Can't really see so if this has ty09a I don't know abo7t it but i am all eon3

At the clinic for my surgery now! Will update when I can see again :)

In case there's a terrible sponge accident in which the sponges slurp up my entire eyeballs instead of just small parts of my cornea tomorrow I want you all to remember I have beautiful brown eyes

Too quiet in this motel room what if I just put on a random fucking TV channel and watched real TV for the first time in a hundred years

They are SO fucked in this season of within the wires btw they're gonna die big time

the thing about extreme content in video games is that the most appalling taboo porn game on the internet is still more artstically valid and has more reason to exist than Roblox

I dont have spotify but youtube music says I'm in the top 0.1% of fans of Carly Rae Jepsen and Lady Gaga and my top genre is still indie so I think I'm winning at "being the gayest man you know that likes women" or something idk. Someone make this joke for me it was funny in my head.

Waiting for the bus to the city so I can get surgery tomorrow. Last time I did this bus trip was 10 years ago for the Force Awakens midnight premiere... that bus didn't leave before 8:30am. This one unfortunately does.

While I can't say anything positive about this article in general, that reddit post does a lot of sounding reasonable in the first half and then pivots to "actually it is cool that there are inherently evil races and that those happen to be the racialised ones" with the goblins and orcs comment

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I was working from home running educational software demos and talking teachers through a website and on my breaks I would go lie in our lounge in a patch of sun and watch my flatmate's test subjects (wasps) crawl around in their enclosure until I had to go back to work. It was weirdly relaxing

Got my cpap yesterday and slept with it last night which was fine until 5:30 this morning when I woke up and couldn't stop fiddling with it. I should not have been awake for 4 hours already this is cursed

See you all in 12 hours.

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Prince Burger's daughter with a mermaid has a kākāpō outfit. Also his husband (the mermaid) won the lotto. Prince Burger's household will thrive forever

people keep asking "why doesn't he just cross over to the other side?" so i have used technology to extend the image

i haven't been to five concerts :( live in the ass end of the world and i havent got moneyyyyy

Got my words mixed up and sent a message that isn't anywhere near as funny as it was in my head to a groupchat I've been lurking for months can life get any harder than this

one week 2 days until eye surgery and I can finally stop stressing about my declining vision

In which I articulate the case that AGI is impossible and machines just plain cannot think. www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/on-inco...

Mum had better have gotten me a treat I have been in this hot car in the carpark at the supermarket way too long

AoNz birders anyone know a little (somewhere between a silvereye and a sparrow) bird with pointy wings that dive bombs people and nests on the ground? Lady who runs the doggy daycare I go to has a pair nesting in her top dog run and they keep trying to get her 😅

Israel has violated the US-brokered Gaza ceasefire at least 497 times in 44 days, killing at least 342 Palestinians, according to Gaza’s Government Media Office. 🔗: aje.io/65ptdp| #Infograph

Assuming my current career is uhhh.... art gallery management? Because that is what I seem to be doing sort of? Have an aunt who is an artist and a dad who is a gardener, want to be a landscape architect, people get confused and tell you that you need to study art history to do architecture

kind of an unusual subject line from kobo today

christine and sam will be at pax u tomorrow, say hi if you see them!

harrowing moment for youtube to freeze

so, so good. run it as a political ad.

Oh scrolling inertia it's been a while. How the fuck is it nearly 1am. I'm too old for this.

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We need to listen to experts and I'm sorry everyone, but if I understand the collected works of the menswear guy correctly this means all the gents in parliament gotta be buck naked like how the good Lord in his ineffeble wisdom made them

When I'm president of the world I'm gonna make everyone with a big Ute you can't see over at intersections take a geography test whenever they take it somewhere new, to prove they won't idle at intersections for ages and block everyone. Guy braked and hesitated on a downhill just now

I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke. IG bscomedian

My parents smart TV just showed me a new world ad on the home screen I have got to learn stuff so I can make a pi hole I'm so sick of this.

randomised a sims's name and this is so funny to me. Mr Prince Burger. He's a professional footballer

Puberty blockers are safe and proven - the THIRD PARAGRAPH acknowledges that children WILL still be prescribed them, just not if they're trans This is an attack on trans children, full stop This government does not care about children, full stop

Today marks 15 years since the Pike River mine disaster. Anna and Sonya are meeting with Brooke van Velden today to call for stronger health and safety protections in our country, taking time out of the most precious day of their year to fight for all New Zealanders. #nzpol

I did a skills exchange with a painting teacher this weekend 🥰 Instead of paying for her Bob Ross class, I did some troubleshooting of her slow old laptop and gave her some tips on helping it last longer (for the love of Fuck shut down your computers whenever you can)

The Gmail app needs to learn its place. I don't want my emails sorted by anything but chronology. Do NOT try to sort them by "relevance" I will uninstall you don't fucking try me

Hey if you know someone with chronic illness who can't work, please don't randomly spitball career ideas at them unless they ask you to. I promise, PROMISE, we are thinking about these things on our own time and don't need you to make suggestions.

Did you know that you can get all of my Wretched & Alone games in one bundle for just £30? Now you do. itch.io/s/159400/wre...

This article felt scaremongery to me for a lot of reasons, so I thought I'd run it past my mum who is a teacher with 30 years experience. I laid out the premise of the article to her and she basically rolled her eyes - she's heard this a bunch of times. Our current government LOVES phonics

Power is back :)

Well I'm glad I was just on the main menu screen when the power went out and not 2 hours into sims gameplay but still... power back please?

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

the real problem with watching stream vods on yt is that i keep wanting to join in with chat

My dog is 95% of the time extremely sweet and well behaved and affectionate and loving and so when she is naughty* I am like "well fair enough" every time. Impossible to be mad. *makes a mess Like of course she pulled the bin over it had empty salmon packet! Yum smell! Fair enough!

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

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