ClingerBot 5000 was mad I went to the hockey game for four hours

Crossed paws = comforts #caturday

Hanna was gone barely 90 minutes and this is how Luna is now

I hate the guy as much as the next person, but how funny would it have been if it pushed the Diet Coke button in that moment?

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

Stourhead #PalacesAndGardens #WeatherAndMood #photography

horse racing on a road course #donotsteal

I hope the person at ESPN who decided this needed to be a push notification never has a restful night of sleep for the next two months

I am sad that the new evil empire won. I am sad that baseball is over.

Somewhere, probably Connecticut, Steve Levy is smiling (that he's not Joe Davis)

That watermelon sure looks

I'm cleaning up my depression pile today. It's been going for I don't know how long, but today is the day.

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

With Jimmy John’s it’s a crapshoot if I get napkins in my bag but you can bank on getting two straws with my fountain drink

I voted for Zarmok the Irrational because I thought his unique approach to governance could bring a refreshing dose of rationality to "politics at usual." But his recent performance has been anything but

Why were the Chefs even passing 4 yards from the goal line?

The Jags have been in the league since 1995 so it should be unacceptable for an announcer to say Jag-wires

Sweet dreams with Mini Uni

If the yellow brick road goes to Emerald City, where does the red brick road go?

“Tuna?” “Yes.” “Catnip?” “On the list.” “What about-“ “Relax Alvin, I got this.”

Today was a really good sports day. * Steelers won in Ireland * Cubs sweep St. Louis to end the season * MLB Decision Day drama * LOL Mets * GB/DAL overtime

@jonbois.bsky.social watching nascar

Scuse me, am profeshonal cheez tester

i used to want universal healthcare but now i just want cause and effect to work again

all the things i want to happen are unattainable so now i just hate things and that’s pretty chill

Doin a study on birbs and squirrels

If I fits. I sits.

The Honda Odyssey

Drinking large quantities of water helps you avoid other people's drama Because you're always peeing Stay hydrated

Going Florida sober this month (meth and orange juice)

Im thinkin about thos beans

I could never be the comfy

Doin a zonk

If I was going to buy some drinks and the guys in the Mike’s Hard Lemonade commercial were asking me if I deserved it, I would simply go to a different store. I don’t need that in my life

Someone had some teefers pulled this morning and is loopy on gabapentin now

if I had access to an airport intercom there would be fart sounds echoing from gate 1 down to 99

Can I Get A “Hell Yeah?” 😉😉😉

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Crunchy man in a Chewy box

Enjoy some Biz-cuits

You’d never believe she had been tearing around the house moments before

He’s very handsome

I aspire to be this confy

why i never took up skiing

Having a good time being social which means I’m going to crash out and be sad tomorrow

Whenever I’m watching videos and Biz is nearby, I catch him watching my screen. Any time he sees a cat he gets excited and tries to sniff them

This song is very good. music.apple.com/us/album/sub...

Trump Body Double Struggling To Get Leg Edema Just Right

Him loves hims dad