The way anti-vaxxers and conservatives have carelessly thrown away children’s lives has unironically made me feel we should reclaim the “pro-life” label and start yelling at these people for killing kids

Again… why do I cook as if I have 7 kids who will help me eat this?!

Just an orange cat who loves his orange stuffed fish.

I guess I’ve been doing it all wrong.

Look, my job consists of some social media and I think the MOST I posted on one day was like 10 times, and that was for Extra Give (kind of like giving Tuesday). imagine what he could do if he actually just did his job.

At this point, I don't really care if the Eagles don't go to the Super Bowl… As long as the Chiefs don't even make the playoffs, I'll be happy.

Okay goal for this upcoming week: cook something that isn’t soup.

Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.

Ope, the ship is sinking and the rats are jumping off.

Eagles, you’re breaking my heart this week.

Crows or ravens

I used to say the only pumpkin pie I’ll eat was my grandma’s, but thankfully my aunt makes the same kind.

Ope, the doorbell just rang. I think it might be ✨ depression ✨

Sometimes I wish I didn’t have access to the Internet. I will never be the same.

these are really back... rip everyone's skin, ears, and eyes iykyk.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? yeah, I'd trust Pride and NCIS: New Orleans

do I just have different eyes than whoever wrote this? this man looks so unwell.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

I'll be spending thanksgiving with (among other family) my mom and her two closest friends, all of them (now mostly retired) nurses. I'm looking forward to them talking about how nursing is their cute little hobby and not a professional career. 🙃

I’m really starting to think that Dick Cheney‘s death reset the timeline or something.

Ugh the patriots have helped me win 3 fantasy football games, maybe I’m a fan now.

I'm sorry but I have to say ham

lets goooo

I got your picture, I’m coming with you, dear Maria, count me in there’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen MAKE IT COUNT when I’m the one who’s selling you out

I had my first eggnog latte of the season today!

Actually yes, we would gather around a fire, chant their name, and then throw the CD in and watch it burn. and then they would magically fall in love with you

You would think I am cooking for a husband and seven children judging by the size of this pot of taco soup

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den? MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes TRUMP: surely they ate him MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't TRUMP: Unbelievable

I’m a pretty flexible person until somebody says they want to do something with me and then don’t confirm or make plans beyond that.

I’m desperate to know what Obama, Biden, Bush, and Clinton are gonna talk about after Cheney’s funeral service. 💀💀💀💀

When the truth comes out, it’s quiet. It’s so… quiet.

I just need someone to appreciate how crispy my broccoli got in the air fryer

me last week: yeah I don't know, I think I'm a pretty good writer, but I don't know if I could ever write a good novel. me today: oh, never mind, I could at least write something better than that.

Donald Trump blasting very loud music while having a meltdown is the most relatable he's ever been, honestly.

Siri, play Cassandra by Taylor Swift (for like the 900th time).

Watching a very Jonas Christmas movie, AMA

I’m not perfect and my life might not be going as well as I’d like but I’ve never defended guys like Epstein or trump.

I’ll never be over the fact that the same people perpetuating purity culture are the same people bringing pedophiles into power. A tale as old as time, I know. 💔

Oh that… that’s not a parking spot

You know it’s going to be a good day when your tots look like this

PHILADELPHIA GET IT TOGETHER. my fantasy team is depending on this.

We are so back

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

The worst thing about the power going out the night I’m spending the night at my parents is that I can’t use my heated mattress pad.

Felt so good this morning I decided to call my insurance to resolve a denied claim that’s been hanging over my head since June.

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Ah, off-cycle election night. Time to start obsessively following the returns for a faraway candidate I just learned about an hour ago.

God, I forgot what it was like to feel hopeful. Hopefully, this is a foreshadowing of what’s to come in the 2026 midterms.