I see you have concerns about your living standards decreasing and housing becoming increasingly unaffordable. What if I offered you a jerky bipedal robot emulating a dead pedophile before eating shit on the legal minimum amount of stairs to classify it as a staircase?

Peanuts by Schulz: Saturday, February 13, 1993

HELLO MY LITTLE PONIES, JUST WARNING YOU ALL THAT THE BRAZILIANS© HAVE LEAKED THE LAST EPISODE OF THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS™

all these features are going to suck shit

god damn it

I’m making deadlock character banners #deadlock

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that

Is the Good Omens show still making Neil Gaiman richer? Cause if so, then maybe you oughta Harry Potter that shit.

This brought me joy.

Self care