I ordered some slutty little glasses and I’m very excited for 7-14 business days from now

Re-Twinked lol

Such a pretty game, even after all these years.

Yick. Just like BB last season, the hot guy and the gay went home way too early. I think I’m not going to bother watching it live here on out

Ugh the homophobia. Was so excited for the first male Taurus to win

I gotta get used to waking up with it being dark out again 🥱😪

My team squeezed it out 5-4 against some lesbians in our first pickle ball league match today. I’m so proud 🥹

I need more pumpkin spice in my life immediately

Slowly turning my boyfriend into a gamer and I couldn’t be more proud 🥹

Some of the texts from mortgage brokers I get are borderline unhinged. Like sending me gifs of sad puppies for filtering their messages as spam lol

Closest I’ve ever gotten to master ball. Thanks pikachu/tapukoko 🥳

Thank God for caffeine today ☕️

It is time 👻🎃

This was such a nice weekend. Feeling grateful for my man and my friends <3

I love this game but fuck this fight 😂

Pain.

I’m not a veggie myself, but I love me a good veggie dog and veggie burger 🤤🌭🍔

Are they not gonna have a challenge and vote this week..?

No way he’s a pro smash player! I have so many faves already

I already love the token gays this season. We love some solidarity

My favorite episode 🎃 I rewatch this every fall 🍂

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I just put up my Halloween stuff. I couldn’t wait until October, I need spooky season NOW 👻🎃💀

I really love this photo 🥰

My voice is completely shot, but it was worth it. Feel so blessed to have such great friends 🥰

Saw “HIM” today and thought the reviews were a little harsh. I’d say a solid 5/10 movie with some really cool visuals and unhinged acting

It’s my birthday today 🥳 Halfway through my 30’s and lot to be grateful for ☺️

I love rejecting the straight romance options in video games lol

I can’t wait for it to be not raining

I can’t overstate how much better taking a train is than driving or flying.

Oh my god! 😍

Happy Silk Song day to those who celebrate! 🪡🪲

I feel so bad for the gays that got all dressed up for lady Gaga tonight only for it to get canceled 🥲

Just opened my dish washer and a tiny gecko jumped out at me. Scared the crap out of my of me 😂

I blinked and the long weekend flew right by. Lots to look forward to coming up at least

Cyber Punk has no business running this well on switch 2

I can’t believe I’m up this late

I made an expresso martini and it’s hitting all the right places right now

This is iconique, I fear.

This post always cracks me up 🤣

I just bought a new battery and my car won’t start again today 🫠

Even though my state is a political hellscape, it’s the queer people in it that give me hope

I accidentally booked my dentist appointment for 8am on my day off. Why did I do this to myself

I can’t process that Silksong is coming out in two weeks.

Alien Earth is so good. I only regret starting it because now I can’t binge the episodes lol

Take this- it’s dangerous to go alone

I really envy people who actually enjoy going to the gym

The new Alien tv show is really good. My only complaint is how much plot armor the brother gets

Yassss I will be seated

I’m such a slut for turn-based combat